A writer attempts to write a romance novel
A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees
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The Last Waltz, featuring Our Founding Members.

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe
How the south is handling people relocating there because of covid
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What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe

Inheriting a circus
Adults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying it
The writers of junk mail
 
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Inheriting a circus

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association 
Surfers Go to NYC
Unnecessary Cashews
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Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association

Arctic Scavengers
Strike at the Paperclip Factory 
New York Water Smuggling 
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Arctic Scavengers

Substitute teacher
A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent
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Substitute teacher

Neighboring condom factories go to war
Pardon me, do you have the time?
Hash brown World ChampionshipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighboring condom factories go to war

Pigeons in a shitting school.
TOO personal training.
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Pigeons at shitting school

Lego manufacturing plant.
Powerpuff Girls.
Workers return to the office, changed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego manufacturing plant

The US Military and Education departments swap budgets
Man who sneezes when he's aroused
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The US Military and Education swap budgets

Mario Kart as NASCAR
A baby thinks she's funny
Home makeover
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Mario Kart as NASCAR

texting
prom night
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texting

burrito-rolling master
gone completely texas
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burrito-rolling master

Gap potatoesOverly full orchestraBen Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the ConstitutionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gap potatoes

Never late for school
Zoo animals commentary
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Never late for school

Zoom doctor’s appointment.
Failed science museum.
Swallowed ear bud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zoom doctor’s appointment.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.
Politician has to poo.
Cheese boys and/or girls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.
Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying.
Door to door salesman named Hungry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.
Wild time at airport arrivals.
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Kindergarten class  develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.

America's Gum Control Issues
5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling Team
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