Maurice Christ, the pod has risen again! We back on our bullshit without Beeps to guide us. Take cover because shots are fired with a new, scathing mailbag submission. We’ve got MFK, we’ve got sexy lumberjacks, & we’ve got hot songs. And don’t forget, the future is female, BITCHES!

Featured Songs: 
SZA – Pretty Little Birds ft. Isaiah Rashad 
Yuta Orisaka – Aibiki

B.A.D. episode 52: "Sidesquatch, the OnlyFans Lumberjack"

Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. Gather those hunky birds and join us for the reason for the podcast season…Beeps! All you need to know is Fat Michael is a mooch and there's a mail bag you don’t want to miss!

B.A.D. episode 51: "The Zookeeper’s Cast", Beepscast #49

The idiots and cat are back for a golden 50th celebration 🎉 and this time they brought Maurice Christ and Desmond Tutu along for the ride. 
Sponsored by Four Loco® and Topo Chico®

Featured songs:
"Ahwak"  –  Abdel Halim Hafez
"Nessun Dorma"  –  Luciano Pavarotti
"Nessun Dorma"  –  Aretha Franklin

B.A.D. Episode 50 - "Maurice Be With You (and also with Beeps)"

We still on TOP, bitches! Bombing into our 49th episode with the same drunken recklessness as usual. We got some real BANGERZ and a very classical MFK. Climbing to big episode 5-0, we want to hear from the BADAssers of the world and you could be featured on the cast. You know you wanna. WE OUT(/in?). 

Featured Songs:
“might bang, might not” - Little Simz
“Time Alone With You” - Jacob Collier
“Aladdin Medley” - Vocal Spectrum

B.A.D. episode 49: "Might Bang, Cuz We Still Numba One, BEEPS!"

Beeps is back wit-.. oo! Squirrel! 
The gang is HYPE to breakdown the newest BeepsCast that showcased their fave cohost. We’ve got everything you hate to love: the mailbag, excessive drinking, MFK, and a drop in by the BeepsCast WDYL submitter. We’re the REAL garbage can podcast. 
LISTEN & TWEETATUS!

B.A.D. episode 48: "Just the (Q) Tip", Beepscast #47

We BAD and we back for another episode – this time SURPASSING our Queen Beeps! Somehow we talk for nearly an hour about absolutely nothing. Again. Oooh (self)burn, Davin. We’ve got new drink choices, new mailbag shiz, a new song, and even a listener submitted MFK. Ya know you wanna listen, so turn us on when ya wanna turn ya brain off after a long day of 2020 nonsense.

Featured song: “Tearin' Up My Heart” ft. Michael Mayo, Scary Pockets

B.A.D. Episode 47 - "GAD! That bass line!"

We've hit a huge milestone, you guys, and we celebrate with an even more rambling, disjunct, and incoherent episode than even our usual level of bumble-fuckery. AND BONUS: a new section which which no one knows what to do. Happy Memorial Day!

Featured song: “Last 100” by Tom Misch & Yussef

B.A.D. Episode 46 - "Mea Cupla (All We Do Is Win)"

Hail Beeps! The queen has returned for we clowns to rip her apart. The BADASSERS have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves and two very special guest co-clowns! Too many hashtags, never enough Mickey Bump. Come for the David...stay for the Davin. 
#AreYouSayingDavid?

Featured song: “Just the Way You Are” by Jake Sherman

B.A.D. Episode 45 - "Keep it a TIGHT 40 David!... Davin?... David?"

Greetings from isolation, mofos! You probably will want to miss this nonsense. A LOT of time is spent discussing cartoon MFK. No mailbag but a surprise CAMEO from someone very BAD. We keep it a tight 40...or DO WE?! Listen in to find out. 

Featured song: 
“Sunday Best” by Surfaces

B.A.D. Episode 44 - "Still Isolated but Not Feelin’ (Sin)B.A.D."

Surprise you isolated motherfuckers! The gang is back and social distancing with a new cast. We’ve got all your favorites: what we’re drinking, a mailbag that makes us nearly cancel the entire segment, a Dad’s Corner that quickly derails, and songs that we talk over! Wow! What a time to be alive and stuck in your house to listen to us a-holes. You’ll surely wish for the sweet release of a virus related death once you hear this one, y’all. 

