We're back and better than ever with an all new Episode of BREAKING NEWS AND SPORTS: Season 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Join us as we cover a wide range of subjects including the new interface we recorded on, the background fork clinking, the best ways to prepare cold meat, and How Sports Continue To Exist. 

Dark Souls and the Donnor Party

Jack and Alex set the piano on fire and blaze a path towards redeeming the absolutely sexy and normal behavior of Hunter Biden. Our SPORTS SEGMENT (TM) GETS HEATED cuz Football Needs Help and We're about to Give It. This episode is brought to you by "Please Vote For Bernie Sanders so that we can fix this hot mess, thanks." 

Hunter Biden and Football (You Need Help!)

In this much delayed episode, Olivia is introduced and displays her musical skillz. Jack sings along to a few of them. It's basically like, a regular episode of the podcast. 

Deliverance and Breakthrough (feat. Olivia)

Do you like Marvel? Do you hate Marvel? Do you love British People talking about things you like or hate, or don't care very much about? Welcome to WeCMCU4U, a podcast by two Brits about the woes and wonder in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. find it on podbean! https://feed.podbean.com/wecmcu4u/feed.xmlThis week's episode was recorded on a polygraph--figure out which one of us is lying! We're coming from Brighton, UK, visiting brilliant friends and talking about Air BnB wifi. YoU LiTeRaL,Y CaN'T MiSs ThIs OnE

UK Politics and Rugby

How do you get an 850 Credit Score? Find out at the end of the episode. This week, Alex and Jack go on a few riffs about financial wellness, since that is the breaking news, and the breaking news is that YOU TOO can change your financial wellness in 6 months, just by staring down the barrel of your bank account statements.If you don't have a bank account, this applies as well, except it's more specifically asking "How much is your Income versus your Outcome?" and determining based on real events that you're taking in more than what you're putting out. At the very least, I suppose, one should attain a protected homeostasis--and since most Americans are in debt, I think it's smart to start talking about the basics of financial wellness outside of classes at institutions. They should teach this shit in high school. 

Credit Scores and Mountain Climbing

I’ve decided to name this podcast by the I Ching hexagrams read for the Social Media Portion. shoutout to Tyler and Liv for the Instagram Mentions (TM).  It’s an interesting episode to summarize, because I start out talking about Neurochemistry and end up talking about how Living in America is like Living in a Doghouse (we’re all the Dog) with a roof made from Pancakes.  We talk about E Sports in this episode. Even though Esports is not in the name (it’s in the game.) I keep writing we but who is it really? Who ever is speaking to you? What do they want, and why? And what do you want?

Darkening of the Light (36) and the Army (7)

This Week is an Action Packed Episode. Strap in for a little ditty, solo Jack going on about what it is to be inside the world, really BREAKING that NEWS. Our Famous Segment We've Never Done: Questions From Twitter, features a totally new favorite personality in the Breaking Newsiverse. Find us on Twitter at @bnaspodcast

The I Ching and Questions from Facebook

Jack wins the host battle and claims the title of ultimate host. Justin's Breaking News is Plumbing. The Boys talk about football again, and most of the episode could be considered a deconstruction of John Cougar Melloncamp. 

Plumbing and Football Part 2 (feat. Anime)

THIS WEEK ON BREAKING NEWS AND SPORTSAREA 51 WAS RAIDEDRUGBY IS SLIGHTLY DISCUSSED 

Area 51 and Rugby

This week, Jack is solo, but you wouldn't know it, because there is a special guest! Depression is the news broken, Purpose is the sport played, and there is lighthearted monologue about Life Coaches (TM) and what they do, and what it means to Coach at the Game of Life. Probably the saddest episode yet, so be sure to bring your tear napkins.

Depression and Purpose

This week's Breaking News isn't mostly about van life, but there's a great JSTOR article about it.  

