The Film Pigs are back with a brand-new movie commentary! This time we’re watching the classic 1979 sex comedy “10” starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek. What’s super exciting about this commentary is Todd and Skelton are watching the movie with actor Rad Daly, who played Dudley Moore’s son in the movie! Thanks to Blake … Continue reading Commentary #52 – 10 (1979) →
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Commentary #52 – 10 (1979)

It’s finally here! The END of the Summer of Seagal! This time, it’s a commentary for CODE OF HONOR – a movie where Steven Seagal plays some guy who kills people for some reason. However, in a surprise twist, Seagal seems to be wearing some kind of backwards ball cap instead of his standard-issue do-rag. This … Continue reading Commentary #51 – Code of Honor (2016) →
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Commentary #51 – Code of Honor (2016)

The Summer of Seagal plows ahead full steam with a commentary on The Asian Connection! Two dumb bank robbers run afoul of Seagal’s criminal empire and they have to do something for him but really end up stealing money from him and he gets angry and Tom Sizemore has a story credit but does not … Continue reading Commentary #50 – The Asian Connection (2016) →
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Commentary #50 – The Asian Connection (2016)

The Film Pigs are Oscar Mike with a brand new commentary! With fellow Pig Stephen Falk missing-in-action, it’s up to Todd and Skelton to cowboy up and finish the mission. But this latest Seagal direct-to-video mumble show is a relentless enemy and no man escapes unscathed. Once you’ve finished this commentary, have a listen to … Continue reading Commentary #49 – Sniper: Special Ops (2016) →
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Commentary #49 – Sniper: Special Ops (2016)

It’s the first new Pigs movie commentary in a long, long time to feature all three pigs! And how do we choose to celebrate this special occasion? By sitting through the Will/Jaden Smith starring, M. Knight Shyamalan directed AFTER EARTH! It’s the timeless story of a rich movie star using his influence to get a clunky science … Continue reading Commentary #48 – After Earth (2013) →
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Commentary #48 – After Earth (2013)

Remember when the Film Pigs said we’d do a commentary for Commando? We lied! We did a commentary for the Director’s Cut of Commando! Yes, there’s a director’s cut! No, we don’t know why, either! But none of that matters because Todd and Skelton are joined once again by David T. Cole of Previously.TV and … Continue reading Commentary #47 – Commando (Director’s Cut) (1985) →
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Commentary #47 – Commando (Director’s Cut) (1985)

It’s just doesn’t feel like the holiday season unless a lunatic Ray Liotta is trying to kill you on an airplane! Celebrate Christmas with Film Pigs Todd & Skelton as they settle down for a screening of the 90’s disaster-thriller TURBULENCE! Get yourself a mug of nog and sync up the commentary with the movie … Continue reading Commentary #46 – Turbulence (1997) →
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Commentary #46 – Turbulence (1997)

TV’s Todd and Not TV’s Falk sit down to enjoy the bizarre treat that is Gremlins 2. Half way through the movie they lose interest and start going through Falk’s “Movie Diary” which is a list of everything he saw in the theater since 1990 (and each entry includes who he saw the movies with…listen … Continue reading Commentary #45 – Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) →
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Commentary #45 – Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Get your ass to Mars! The Film Pigs are back with a new alternate commentary for the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL! Given the super-dull remake, this exercise in 90s over-the-topness is a breath of fresh air (Cohaagen!). And by “air” we mean a preposterous storyline, ludicrous blood-squib violence, a truly impressive amount of scene-ending … Continue reading Commentary #44 – Total Recall (1990) →
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Commentary #44 – Total Recall (1990)

The Film Pigs did not hit her! We did not–oh, hi, you guys. We did not see you there. What are you doing up here on the roof, just sitting with the football and thinking? Ha ha! That is so great! Maybe later after we are finished working at the bank we can get all … Continue reading Commentary #43 – The Room (2003) →
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Commentary #43 – The Room (2003)

