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Ding dong! Check out our Instagram to see how our Christmas Tree shopping went: instagram.com/beachtoosandyGet your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at pat... Details
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For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetListen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo... Details
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11 days ago
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Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for!Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Lis... Details
49:30
18 days ago
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This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before...Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon... Details
1:05:46
25 days ago
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Go see pics of Xandy at The Transit Museum: instagram.com/beachtoosandyGet your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Ale... Details
1:03:59
11/02/2021
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Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest p... Details
51:09
10/26/2021
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If you look up in the night sky, you just may see the siblings Schiefer flying by.Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Li... Details
1:07:44
10/24/2021
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Between talks of foreplay and vacuums, this episode really sucks.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking H... Details
36:58
10/19/2021
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Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Huma... Details
43:53
10/12/2021
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Christine is one step closer to her final form: White Mist.Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest p... Details
1:06:40
10/05/2021
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Christine finally admits she wouldn't fly to Maine to teach a child about the birds and the bees.Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/b... Details
56:26
9/28/2021
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While Xandy was busy browsing our subreddit, Christine went down a rabbit hole of misery. Enjoy!Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/be... Details
1:05:22
9/26/2021
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Don't forget to wear goggles if you approach Xandy in public!Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human... Details
31:55
9/21/2021
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Someone PLEASE erect a statue of Xandy...Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seek... Details
1:00:09
9/14/2021
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We apologize for the bummer parade we're about to take you on...Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's new... Details
1:11:54
9/07/2021
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This week we learn that Christine and Xandy should never be in a cockpit together.Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Li... Details
1:05:34
8/31/2021
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You've been asking for it, and it's here! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human See... Details
1:18:32
8/30/2021
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The devil smiles as another bonus episode is released.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https... Details
29:01
8/24/2021
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Toasty please hit Xandy up. He won't stop talking about you.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human:... Details
1:30:31
8/17/2021
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If enough people sign up for our Patreon, maybe we can afford to commission a new vein on Blucifer's penis.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen... Details
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