Germs! What do we do? We wash our hands and stay away from people.

38 – Coronavirus Etiquette

Kelly got married! Laura performed the ceremony! Big firsts for both of us. We discuss the etiquette of springing a wedding on your family and other random things after our hiatus.

37 – Surprise Wedding Etiquette!

Kelly and Laura are both sleep deprived for different reasons as they discuss the major change in Laura’s life.

36 – Baby Etiquette

When it comes to when to show your penis and when to keep it in your pants, there seems to be a lot of confusion. Laura and Kelly attempt to simplify things in this, the shortest episode to date.

35 – Peeniquette

In this episode, Kelly and Laura completely spoil the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight as a public service to those also suffering as they watch it. It’s an extreme example of when trying to have good manners goes way, way, way, way, way too far.

34 – Abducted in Plain Sightiquette

Summer time is pool time for many, so be sure you know both the pool rules and the etiquette before diving in.

33 – Pooliquette

No spoilers here, but expect another great episode. We talk about when you shouldn’t go giving things away in TV shows, books and movies; and when it’s okay. Plus, a lot of delightful rants. This episode is brought to you by BlueCasperQuip; when you want a vibrating bed made from recycled materials that you can … Continue reading 32 – Spoiler Etiquette

32 – Spoiler Etiquette

Kelly talks to Laura and Tina who brought their own little built-in friends. That’s right, we have two fetus guests who don’t contribute much to the audio, but who are key players in the research behind this episode on pregnancy etiquette.

31 – Pregnancy Etiquette

Kelly and Laura talk to delightful Raleigh celeb, Jesse Gephart, about theater etiquette while Laura successfully manages to not go into labor.

30 – Theater Etiquette

Laura and Kelly welcome Megan and keep on talking to Don from episode #28 in this episode on driving etiquette.

29 – Driving Etiquette

Laura and Kelly talk to their friend, and expert remote worker, Don Hazelwood about working from home.

28 – Working Remote-iquette

Kelly and Laura talk about applying to, interviewing for, and looking to fill jobs; while Anna-the-cat nails her interview for super confident feline house companion. She already had the job, but there’s no need to tell her that.

27 – Job Interview Etiquette

Fitting rooms, you know, the place you go to have a look-see at clothes before you purchase them. Laura shares a personal blunder and Kelly relives a horror she endured 3, maybe 4 years ago.

26 – Fitting Room Etiquette

Whether you play DND or think we are talking about a game called “do not disturb”, you’ll enjoy this episode where Kelly and Laura bring back their friend, Mic, to talk to Michael and Michael about tabletop games. To learn more about Michael G. Williams’ books and sign up for his newsletter, check out his … Continue reading 25 – Tabletop Game Etiquette

25 – Tabletop Game Etiquette

In this episode, we talk about best practices for parking your car in parking lots, in neighborhoods, and inside stores. Best practice on that last one, avoid it.

24 – Parking

Yay! Pets! Cats, doggies, fish! Laura and Kelly’s friend, Kat, comes by to chat about pet etiquette…for humans.

23 – Petiquette

Kelly and Laura muse on advice from 1958 for how women should go about finding a husband. All the advice holds up 100% in 2019. Take it all to heart, do everything it says, and then write a book about your experiences because that sounds like a good story and/or movie plot.

22 – Husband Catching

Laura and Kelly talk to Lisa Coleman about real estate etiquette, real estate in general, and real estate in Raleigh, NC; plus a lot of other things. In case you were wondering, talking real estate is one of Raleigh’s favorite pastimes, up with there with making trips to multiple grocery stores in one shopping run.

21 – Real Estate Etiquette

How do you leave a party? walk away from a conversation? or just get the fuck out of there? Oh, and without being rude about it. That’s the trick.

20 – Saying ‘See Ya’

Living life in the ‘burbs? Laura and Kelly have some opinions on how to be good in the neighborhood.

Effing Etiquette

Effing Etiquette

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