Horses are pretty cool, in a terrifying way. Gotta respect a horse. Follow me, the show, check out the Google Doc of rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #42 by Harry Sahlt and Janice Valleu

Your Pal Archie #1-5 by Ty Templeton, Dan Parent, Andre Szymanowicz, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Thirty: The Noose Tightens by Britta Lundin, Brian E. Paterson, Alexis Ostrander, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Bullet by Ann Marr

032 - Horses For All

More content for your quarantine! Hopefully I can start cranking these bad boys out more regularly. Follow me and the show. Check out the Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #41 by Ed Goggin and Harry Sahle

Afterlife With Archie #6-10 by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Francesco Francovilla, Jack Morelli, and Jesse Goldwater

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors by James DeWille, Sherwin Shilati, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa.

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Waterloo by Abba

 

031 - Angry Arch: Fury Riverdale

Things are looking grim for Jughead in almost everything I cover today. Follow me, and the show, on Twitter, and check out, the Google Doc of Rankings

Covering:

Pep Comics #40 by Harry Sahle

Afterlife With Archie #1-5 by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Francesco Frankavilla, Jack Morelli, and Jesse Goldwater

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Eight: There Will Be Blood by Aaron Allen, Mark Piznarski, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Zombie by The Cranberries

030 - Jughead Takes On the Prison Industrial Complex

I'm really leaning on that title format. But. IT'S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR OF ARCHIEOLOGY! Yaaaaay. Please, on this birthday, follow me on Twitter, follow the show, check out the Google Doc of Rankings, rate and review on iTunes, all of that, for me.

Covering:

Life With Archie (2010) #36-37, by Paul Kupperberg, Pat and Tim Kennedy, Fernando Ruiz, Jim Amash, Bob Smith, Gary Martin, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (1990), by Evan Katz and Dick Lowry

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Sugar, Sugar by Sam Whipple as Jughead

029 - This Podcast Is Anti-Hubby

Legitimately there is no way you could guess where the title of this episode comes from until I get to that part of the episode. Follow my tweets, the show's tweets, and read the Google Doc of Rankings

Covering:

Archie Comics #3 by Harry Sahle

Life With Archie: Archie Marries Betty #31-35 by Paul Kupperberg, Pat and Tim Kennedy, Jim Amash, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hills Have Eyes by Ross Maxwell, Brian E. Patterson, David Katzenberg, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: I Gotta Know by The Tonettes

028 - Somewhere Hearts Are Filled With Love

I suffered making this (it's hot and sweaty when you turn off the AC for sound quality) so I guess that means this is art. Follow me, the show. Read The Google Doc of Rankings. Become one with the Archieverse.

Covering:

Jackpot Comics #9 by Bob Montana

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #31-35 by Paul Kupperberg, Fernando Ruiz, Bob Smith, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Six: The Tell-Tale Heart by Julie Plec, Michael Grassi, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Transitions: Sugar Sugar by The Archies

Closing Song: Don't Count on Me by The Nouvellas

027 - The Invisible Hand of Hiram Lodge

And I hope you celebrate it with me this October 18. Follow my Twitter for bad jokes, and follow the show Twitter if you want me to tweet from there more often. And check out The Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #39 by Gerry P and Harry Sahle

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Betty #25-30 by Paul Kupperberg, Pat and Tim Kennedy, Jim Amash, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale #12 by Aaron Allen, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and John Workman

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Five: The Wicked and the Divine by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and Rachel Talalay

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Betty Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes

026 - Celebrating Persons Day!

You already know what it is. Follow me, follow the show. Read the Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #38 by Bob Montana

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #25-30 by Paul Kupperberg, Fernando Ruiz, Pat and Tim Kennedy, Bob Smith, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Four: The Wrestler by Greg Murray, Devon Turner, Gregg Araki, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

025 - Big Fats and the Doofus Bros

Like the Backstreet Boys, I'm back, alright! Give me a follow on my Twitter & the Show Twitter, and check out the Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Archie Comics #2 by Bob Montana and Kobold Keep

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Betty #19-24 by Paul Kupperberg, Pat and Tim Kennedy, Bob Smith, Jim Amash, Glenn Whitmore, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale #11 by Greg Murray, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Three: The Blackboard Jungle by Britta Lundin, Brian E. Patterson, Tim Hunter, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Doin' It Right by Daft Punk feat. Panda Bear

024 - Groundog Day but Archie's Prom Night

Not in real life. I just don't like drawings of kissing. Not in comics, and not in animated TV shows. Real people kissing is okay I guess. My Twitter and the show's Twitter demand to be followed, and the Google Doc of Rankings demands to be read.

Featuring:

Pep Comics #37 by Bob Montana

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #19-24 by Paul Kupperberg, Fernando Ruiz, Al Milgrom, Bob Smith, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-Two: Silent Night, Deadly Night by Shepard Boucher, Rob Seidenglanz, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

023 - This Podcast Is Anti-Kissing

I don't believe in saving the cat. Sorry. Follow my Twitter, and the show's Twitter. Check out the Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #36 by Bob Montana

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Betty #13-18 by Paul Kupperberg, Pat and Tim Kennedy, Bob Smith, Glenn Whitmore, Janice Chiang, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale #10 by Greg Murray, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and John Workman

Riverdale Chapter Twenty-One: The House of the Devil by Yolanda E. Lawrence, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Mad World by Tears for Fears

022 - I Killed Schrodinger's Cat

The podcast is old enough to drink! Things to follow include ME and THE SHOW on Twitter. Things to study include the objective and scientific GOOGLE DOC OF RANKINGS.