Featured songs: 
"Answer with Praise" - Deah Harriott
"You Are" - Deah Harriott and Images
"Grandma's Hands (live at Carnegie Hall)" - Bill Withers
"Think About Things" - Daði Freyr

B.A.D. Episode 43 - "It's Corona, Bitch"

The BADassers are BACK without a Beepscast AGAIN. Plenty of new segments that aren’t fully formed for you to roll your eyes at. A mailbag that is on fire with disdain and accusations that will make you truly uncomfortable! Gospel songs that will make you think twice about being an atheist. And Criscat has a diesel champagne flute that she won’t shut up about! Come one come all to feast your ears on bullshit again and again.

B.A.D. Episode 42 - "Battle of the BADassers"

Remember that time we recorded two eps in one night? Neither does Tut. Tune in for a special guest, a lot of tangents, and slurred speech. This is the accidental holiday episode, still holding out hope for a Fat Tone X-mas.

B.A.D. Episode 41 - "Merry Christmas Everyone. Fuck you."

The one where we discuss Beepscast 45 "putting the peach in impeachment" and forget to write a synopsis.

B.A.D. Episode 40 - pure trash

Welcome to the most intoxicated episode we’ve ever recorded. None of the three cohosts of this cast could confidently tell you what this episode contains, but we’re pretty sure we promised to do a live ep, decided to call our disputed #1 fan stAnna, and definitely didn’t talk about a BeepsCast. Also: Criscat’s sex life was heavily discussed 30 seconds after the recording session ended.
featured songs: 
Movement by Hozier
Come Home by Anderson .Paak featuring André 3000

B.A.D. Episode 39 - "I Wrote The Damn Hot Gurl Summer! "

Your fave 3 drunk assholes kept talking after episode 38 and this is what they said. #sorrynotsorry

B.A.D. episode 38 OVERCAST

WE BACK. The gang fires up the studio for a fresh episode & breaks down the latest BeepsCast! LOTS of talk about BigMike as a woman, a certain female body part, movie theaters, and we debut NEW DRINKING RULES from one of our favorite listeners and former co-hosts! It’s not a cannonball, it’s a STRIKEOUT. Don’t miss it, BITCHES. #meatylabiamajora #WhyGeorgiaOKeefe

Featured music: 
BTS, "'작은 것들을 위한 시 (Boy With Luv) feat. Halsey"
Lizzo, "Cuz I Love You"

B.A.D. episode 38: "Tweetatus, Tweetatus, Tweetatus", Beepscast #44

Without a cat to wrangle them the boyz rant for over an hour mostly about touching penis. Also, there's a new Beepscast contest that BigMIke is sure to win despite him being a useless piece of shit. 
Featured music: 
The New Respects - “We Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere” from the album Before The Sun Goes Down
Unknown Mortal Orchestra - “Hunnybee” from the album Sex & Food

B.A.D. episode 37: "No Cats", Beepscast #43

BOO, BITCHES. The nightcast is back covering a spooky new episode of Beepscast! One of our own co-hosted with our queen, Beeps. Can you believe? Tune in for a scathing mailbag submission (I can’t believe you’ve done this), an empowering flute shoot rooty toot WDYLAD, an appearance from the zodiac killer himself, high demand fart pianos, low key alcoholism, and false promises of merch! TUNE IN. BYE BITCH. 

Featured songs: 
“BYE BITCH” - Lizzo 
“My Day Will Come” - Kate Alexa

B.A.D. episode 36: BeepsCast #42, "Everybody Hates B.A.D."

Just when you thought we wouldn’t drop a double cast, we did, bitches. Listen in for a full recap of ep 41 of our favorite cast, full of tissues, dog parties, rages against the patriarchy, Nic almost DYING, and an attempt at the Dr. Papa Oppa Beeps limerick...It sucked!

B.A.D. episode 35: BeepsCast #41, "After da party it’s da DAWG party"

Well tap the keg and get blacked out, it’s a brand new episode of BEEPERS AFTER DARK. Join the gang for a risqué mailbag, a WDYLAD every woman can get behind, shitty guitar playing, a sloppy welcome to our newest fan of the cast, crap that touches nerves, a new song for the THIRST CORNER, and a special segment with OG Big Mike - our favorite Rainman sportscaster. Buckle up cuz we boofin shit all night y’all.

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