Talking points: redesigning the chamber pot, Marie Kondo, facial hair, Mac the human guinea pig, some elevator pitches that will leave you dying for more.

Warning: this episode is guaranteed to spark joy, proceed with cautious optimism. 

Recorded February 11, 2019 (Molybdenum day)

Open Casket Bod

Damn Rats returns for season two as a bi-weekly podcast. We start off the new year talking bonsai tree, cryptids, and even have some time to chat about the national treasure that is Weezer.

Little Tree, Bigfoot

Talking Points: kinks, Mark's dad, Bowsette, ya know just some totally normal stuff

I Don't Wanna See Anymore Pictures of Bowsette

Recorded September 16, 2018.

Talking Points: Our thoughts on the September 13th Nintendo Direct, Spider-Man (2018), setting the record straight on bees, wasps, and hornets.

Definitive proof that Mario is at least kind of a dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eqq3LNuayc

Damn Rats Episode 17 - The Yo-kai Watch Blasters Power-Hour

Recorded September 9, 2018
Talking points: New Year’s 2017, food, alien: covenant/how not to make a horror movie, video games, Thanksgiving songs

Damn Rats Episode 16 - A Tale of 2 Big Boy Breakfasts

Talking points: candy, building a cinematic universe, Aliens as well as Predators
Oh also sorry if Mark’s audio sounds like garbage, it was recorded with his laptop’s built-in mic and this is the best I could do with it.

Damn Rats Episode 15 - A Pro-Candy Podcast

Talking points: End of summer blues, DC and Alfredverse and a bunch of other movies as usual, Tom Hardy wearing masks and doing voices, Channel zero, a tony hawk fighting game, and pokemon tournaments.

Damn Rats Episode 14 - Unite the Three

Recorded August 19, 2018

Talking points: Sleep... jeez man I don't even remember the rest, I'm supposed to be on vacation. Oh but we did talk about death towards the end so just a heads up if you're not about that.

Damn Rats Episode 13 - Sleepless in Pittsburgh

Recorded August 12, 2018

Talking points: Keeping cool in the summer heat, ideas for an even better Joker movie, milk, Mark’s million dollar idea, Dark Star Orchestra

Links to stuff we talked about:
Scene from Star Wars SWTOR -  https://youtu.be/YdgmH9Vv2-I?t=1m24s
Near identical scene from Thor the Dark world - https://youtu.be/l4oSC-785r0?t=1m2s

Damn Rats Episode 12 - The Royal Most

Talking points: Evo, moving, Mark's finances, Puppets (more specifically muppets), then towards the end shit gets a bit weird, but maybe in a good way? You be the judge!

Links to some of the stuff we talked about:
Evo Melee top 8 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67i0rgigow&index=13&list=PLGxurdcm7z4DyVJ2xROVCmTjP_9rj4hso
The Dollop - https://www.dolloppodcast.com/

Damn Rats Episode 11 - Tony Hawk's Faux Skater

Recorded July 18, 2018

Talking points: Weird interactions with people from high school, new apartments, pets, Dark Knight’s 10th anniversary, Star Wars, indie games

Damn Rats Episode 10 - The Dog Knight Crises

Recorded June 27, 2018
Talking Points: dirty jobs, wine pairings, the ideal grilled cheese, boxing, setting the record straight on koroks, bikes, our favorite Adam Sandler movies

Damn Rats Episode 9 - Dialogue.

Recorded June 13th, 2018
Talking Points: The continued demise of the DCEU, spectacular movie pitches, Smash Ultimate, Elder Scrolls VI, some Atlantic City talk
Links to stuff we talked about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QPdRfqTnt4 – Dumbo teaser trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__ADnTdhR68 – Smash Ultimate trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQcnDNd3P7Q – Elder Scrolls VI announcement trailer

Damn Rats Episode 8 - Gotta Get That Nut!

We're officially on iTunes now! Just like a real podcast! We can also be found at DamnRats.com

Damn Rats Episode 7 - No Mountain for Old Men

Talking points: Pens vs. Pencils (yes, again...), vintage Grateful Dead sweatshirts, a real good sandwich, underground loons, beavers, dreams, books

Guest edited by the one and only Pat O'Donnell ;)

Damn Rats Episode 6 - Gotta Keep it Real, Baby!

Links to some of the stuff we talked about:
Grandia II OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG0TrLzqQOs
Grant Kirkhope: http://www.grantkirkhope.com/
Daigo vs. Lupe Fiasco full set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VHLq5NoE_0
Daigo parry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhKOylqPhMc
12 Hour Day podcast: https://twelvehourday.podbean.com/
Tampopo: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092048/

Damn Rats Episode 5 - $100 Subway Sandwich

Recorded April 8, 2018. 

Talking points: birds, sports, wrestlemania, Canadian improv comedy 

Links to some of the stuff we talked about: 
Super Eyepatch Wolf wrestling video- https://youtu.be/BQCPj-bGYro 
Ping Pong the Animation- https://youtu.be/BcSuAhbtIFg

Damn Rats Episode 4 - Matchbox Twenty Dick Jokes

Recorded on April 2nd, 2018 

Links to some of the stuff we talked about: 
Someone playing the Erhu in Boston Common: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADzTi... 
H3 Interview with Ninja: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s12qa... 
Ridiculous Fishing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bumCA... 
M&M's Superbowl Commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZcx... 
I got all the Korok Seeds: https://twitter.com/DrParkerBradley/s... 
Dan Fornace Twitter: https://twitter.com/danfornace 
Grateful Dead - Touch of Grey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOaXT... 
Really good restaurants in Northern NH: 
-Camp: http://www.thecman.com/restaurants-an... 
-Six Burner: http://www.sixburnerbistro.com/ 
-The Little Red Schoolhouse: http://www.littleredschoolhousenh.com/

Damn Rats Episode 3 - Fortnite Over Easy

Recorded on March 25th, 2018

Links to some of the stuff we talked about:

Marma: https://twitter.com/hotdogsbeers/status/974372059286515712
MadTV Key & Peele casino skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smG9PbseQiY
"Weird Al" songs
White & Nerdy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
Dog Eat Dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMqzLT1ykmk
The Saga Begins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU
Backseat cast: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6266538/
Cookie Party (Sarah Silverman Program): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuTTxrVnGlE
Cookie's Fortune Cookie Fortunes with Cookie "Fortune Cookie" Masterson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YlzbxeAn3M
The wickedly talented Adele Dazeem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rECG1Wlb-lA
Flight of the Conchords twosome joke: https://youtu.be/8v62uLnpOvY?t=1m15s

Damn Rats Episode 2 - Y Tu Marma También

Talking Points; St. Patrick's Day, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, bartering, Dunkin Donuts vs. Tim Hortons, Super Smash Bros.

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