This show and many others have built their house on a bedrock of creepiness, and we embrace that today but continuing with another car-cast and shame people who walk by our precious vehicle amongst other things.....also Charlie REALLY hates Pumpkin Spice more than most people hate Hitler or children and.....well, we're worried about him. 

CREEP BEDROCK

After 2 miserable weeks off the boys couldn't stay away, hopped into a car to broadcast about everything that's happened recently. Being a bro, Berlin Wednesdays, Five Guys, Plumper......so #KeepThatDick and #EarnThatT and listen NOW because our second episode this week comes out tomorrow!!! 

Just be a bro

Check with the front desk, check on in room 210 and find out what's happening up there! We discuss Charlie's trips around the globe, airport relationship dramas and more. Grab your room key and come on in!! 

Room 210

In today's curious episode we discuss the EZ Pass inventor, Iron Maiden, more comic books and we all do all from a Krelmin E1180. Take a listen! 

Curious Choices

We discuss DJ Kahled (Is that right? I didn't care enough to look for spelling), Korn, fall in love with Commander William T Riker's chair sitting abilities and MUCH much more. 

She Doesn't Look Like Gina Gershon

We discuss intersex, Charlie's trip to the Faroe Islands, a new title for Mrs Doubtfire and so much more! 

If you're in, you're in....

In this probing episode we catch up in studio on what we've both been doing. We discuss Charlie's touring, Al's work trip (new stuff different than the skype), what "Florida weather" is and get.....pretty dark a few times so strap yourselves in! 

NO HOLES BARRED

So here we are.  This is NOT the episiode where we make it up to you.  NONETHELESS, Charlie and I are PERFECT in EVRY way.  Don't you EVER say differently!!!   Shit gets a little weird cuz our connection was lagging a tad, but I think this corrects itself a couple minutes in.  Stay tuned after the show for a "special" treat!   We talk about the Queen's Castles, some assholes, a Virginian hassles and scooter-time frazzles.   F-You

Skype Skype Baby

Hey, boysss, it's the Dummy again.  We've got a International(Male) call with young Bonesy.  He regales us with stories of flips and loop-de-loops and THEN he talks about the theme park he visited. OOooOOOoOOOOo...We also talk about Mother Monster herself, Ms Lady G-GA and that wretched boy that hath slinked (slunk? I think it's "slunk") his way into her bed.  THERE'S FUN THERE'S ADVENTURE THERE'S JUST A TEENY BIT OF BODILY FLUID   Please sit back and enjoy IT"S SO DRY IN THERE

It's So Dry In There

In this thrilling episode we go into the depths of the woods to hunt for an elusive creature that.....we just created. We discuss Charlie's trip to Mexico, heavy duty stuff and some gym shenanigans. 

The Rise of the Rhynamen

Can you do the Ranger Handshake? It's an exclusive club.....I think?    We discuss fireworks, double neck guitars (all hail the flying W), straight pride, suffering from Blockbuster Fatigue and the ever famous - ranger handshake. 

The Ranger Handshake

Come one come all and enter the hallowed gates of pickle park. We discuss Charlie's shows in Malta and Czech Republic, an almost booze tasting, Czech Road Rage (see the video we posted), St Anger, threesome math and how life is NEVER a highway.....cuz that song sucks. 

Pickle Park

The title is amazing enough to stand on it's own.....and we just RAMBLED on this one in the middle of a Memorial Day! Pop one open and listen to two dopes go at it folks! 

The Culmination of the Keanussance

Oh boy.....we go in for a long talk about Game of Thrones, series finales, ect. The idea of naming your child after a fictional Hitler level murderer. We discuss a long held nickname of Charlie's which makes NO sense, we're no doctors but we recommend you listen to this for your health. 

Palpy

Charlie talks to Al-dahnce about a myriad of stupid issues, why Charlie has therapy and why he might need MUCH MUCH more, Reddit adventures, 90's rock stars sexual escapades, a restaurant that's name irks Charlie to his very core and we get into the basics of our Cry-Petition 

You gotta earn the T!

On today's show we discuss Murder, She baked, we circle back to the older album discussion for our findings,a new show competition and so much more! 

What a Miserable Life

We get right down to vocalizzin' live on Charlie's birthday, we discuss Charlie's disgusting ears, band's that MAYBE need a second listen (or maybe not?) lots of other music shenanigans. Go on Apple and leave us a 5 star review! 

Devoid of Reck

***WARNING - We discuss Game of Thrones for the first 17 minutes in FULL SPOILERS, you've been warned.***   The Dummy FINALLY saw Deadpool 2 so we went in for a swim in the deep end of the Dead....pool (sorry). We discuss a bit of WWE, we have movie decision for the Rock and Al's constant illness and our watching of other movies. Show isn't the Biglyest, but it's filled with fun. Take a listen! 

United States of Merkin

In episode 72 we discuss our second GOOD Friday, because when we think of ol' Jesus on the cross you think GOOD.....right??? Note - we don't talk about Good Friday this year but why not stir up a lil controversy, eh?!?!

GOOD!

As all the Diary Queens open and the Brown Dummies start flying off the shelves we discuss porn plots, Game of Thrones, a potential side show for CATBBD, Dearstalkers ;), America's nuclear capability (we really have no business analyzing fanny packs nevermind this) and much much more! Listen and give us a 5 star review on iTunes while you're at it, it'll take less than an Urban Minute. 

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