Comedian and author Trae Crowder (WellRed podcast on ATC, "Round Here and Over Yonder" out now) stops by as Randy agrees with a Quebec judge that ruled that giving "the finger" is a God-given right, Jason describes a GPS mistake that took a man to the Canadian border where he was arrested for drugs & money, and Daniel explains why a Montana family says cows broke into their home, and so much more!

Trae Crowder - The Proverbial Finger

David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Middle Aged Dad Jam Band) stops by as Randy explains how an exotic cat got rescued from a tree in Ohio and tested positive for cocaine, Jason warns against trying to rob a bank with a Nerf gun, and Daniel describes a runner that lost a race because his penis kept falling out, and so much more!
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David Wain - On The Take

Comedian Steve Furey stops by as Daniel explains how a woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with another woman, who ended up being her younger self, Jason describes a drunken man at the T-Rex cafe at DisneyWorld that goes on a rampage and bites a sheriff's deputy, and Randy tells of a McDonald's customer that receives a bag of cash instead of food, and so much more!
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Steve Furey - One Night With Grimace

Actress and podcaster Lauren Lapkus (Threedom and Newcomers) stops by as Jason describes a man barging into a home, insisting that he is a ghost, Daniel ponders why an Aussie man would use his severed finger as fishing bait, and Randy warns against being attacked by an alligator right outside your front door, and so much more!
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Lauren Lapkus - Mouth Of The Rat

Comedian and actor Brandon Wardell stops by as Randy explains how a pet fish stole its owner's identity via a Nintendo Switch during a livestream, Daniel describes a mac and cheese candle that smells "horrid according" to the person who bought it, and Jason warns against posting yout police chase on TikTok after you've gotten away, and so much more!

Brandon Wardell - Fartisinal

Comedian Pax Assadi stops by as Randy warns against gifting your cousin's fiance a subscription to OnlyFans, Daniel describes how a Florida man lost his pants during an hours long chase, and Jason explains why a woman destroyed a BMW over ignored texts, and so much more!
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Pax Assadi - Only Fams

Comedian and author Dan Ahdoot sits in as Daniel describes a couple that blames their robbery spree on their Red Bull addiction, Jason ponders why thieves in Florida called the cops to help them move stolen goods, and Randy explains how a man ended his years long airport sign prank and more importantly how much it cost, and so much more!
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Dan Ahdoot - Red Bull Was The Case That They Gave Me

Comedian James Adomian stops by as Jason lists off items from Travelodge's UK Lost & Found, Daniel describes an Ohio woman that thinks she has audio of Bigfoot, and Randy warns against shooting squirrels near children's bedrooms, and so much more!

James Adomian - Chin Puppies

Comedian and actor Dan Mintz (Bob's Burgers) stops by as Dan explains how a man got arrested for breaking into homes, eating their food, and wearing their clothes, Randy describes how a woman lost her internship at NASA after a Twitter fight with a member of the Space Council, and Jason warns against quitting your office job to work at McDonald's, and so much more!
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Dan Mintz - Unfamiliar Jeans

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder sits in as Daniel explains how a groom removed all vegan options from his wedding menu without consulting the bride and Randy tells of a missing British man in Kenya who was found alive in a pub after 4 days, and so much more!
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Hannah Einbinder - This Woman Has No Ally

Actor and comedian John Gemberling joins us as Randy explains how a woman who is married to a ghost says he ruined their honeymoon by getting too drunk and frisky, Jason details a field trip photo that shows 6th graders pole dancing, and Daniel describes a Florida woman drunk driving a golf cart on the highway, and so much more!
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John Gemberling - Ghost Husband

Comedian Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Jason warns about a bride that wants a silent wedding, Daniel details a woman that advertises her best friend to farmers for marriage, and Randy attempts to explains how an Aussie family made a rug of their beloved, deceased dog, and so much more!

Ian Karmel - Rug Dog

Comedian Tom Papa (Breaking Bread on All Things Comedy) stops by as Jason explains how Sam's club gave away a woman's car, Daniel warns about a man who hasn't stopped farting in a very long time, and Randy describes a shootout outside of a Chuck E. Cheese, and so much more!
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Tom Papa - Belly Ghost

Tim Simons (Second In Command on All Things Comedy) stops by to hear Daniel describe a man with a Jeep grudge, Randy explains how a man on inflatable swan needs to be rescued 3 times, and Jason is incredulous at a surgery center that texted its patients that they had aggressive cancer instead of Happy New Year, and so much more!
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Tim Simons - Bad Jeep: Port Of Call: Long Beach

Zainab Johnson sits in as Randy details why a woman married her step brother, Daniel explains how long a Japanese man has been driving without a license, and Jason describes a greased up man breaking into houses and jumping into pools, and so much more!
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Zainab Johnson - The Black Female Jon Hamm

Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang Bang The Podcast: The Book) stops by as Jason describes how a drunken man wandered into the Brewers clubhouse, Randy tells about a man threatened to call off his wedding because his fiancee wanted their dogs to marry as well, and Daniel explains how a family of four got into a knife fight, and so much more!
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Scott Aukerman - Science T. Ology

Matt Walsh (of Veep & Second In Command on ATC) sits in as Jason tells of a prolific sperm donor with no sex life, Daniel describes how a tattoo got a Colorado man free Subway sandwiches for life, and Randy explains how a man with a fake DisneyWorld employee badge stole an R2D2, and so much more!
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Matt Walsh - Golden Hand Job

Avital Ash joins as Jason describes how a man stole TWO cops cars during a chase, Randy tells us about a man who posed as a dead body on Tik Tok till he was cast as one on CSI, and Daniel explains how a Lamborghini SUV ended up on a roof, and so much more!

Avital Ash - Some Woods

Ryan Sickler (Lefty's Son on YouTube) stops by as Daniel explains how a woman found a snake in a popcorn bag at grocery store, Jason tells us about a woman who was removed from multiple rollercoasters because her breasts were a safety hazard, and Randy warns against padlocking your neck to someone else in a drinking game, and so much more!

Ryan Sickler - Eggs In A Bag

Steph Tolev (Steph Infection on ATC) joins us as Daniel describes a man who got his grocery rewards card tattooed on him, Jason tells us about a woman who was told by a police robot to go away as the robot sang a song, and Randy warns against shoplifting crossbows, and so much more!
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