Happy holidays, everyone! It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs round out 2011 with a treat that’s sure to please everyone: a commentary for the marginally holiday-themed Bruce Willis classic, Die Hard 2! Or, as it’s known in the Philippines, the UK, and on USA video boxes – Die Hard 2: Die Harder. Because nothing says … Continue reading Commentary #42 – Die Hard 2 (1990) →
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Commentary #42 – Die Hard 2 (1990)

Happy Halloween everybody! The Film Pigs are proud to present another holiday-related commentary, this time of the classic flesh-eating sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever. The movie so full of fever, they had to use the word “fever” twice. So you don’t forget there’s some kind of fever. Pay close attention to the snacks in … Continue reading Commentary #41 – Cabin Fever 2 (2009) →
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Commentary #41 – Cabin Fever 2 (2009)

“So, it’s about this guy who escapes from Hell and goes on a rampage to save his granddaughter from some guys and he drives a car all over the place. It’s CRAZY!” “This is another Nic Cage thing, isn’t it?” “He’s attached, yes.” (audible sigh) “But William Fichtner‘s signed on to play a supernatural accountant!” … Continue reading Commentary #40 – Drive Angry (2011) →
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Commentary #40 – Drive Angry (2011)

“Thanks for taking this meeting. I’ve got a great movie for you. We take Nic Cage and Ron Pearlman, send them to Eastern Europe for a couple months (Ron’s already there, it’s his off-season from Sons Of Anarchy), and have them run around as knights from the Crusades escorting this hot girl in a cage … Continue reading Commentary #39 – Season Of The Witch (2011) →
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Commentary #39 – Season Of The Witch (2011)

Here’s a curveball: the Film Pigs do an alternate DVD commentary for a movie they absolutely LOVE*. We do an admirable job of actually talking about the movie instead of quietly watching or just reciting every single line as it’s spoken (although some of that is involuntary, like breathing or growing nose hair). Joining us … Continue reading Commentary #38 – Caddyshack (1980) →
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Commentary #38 – Caddyshack (1980)

Some kids grow up wanting to be a policeman, a fireman, or an astronaut. Not Dieter Laser. He looked at the state of mad scientism in the world and said “NEIN!” Frankenstein’s monster was great and all, but the creature was missing two critical elements: somebody attached to his butt and face. Herr Laser corrects … Continue reading Commentary #37 – The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) →
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Commentary #37 – The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

The second in our Holiday Season 2010 double-feature, Retardead is a more-or-less sequel to Monsturd. The mad scientist who created the poo creature from the first movie is back, this time injecting mentally challenged people with a serum that eventually turns them into zombies. Again, as far as gross/offensive premises are concerned, this is right on … Continue reading Commentary #36 – Retardead (2008) →
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Commentary #36 – Retardead (2008)

The Good News: In the spirit of the holiday season, the Film Pigs bring you TWO commentaries! Overcome with the joy and love that accompanies the annual celebration of rampant consumerism (and Jesus!), we felt the need to give something back out of the simple kindness of our hearts. The Bad News: The two movies … Continue reading Commentary #35 – Monsturd (2003) →
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Commentary #35 – Monsturd (2003)

In 1995, a terrifying vision of a possible dystopian future was unleashed into cinemas (or, more likely, a limited number of  Blockbuster Video stores). In this impossible-to-imagine yet almost-frighteningly-real world, troublesome students who can’t decide whether they want to be moody goths or lunkheaded stoners are banished to the Animal Room; where they are allowed … Continue reading Commentary #34 – The Animal Room (1995) →
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Commentary #34 – The Animal Room (1995)

Good Lord, where to start on this one? The Wolfman is a big-budget remake of a classic horror film that incorporates all of the slow, clunky nonsense of the original and adds a tired Anthony Hopkins, a strangely non-compelling Benicio Del Toro, that computer-elf guy from them nerd movies, and Emily Blunt’s sideboob. The end result is not quite … Continue reading Commentary #33 – The Wolfman (2010) →
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