"I think it's my last one." Pat ranks the finale's flashbacks. Matt finds that he prefers politics to space battles. Mike still frakkin' loves Battlestar Galactica.

Episode 71: Daybreak

There's time for just one last toast to Galactica, before we head into the series finale. Matt's of mixed mind about meeting more Sixes. Pat has had it up to here with prophecy. Mike thinks Gaius just wants to be a bitch.

Episode 70: Islanded in a Stream of Stars

What do you do after you've fulfilled your purpose? Do you carry on, or sink into drudgery and despair? Mike is the most epic college student who ever existed. Pat thinks Starbuck's father should've been Daniel. Matt hates that the writers twisted the knife on Helo and Athena.

Episode 69: Someone to Watch Over Me

Did you know Cylon babies have built-in emotional WiFi? Well, now you do. Matt's boggled by this episode's sudden regressions. Mike questions whether Six should have been allowed to have a child in the first place. Pat feels Saul's love fill the room.

Episode 68: Deadlock

Let us save you some time: There wasn't one. Mike explains Edward James Olmos's false promises. Matt has a slightly better time than he expected. Pat would not recommend you watch The Plan.

Episode 67: The Plan

If you've been waiting for answers about the Final Five, this is the episode for you. Guest host Joe celebrates the return of his favorite character. Pat details his painstakingly assembled, thirteen-point Cylon timeline. Matt enjoys that this data dump has real stakes. Mike questions whether anyone ACTUALLY has free will.

Episode 66: No Exit

The revolution failed, but things are still going to change within the Colonial(?) Fleet. Mike thinks the Basestar would wreck Galactica. Pat appreciates Zarek's consistency.  Matt loves that Gaius is finally self-aware.

Episode 65: Blood on the Scales

The Gaeta-Zarek revolution begins, testing each and every person aboard Galactica. Matt admires this episode's many smart callbacks. Mike mourns Private Jaffee. Pat takes stock of Gaeta's motivation.

Episode 64: The Oath

We wanted Roslin to take a day off, but not like this. Not like this. Pat's not into Saul and Six. Matt understands Lee's desire to soft-sell. Mike sees the Anti-Cylon faction's point, but doesn't understand Gaeta's actions.

Episode 63: A Disquiet Follows My Soul

We have met the enemy, and he is Sharon. Mike can't bring himself to care. Pat doesn't understand why Gaeta's alive. Matt thinks the Eights are actually defective.

Episode 62: The Face of the Enemy

There's no Deus Ex Cylonica; Earth is not the end. Guest host Anna gets Mike a gift. Matt argues that Dee is stronger than Adama. Pat tries explaining how the 13th Tribe could be Cylons.

Episode 61: Sometimes a Great Notion

"We have arrived ... at Earth." Matt doesn't understand Three's escalations. Pat admires Saul Tigh's choice.  Mike knows there's more to come, and that it's all part of God's plan.

Episode 60: Revelations

The Hybrid is going to carry this Human-Cylon alliance ON ITS BACK, y'all. Pat gets teary-eyed, as Roslin makes her feelings known. Mike understands the impulse to let Gaius die. Matt considers the implications of faux-Athena's actions.

Episode 59: The Hub

We had hope for the human race, until they killed Romo's cat. Now, burn it all down. Matt knows Bill Adama's not a realist. Pat's sitting in a Raptor, waiting for Roslin to return. Mike, for one, welcomes our new Adama overlord.

Episode 58: Sine Qua Non

Listen, Gaeta. Just take the godsdamn drugs, alright? You don't want to be awake for what's coming. Mike outplans multiple Colonial military officers. Matt encourages Roslin to take management courses. Pat listens to Gaeta's Lament.

Episode 57: Guess What’s Coming to Dinner?

Join us as we dip our toes in the river of Faith, and hopefully make it to the other side. Pat's willing to buy whatever religion Nana Visitor's selling. Matt sees shades of season three Galactica. Mike is affected by the Sixes' story.

Episode 56: Faith

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of Good Guy Helo™. Mike thinks Tory's twisting the knife. Pat doesn't believe in the power of handshakes. Matt still doesn't know who Mathias is.

Episode 55: The Road Less Traveled

Pain. Guilt. Pleasure. Love. The Final Five are feeling all these emotions, and having trouble distinguishing between them. Pat doesn't understand Caprica Six's philosophy. Matt is here for Tory's apotheosis. Mike wonders whether a sex cult-less society is worth living in.

Episode 54: Escape Velocity

Even in death, Cally is just an object to be acted upon. Pat wonders how many soldiers you can fit in a garbage truck. Mike hopes to Gods that having a kid isn't like this. Matt's BSG experience comes full-circle, as he watches Cally die for the second time.

Episode 53: The Ties That Bind

One of our favorite characters is pointing a gun at one of our other favorite characters, so let's get right to it. Matt wonders why the Cylons are here. Pat wants Starbuck to use her inside voice. Mike wishes Lee a fond military farewell.

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