Van Life and Clash Royale

HEY YOU, HUMANYEAH YOU WITH THAT HANDSOME FACEBREAKING NEWS AND SPORTS IS HERE RIGHT NOW TALKING ABOUT THE ISSUES THAT MATTER.Here is this Week's Top Highlights Jack tries talking about Global Warming--the squad derails into meditations on death.Alex interviews Justin about his religious past.Alex refuses to rap battle. ALL THIS AND MORE OF UNIQUE AUDIO SEQUENCE FROM (X) WEEKS AGO ENJOY HUMANS 

Global Warming and Track and Field

A stunning reflection of a man with no problems, Breaking News (And Sports!) sees Jack at his most drunk, trying as hard as he can to ruin an episode while Kathleen Keene, past present and future theater friend, provides a guiding light. They talk about SPORTs, the PAST, and WAFFLES. For the first time ever, the podcast becomes mobile, traveling from the jazz room to the kitchen. Emmy and Alex provide the waffles, which were light, and fluffy--a symbol of beauty in a world full of reasons to despair. 

Women's Soccer and Waffles (feat. Kathleen Keene)

Sometimes, all that's required of a piece of MEDIA CONTENT is that it captures a snapshot of the world in which it was created. Thus, this episode, which is definitely an exploration into the breaking news of sexuality, and the sports of parties. We dive in, get messy, confess our souls to the microphones, and what remains is empty space, a void which we all must fill with something, whether it be twiddling thumbs or watching episodes of Star Trek in a thunderstorm, which I am doing right now. 

Sex and Parties

Special guest Josh Knight arrives in the Breaking News and Sports studios, and lights the night on fire. We're talking Buildings That Move (!), rap, Jokes (1), everything! You know it, it's the best, hyper funny and all that. 

The Three Sheens (feat. Josh Knight)

This week’s Breaking News includes Hilary Duff apologists Jack, Alex and Justin, reading real breaking news. We have everyone’s favorite segment BUSINESS SEGMENT!Climate Change Raps!Alex refuses to rap. Alex asks Justin Questions About Religion. Also, what is gambling a sport of? Is it a meta sport? FIND OUT this week on BN(AS)

People Magazine and Gambling

This week, Breaking News (And Sports)! Breaks Down Cyber Defense Strategies. Jack makes a reference to a "neck bone protrusion" that hasn't aged too well, but honestly, nothing ages well in our Micronews landscape. Notifications sail into our phones--there is very little difference between an emergency and a call from a friend, upon initial inspection of device. Each phone is a portal into an alternative, simulated reality, and this space is crowded and unkempt now. Justin investigates if Heaven is a video game, and the results may surprise you--this one vegetable makes local doctors angry.   

Cyberwar and Virtual Reality

This week on BN(AS): Justin quits his job, Jack provides his interpretation of Badminton, and The Series of Unfortunate Events is referenced. Jeff, our producer, plugs his intimate new book "The Me Inside You: A Guide on Dating Me, Jeff."A sweet dog barks. Our "Blank Check" necktie is released. Troy City Councilman Anasha Cummings walks into Justin's apartment building.  

Quitting Justin's Job and Badminton

Before we were born, we didn't exist. Therefore, why are we all so concerned with what happens after we die? It's the same thing, we shouldn't really worry about it...and yet it's a question that plagues billions of us. Breaking News (and Sports) answers the big questions, and more, in this week's episode. Also, check out BN(AS) TV, our newly constructed televisual reality, available soon on our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/breakingnewsandsports

Global Trade and Death

Today, a special episode of BN(AS). 1st, a story of a father searching for mother. 2nd, a superhero mom with a daughter unaware of the extent of her mother’s powers. Next, the topic of cats in microphones inspires a midwestern cat laboratory story. The episode makes an immediate pivot into Irish accents, and most likely, the episode devolves from there. But that’s the point, frankly, the deconstruction is as important as the building—anarchy reigns, burn it all down. An old man can’t remember his passwords and cannot see the pyramids because of it in the timeless classic “Stinky Muffin 2,” an audio play that explores our relationship to language. This whole goddamn episode is a delicate exploration of human relationship in an intimate setting, and I suppose the metacontext (this "info section") is necessary to understanding the final concept. Honestly, through a certain lens, it’s good. I promise. 

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