Sudan Archives' last album ends with a gorgeous track about her roots in Cincinnati. Meanwhile, Cleveland has the shitty theme song from The Drew Carrey Show. You do the math.
We also talk about Quaker Steak and Lube, as well as Al Dente the singing-not-singing pasta timer.
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Ep 232: The Cincinnati Soda Wangers

One tap for sex.
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Ep 231: Three Taps for Crosswords

I have no idea how to describe today's disasterthon, but it does have very big dinos. Every other part of it will, frankly, haunt me.
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Ep 230: The Most Populous Cesspit

In today's show, Jess comes for the hetero, and I attempt the impossible reviews topic. 
Or as Cormac McCarthy would say in his seminal coming-of-something novel Suttree:
"Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons."
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Ep 229: The OG OG Spot

Fears: conquered. Sin: vanquished. Olive Garden: every single weeknight.
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Ep 228: A Casino of Sin

In today's show, we bare our souls for Christmas.
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EP 227: Keep Lead in Your Brain

Today's show is brought to you by apologies. Apologies! Let someone else do the hard part.
It also features reviews for Oprah's favorite things and prank kits.

Ep 226: Will I Be Okay?

In today's show, I introduce everyone to my best friend Canthony, we drink lots of CBD, and Jess eats a tum.
We also read reviews for Folgers K-cups and robot dogs. It's honestly a pretty good one? We've got apologies in the next episode.
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Ep 225: Ol’ Weaselchops

Today's hyphenated title brought to you by autocorrect. Autocorrect! It'll really do ya dirty.
Also, Jess revisits fan-favorite segment I Went to Grad School, and it nearly kills me.
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Ep 224: Curse of the Slow-Moving Slut

In today's preview of the next Lorde LP, one host comes down with a cold so bad that, while editing the episode, that host felt vicariously ill all over again.
We also look at the IMDB Parent's Guide for Planet Earth. 
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Ep 223: That (Tantric) Sickness Energy

So quick fact check: Impossible uses heme, and Beyond uses peas. Thus, peas and heme have never truly met in America's many meat departments.
But they have met in our hearts.
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Ep 222: Peas and Heme

In today's episode, we kick off Beach Week with a bodacious bang, Jess visits the island of misfit attractions, and we learn that it's NOT jaywalking if you steal first.
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Ep 221: I Thought You Said Corn

In today's frantic Halloween episode, we learn the shocking truth behind shellac, and we celebrate Muse's extensive catalogue of Ford Truck Month music.
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Ep 220: 10 Years of Plant-Based Experience

Yo! (Shut the fuck up!) YO! (Shut the fuck *up*!) This one is about our two favorite beefy bastards: kangaroos and Paul Hollywood.
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Ep 219: The Cinnamon Gum is Lurking

In this episode, Jess and I finally bring (basically) the same topic. It happened gang. A solid hour (and some change) of family restaurant reviews. 
The only worse thing I can imagine is owning a Tesla.
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Ep 218: Speaking in Profamity

In today's episode, someone forgets their wedding anniversary, a cheese chalet shames Wisconsin, and a scalp tickler ruins my life.
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Ep 217: My Dermis Hates This Episode

Today's XXL episode features talking cows, putting with a baseball bat, and Ye Olde Keg You Piss In.
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Ep 216: Milkcraft and Moozardry

In today's 15/100th centennial, we hear from a new sponsor, click my body in new and zesty ways, and read reviews for jade face rollers.
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Ep 215: The Crease Between (your chin and your neck)

In today's show we reintroduce even more new segments, things get dark, and we fumble in that darkness. But not before a whispering coalminer rocks our bods from our noggins to our johnsons.
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Ep 214: Welcome to My Mine

In today's show, we look at reviews for a national park AND a medieval reenactment village outside Seattle. Same stakes, different day.
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