Covering

Jackpot Comics #8 by Harry Sahle

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #13-18 by Paul Kupperberg, Fernando Ruiz, Al Milgrom, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Twenty: Tales from the Darkside by  James Dewille, Dawn Wilkinson, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Just Me and You by the Dreamliners

021 - Arch P. Lovecraft

Better Nate than Lever, as the punchline to my favorite joke goes. You know the drill: my Twitter, the show's Twitter (FOLLOW THEM), and the Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #35 by Red Holmdale

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Betty #7-12 by Paul Kupperberg, Norm Breyfogle, Tim Levins, Pat and Tim Kennedy, Andrew Pepoy, Dan Davis, Bob Smith, Glenn Whitmore, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale #9 by Greg Murray, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale Chapter Nineteen: Death Proof by Tessa Leigh Williams, Arabella Anderson, Maggie Kiley, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Pusha Man by Chance the Rapper

020 - Like Jughead, Archieology is Anti-Work

I can't really think of anything pithy to say for the description here.

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Covering:

Archie Comics #1 by Bob Montana

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #7-12 by Paul Kupperberg, Norm Breyfogle, Fernando Ruiz, Joe Rubinstein, Al Milgram, Glenn Whitmore, Jack Morelli, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale Chapter Eighteen: When a Stranger Calls by Aaron Allen, Ellen S. Pressman, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Sign of the Times by Harry Styles

019 - Easy Reggie

That's right, folks, let's make weddings as efficient as possible. No need to have a bunch of separate weddings, especially if all of your friends are part of the same group. If you agree, disagree, or have no feelings whatsoever about this take, you should follow me and the show on Twitter, and check out the Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #34 by Red Holmdale

Life With Archie: Archie Marries Betty (2010) #1-6 by Michael Uslan, Paul Kupperberg, Norm Breyfogle, Andrew Pepoy, Glenn Whitmore, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale #8 by Will Ewing, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and John Workman

Riverdale Chapter Seventeen: The Town That Dreaded Sundown by Amanda Lasher, Jason Stone, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa.

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Rule Britannia by the London Festival Orchestra and Chorus

018 - Discounts for a Double Wedding

It's bad, folks. Archie goes fascist in this weeks Riverdale. To make up for it, follow me and the show, and read up on the Google Doc of Rankings

Covering:

Jackpot Comics #7 by Bob Montana

Life With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #1-6 by Michael Uslan, Paul Kupperberg, Norm Breyfogle, Joe Rubinstein, Glenn Whitmore, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Sixteen: The Watcher in the Woods by Ross Maxwell, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Dream Weaver by Gary Wright

017 - Alt-Right Archie

Sweet 16, fellow Archieologists! In my longest episode yet, I bite off more than I can chew and go on more only tangentially related political rants than is advisable. Follow me (set me free), follow the show (trust me), check out The Google Doc of Rankings (and we will escape from the city)

Covering:

Pep Comics #33 by Bob Montana

Archie #600-606 by Michael Uslan, Stan Goldberg, Bob Smith, Glenn Whitmore, Tito Peña, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale #7 by Aaron Allen, Will Ewing, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale Chapter Fifteen by Michael Grassi, Allison Anders, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Milkshake by the cast of Riverdale

016 - Getting Married on Halloween

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to my podcast, where you can hear everything from my startup pitches to my knowledge of hit fictional band The Monkees (it's non-existent!) S'il vous plaît, por favor, please follow ME and THE SHOW on Twitter, and check out THE GOOGLE DOC OF RANKINGS


Covering:

Pep Comics #32 by Bob Montana

The Archies (2017) by Alex Segurra, Matt Rosenberg, Joe Eisma, Matt Herms, Jack Morelli, and Greg Smallwood

Riverdale Chapter Fourteen: A Kiss Before Dying by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and Rob Seidenglanz

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Rapture by Blondie

015 - Blondie, the First #1 Rap Artist

Give me the feelings, please, I can only have emotions vicariously through the media I consume. I should probably get that checked out. If you like what you hear, follow me on Twitter, follow the show on Twitter, and check out the Google Doc of Rankings.

Including:

Pep Comics #31 by Bob Montana

Archie (2015) #28-32 by Mark Waid, Ian Flynn, Audrey Mok, Kelly Fitzpatrick, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale #6 by Ross Maxwell, Will Ewing, Joe Eisma, Andre Szymanowicz, John Workman, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Riverdale Chapter Thirteen: The Sweet Hereafter by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and Lee Toland Krieger

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: His Cheeseburger by Veggitales

014 - Finales That Aren't As Emotional As I'd Like

I mean just no taste whatsoever. Music just doesn't affect me the same way it seems to affect others.

Follow me! I command it! Follow the show! I'd appreciate it! Read The Google Doc of Rankings! I allow it!

Covering:

Jackpot Comics #6 by Bob Montana

The Archies (2017) One Shot-#3 by Alex Segurra, Matthew Rosenberg, Joe Eisma, Matt Herms, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale Chapter Twelve: Anatomy of a Murder by Michael Grassi, Rob Seidenglanz, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: The Mother We Share by Chvrches

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