In which The Greater Tokyo Area is yet again attacked by a giant monster, and the combined military needs their collective fats pulled out of the fire by an astronaut team that makes F Troop look like Mensa members. Bonus points for Bic lighter based jet engines, awkward and unrequited love, girls taking showers together, and the overzealous use of menthol shaving cream in the weirdest way possible. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Bill's Amazon Wish List!

The X From Outer Space (1967)

In which two giants of the horror genre meet for the first time, one playing a prissy fussbudget bent on playing God and creating man in a very, very ugly image, and the other playing said man, bent on teaching the prissy fussbudget a lesson for bringing him back from the dead when he was perfectly happy in the afterlife. Bonus points for Sir Peter Cushing, Sir Christopher Lee and various and sundry Gothic trappings such as castles, maids, hoop skirts and well-lit heaving breasts. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Bill's Amazon Wish List! Links, Links and More Links!

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

In which we learn that crime does not pay, and that all trespassers will be punished severely via various torture devices, right after the seemingly abandoned castle owner, who thinks that he is the reincarnation of a long dead executioner puts on his little wrestling/torturing outfit. Bonus points for numerous revealing outfit changes by the young nubile actresses, excessive Space Age Bachelor Pad music, and of course, Mickey Hargitay's beautiful body that would drive a preacher's daughter to leave the Lord. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

The Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)

In which we watch the worst version of Mission: Impossible EVER, throw in some martial arts, some religious zealotry, a few hot blondes and then top it off with a drunken politician and a slow motion motorcycle chase. Bonus points for death by bull goring and pizza cutter kung-fu shoes. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Force: Five (1981)

In which we are again taken into The Starman Cinematic Universe and watch the Best Spandex Clad Butt In Japan fight against lizard people, COVID-19, mask mandates and save the world for democracy, Big Pharma and young Japanese children. Bonus points for Female Lizard Gandalf Wizard Action.  And parkour. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Take A Short Listener Survey Links, Links and More Links!

Invaders From Space (1964)

In which we celebrate our third anniversary, along with Colonel Moses, Foxy Cleopatra, Vampire Jim Jones, and his cult of robed, albino, Luddite followers. Bonus points for a lime green velvet jacket and ruffled shirt combo that would make Mozart squeal and write a symphony about its magnificence. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Take A Short Listener Survey Links, Links and More Links!

The Omega Man (1971)

In which we are taken to Ancient Rome, the land of the leather Speedo, and watch tanned and oiled bodybuilder Reg Clark throw Stonehengian boulders around, travel to the Underworld to rescue his main squeeze, and see more chiffon togas than you can shake a stick (or a boulder) at. Bonus points for Sir Christopher Lee doing his best Dracula/Not Dracula impersonation while fighting against a horrific haircut that would make Moe Howard jealous. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Hercules in the Haunted World (1961)

In which Death Rides A Horse, as opposed to Death Taking An Uber, Death Having Difficulty Hailing A Taxi, or Death Being A Responsible Citizen And Taking Public Transportation. In this Spaghetti Western, we have The Master Ninja himself, Lee Van Cleef, full of porn ‘stache and scowl, taking on bad guys and becoming somewhat of a father figure to a blue eyed baby faced gunslinger looking for revenge. Bonus points for Ennio Morricone music, beautiful Italian scenery and Shirtless Old Man Action. We Have Notes For This Episode! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Death Rides A Horse (1967)

In which we once again take a Spring Break trip down to Horror Mexico, and meet up with Santo - The Saint - The Man in the Silver Mask, as he fights crime in a wax museum, uses state of the art technology, takes a knife to the back and lives, and occasionally wrestles to pay the bills. Bonus points for pointy bras, photographers with agency, Mid-Century Modern homes, and the suavest megalomaniac we've seen since "Frankenstein's Daughter"! We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Santo in the Wax Museum (1963)

In which we decide to call the Red Planet Mars long distance, and, when they answer, we destroy Communism, destroy the world economy and find Jesus in 90 minutes or less. Bonus points for wife with agency who ain’t having her mansplaining husbands nonsense. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Red Planet Mars (1952)

In which we venture into the Bert I. Gordon Cinematic Universe, complete with a Giant Spider, a small town Sheriff, a mansplaining Science Teacher, teen romance, and of course, a little rock and roll. Bonus points for a daughter with Dead Daddy Issues. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Earth vs. The Spider (1958)

In which a pulp era Asian Evil Genius Bent On World Domination® tries to take over the world, or at least kill a great deal of it through the use of botanical essential oils, only to be thwarted by his own greed and a Dollar Store Sherlock Holmes and Watson. Bonus points for Evil Asian Daughter Daddy’s Girl. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

The Face of Fu Manchu (1965)

In which CIA Agent Bob Fleming, last seen in Secret Agent Fireball (Episode 14), returns to smooch, shoot, sarcasm and boring suit his way through another “exciting” adventure, this time in Mission Casablanca, to save the world from evil women with on point cat eye makeup. Bonus points for angry drunken dwarf in a fez. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Mission Casablanca (1966)

In which the girls of the Pi Kappa Sigma begin to turn up dead. We’ve got a drunken, sassy sister, a pure virginal sister, a cute Jewish sister, and of course The Final Sister who survives it all. Bonus points for Sexy Seventies John Saxon. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Black Christmas (1974)

In which 99% of the world dies due to “Atomic Dust”, and the only folks left are a black guy, a white girl, and a white guy who doesn’t take no for an answer. Bonus points for being the worst version of The Stand EVER. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

The World, The Flesh and the Devil (1959)

In which the intergalactic Green Lantern known as Starman comes to earth, befriends orphans, the nun who watches over them, then invades an underground lair and stops a nuclear war. Bonus points for best spandex clad butt on a superhero. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Atomic Rulers of the World (1965)

In which the large gelatinous eye of Jabba the Hut sends one of his best looking scientists to earth to have him create a few sexy zombies, resurrect some classic monsters, and prepare for the upcoming invasion and subsequent enslavement of everyone. It doesn’t go well. At all. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Assignment Terror (1970)

In which we return to Horror Mexico for our annual vacation, and bring Santo along to battle Vampire Women, drive fast convertibles and wear capes that make Liberace jealous. No Blue Demon this time. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

Santo vs The Vampire Women (1962)

In which an amateur filmmakers’ $4 million dollar vanity project goes missing for decades, the filmmaker mysteriously dies, and then it’s rediscovered for all our enjoyment. Hint: It should have stayed missing. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

The Astrologer (1976)

In which we have an alien princess dressed like I Dream of Jeannie who tries to invade Puerto Rico, only to be stopped by meddling bikini-clad teens and an android astronaut. Disclaimer: No actual Frankensteins appear in this picture. We've Got Show Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links!

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