Well, here we are - the final episode of greatest reality show ever to grace our television shows - we're talking about ABC's Listen To Your Heart. Chris and Danielle do a deep dive into everything that happened this week, and the result is an extremely amazing episode of this podcast that you're going to remember for a long, long time.

Listen To Your Heart - Episode 6 Recap

Chris and Danielle are here for another recap of ABC's LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, also known as a little taste of heaven that comes across our television screens every Monday. We talk about everything that happened in week 5, from the drama between Matt and Rudy to all the amazing performances and everything in between. Thanks for listening, don't tell any of your friends about this wonderful little podcast.

Listen To Your Heart - Episode 5 Recap

Episode 4 was a doozy, and Chris and Danielle were there to unpack everything immediately afterwards, with the help of a very well-received jar of pickles sent to us by a loyal listener! Hope you like the sweet sweet sounds of us chompin' away at some sweet sweet pickles for an entire episode, suckers!

Listen To Your Heart - Episode 4 Recap

Does anybody read these? Chris and Danielle recap week 3 of The Bachelor's Listen To Your Heart show, which is quickly becoming their favorite must-see TV show of the season. Thanks for listening everybody!

Listen To Your Heart - Episode 3 Recap

Chris and Danielle tackle episode 2 of The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart, which is pretty much the greatest fucking show that ABC has ever produced. They do a deep dive on all the happenings, from the bad kisses to the surprisingly awesome musical moments. Also they talk about possibly living in a sexless world, rubbing bubbles, and human leashes.

Listen To Your Heart - Episode 2 Recap

Yep, AFTERGLOW has come out of hibernation for a unsurprisingly entertaining podcast recap of the premiere episode of Listen To Your Heart, the latest spinoff of the hit Bachelor TV franchise. Chris and Danielle are quarantined but that doesn't keep them from spitting out hot takes left and right! Here's a spoiler: they think the show's format is awesome and can't wait for next week.

Listen To Your Heart - Episode 1 Recap

We're just not gonna sit back and let AFTERGLOW rot away, are you kidding me? This week, Chris and Danielle record an episode from the comfort of their living room and talk about the COVID-19, videogame streaming, not murdering each other, and a whole lot more!

Smells Like Quarantine Spirit

Spoiler alert: Chris, Adam, Lara, and Danielle barely even mention "The Bachelor" in this very long yet entertaining edition of AFTERGLOW. Let's put it this way: during the podcast it is revealed that Danielle doesn't know what PornHub is. We talk about Greg Kinnear, ASMR, and how our lives have changed since the coronavirus has completely upended our lives.

Coronavirus, Greg Kinnear, and Pornhub

Chris, Adam, and Danielle are in studio unpacking the absolute insanity that is the two-part Bachelor finale. Oh my God, is there a lot to unpack. From Peter's awful proposal, to Hannah Ann's phenomenal "I'm getting broken up with" outfit, to Barb reigning terror on everyone, to Peter's decision to be with Madison AFTER PROPOSING TO ANOTHER WOMAN... yeah, we dive into all of this this week.

The Craziest Finale of All-Time!

The boys are back in town! It's the Chris and Adam show this week, as Lara had prior engagements. Speaking of engagements, we're only one week away from the finale of Peter's season of the Bachelor. We unpack and discuss everything that happened during the Women Tell All episode!

Madison & Her Insane Fake Tan

Here we go, everybody. Peter has finally reached the fantasy suite week, which we are positive he had marked on his calendar when he first agreed to be on the show. We're here to talk about everything that happened on this episode, from the Madison drama to Peter's inability to recognize when his girlfriend is cold to us starting our own high school assembly tour show about sex. Thanks for listening!

Peter Piloting Through Fantasy Suite Week

This week, we immediately address last week's hater who sent a followup email and then go right into the happenings of this week's hometown visit episode of The Bachelor. Peter actually behaved like a normal human being this week and we're all better off for it. This episode featured Chris, Adam, and Lara on their best behavior, totally trying to stay on topic the whole time. Totally.

Wow, Peter Actually Grew a Pair!

Buckle in, because this is a huge episode. We received our first-ever complaint about the podcast and spend approximately three hours talking about it. But when we're done with that, we talk about religion, sex, Peter's buffoonery, and Disney princesses. It's a great show this week that will absolutely get us more complaints.

Of COURSE The Hottest One Is Super Religious

Great news: Adam, Chris, AND Lara are all in studio to talk about Wednesday night's dramatic super-extra bonus episode of the Bachelor! They talk Mykenna, Victorias, Haaaaaan... the whole gang. Topics include: "female empowerment" and whether or not the women rehearse their goodbye limo speeches.

Hope You Can Drive Your Car Without Any Wheels!

Our guest host flaked at the last minute (probably blew us off to go do whatever it is cool 23 year-old girls do in San Diego) so it's just Adam and Chris in the studio recapping Monday's goddamn marathon episode of the Bachelor. Listen until the very end for an excellent idea for a Bachelor spinoff! (Spoiler: it's dark.)

Forehead Cuts & Airbrushed Butts

With Adam out gallivanting around in Seattle, Chris welcomes Lara into the studio to help him out discussing week 4 of the Bachelor starring Peter the Pilot. In a shock to all, they actually stay on topic for most of the episode and dig deep into a lot of topics, from the deviousness of the Bachelor's producers to whether or not Peter is equipped to handle this much drama coming from multiple 23 year-olds.

Has Peter Ever Actually Dated Anybody?

Adam and Chris are alone in the studio left to their own devices. Luckily they have plenty of wine which leads to a completely random tangent about which famous Hollywood actors' penises they would like to see on the big screen. They also talk about this week's Bachelor episode and the complete and utter lack of a goddamn promised pool party.

Uh, We Were Promised A Pool Party

Adam and Chris are back with episode number two, and guess who joins in studio this week: a girl who is responsible for shaping the minds of young men and women all over San Diego. Yep, our friend Nicole who is a teacher drops by to engage in an absolutely ridiculous conversation about the Bachelor and everything possible related to it. It gets WEIRD quick, everybody.

Consensual Inner Thigh Rubs

Chris and Adam are BACK with the return episode of AFTERGLOW, the best 30 minutes of your week (or 60, as it turns out). Joining them in studio is Danielle, who sits in horror as the conversation eventually turns into fingerbanging about halfway through this Bachelor podcast. But don't worry, we talk about the premiere episode of Peter's season of ABC's hit show THE BACHELOR at various points.

Reunited And It Feels So Good

This is the official end-of-season after spectacular, and boy was it a blast to record. Adam and Chris touch on everything from cats falling out of trees, Courtney's new role in our organization, having a threesome with Kristina, whether or not tickling is sexual assault, and much much more. Enjoy, and thank you for listening this past year! We'll see you soon!

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