Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are going to be looking at God requiring Eazy-E to cosplay an exiled Israelite as a way to prophetize that they will all be exiled. God is way too ambiguous with the one-man show he directed so he tells Eazy to be more explicit about how screwed people […]

Day 192 – Eazy-E Cosplays An Exiled Israelite For Reasons

Today Eazy E, aka Ezekial, is going to stand by and watch God order a death squad to ravage Israel for really mundane things. Like some women were crying over some guy named Tammuz…or Demuzi … or something. Anyways that guy made some thugs mad and he got put down so they were upset over […]

Day 191 – Eazy E Watches God Order A Death Squad To Punish Israel

Today we are starting Ezekiel and it goes from 0 to messed up rather quickly. First God gives Ezekiel a vision. In this vision, God assaults Ezekiel in a very weird way. He has 4 mutated creatures bum rush Ezekiel and forces him to watch God in an iron man suit and his pants were […]

Day 190 – Eazy-E Becomes God’s Prophet In The Weirdest Way

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is going to send the White Walkers from the north to invade Babylon because they followed his orders. Wait…what? So now God is punishing Babylon for doing exactly what God wanted them to do? How does that make any kind of sense? Jerry also sends some dopey guy […]

Day 189 – White Walkers Invade Babylon Because God 

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Judah is going to fight a guerilla war against Babylon. This war will only have the best tactics given by none other than God. He has archers stationed around Babylon that will fire their arrows on command. He positions soldiers around the city and has them scream at the […]

Day 188 – Judah Fights A Guerilla War Against Babylon

Today, the first Q-Anon storm is going to hit Babylon and the Q-Anon Shaman is going to lead the charge. God is going to wreak havoc on the false prophets. That’s right he’s gonna call them dirty names and lock them in the closet forever. It’s like the phantom zone but worse…because there are dirty […]

Day 187 – The First Q-Anon Storm Hits Babylon

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Jerry had a vision of spoiled fig newtons that represents the dirty liberals in Judah and the good fig newtons are in Babylon. Jerry tells the old guys in Babylon that God is mad at them and they will never return to Judah. God says to build homes and […]

Day 186 – Jerry Has Visions Of Spoiled Fig Newtons

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Lord Zedd is chosen by Nebby to rule Judah with a meaty, metal claw. Prior to this, J-Hoy-chin is chosen to rule over Judah but he only lasts 3 months before Nebby deposes him and chooses Lord Zedd for the Job. Nebby also took all the useful people and […]

Day 185 – Lord Zedd Is Appointed Ruler Of Judah

Today, God is going to send predator drones to destroy Cities that he used to punish Judah. If you don’t remember, God contracted a bunch of guys to teach J-Hoy a lesson. After this, God said that they would also get their comeuppance. God Eventually fixes a couple of these places but they are all […]

Day 184 – God Sends Predator Drones To Destroy Cities 

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Daniel is taken by Nebby and he uses his Mega Vegan powers to sap the energy from the Egyptians in order to get a promotion. Daniel is taken by Nebby and is told to eat the best food because he’s gonna be a wizard. Daniel refuses and reveals he […]

Day 183 – Mega Vegan Daniel Saps Energy From Egyptians

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Jerry employs Babadook to write down his prophecies. This leads up to Jerry and Babadook hiding in the bushes from J-Hoy. J-Hoy is the current king of Judah. Jerry had Babadook write down the prophecies he’s been telling for 420 years. Once Babadook does this he then goes and […]

Day 182 – Jerry and Babadook Hide From J-Hoy

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, the Sleestaks invade Judah and God pops a cold one and watches the situation play out. First, Babylon is going to kidnap some people. Egypt can’t help Judah because Babylon already took care of those simps. Jerry is going to inform the Judeans about their upcoming capture. God reassures […]

Day 181 – Sleestaks Invade Judah While God Watches

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are going to be reading the entirety of Habakkuk. He Questions God on why he’s allowing so much suffering and using the Babylonians to cause suffering to his special chosen people. God reassures him by just telling him to wait it out and the situation will resolve itself. […]

Day 180 – Habadabakruk Questions God 

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is going to attempt a different kind of communication technologies in order to get through to his chosen people. He’s going to have Jerry yell judgemental statements at them. Jerry is gonna tell Judah to watch out for Egypt. He’s gonna tell Nacho, aka Egypt, to watch out […]

Day 179 – God Attempts A Different Communication Tactic

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Nacho Libre sets up a puppet government in Judah / Israel. He kidnaps the king and demands their lunch money. Then he selects a new King that will do what he says and he keeps the old king. Jerry comes back and drunkenly yells in a temple about how […]

Day 178 – Nacho Creates A Puppet Government

Today, Jeremiah is getting a message from God about people inappropriately handling loads on the Sabbath. Only God dictates when loads get used and the Sabbath is not the time to blow those loads. God also talks to Jeremiah about pot(ttery). Then Jerry gets picked on by the other prophets who then let him god […]

Day 176 – God Is Angry About Sabbath Loads

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Jerry is going to tell God that he’s a dirty liar. Jerry starts off tapping his foot at God because God isn’t exactly moving quickly on the stuff he’s telling Jerry to say. Jerry is getting bullied by the other Israelites and Judaeans so naturally, Jerry is a little […]

Day 175 – Jeremiah Calls God A Dirty Liar

Today we have more of the same. But this time, God reveals that no amount of prayer is going to help, thus making prayer useless. God tells Jerry to hide a belt in some rocks and then come back and get it because that’s how ruined Judah will be. Judaeans call out for help but […]

Day 174 – God Tells Us Prayer Is Useless

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is going to get really mad about the Israelites and Judaeans worshiping Pagan idols and stuff. This is totally different from before when he was angry about worshiping pagan gods. This time god is serious and is going to throw a serious tantrum. They came in and destroyed […]

Day 173 – Paganism Makes God Really Angry

Today God is going to blame Israel for the fake news that prophets have been spreading. They have been buying into random guys going around saying they speak for God. They have to understand that it’s only God’s real random guys speaking for God that they have to listen to. Twitter: https://twitter.com/godlessengineer YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/godlessengineer Patreon: […]

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