Nick joins Jimmy on his trip to Domino's where they take a quick dive into Shakespeare. Upon return to Jimmy's apartment, "The Duo" discuss time and its relativity to the pizza industry. They end with a serious debate on the well known but misused concept of square feet. 
**Episode Recorded In February**

22. Square Foot Pizza?

Happy 2020! Nick and James discuss James' moving situation, the importance of New Year's Resolutions and Jenga. Nick also shares some new stand up material, and the story of the time when James REFUSED to get Nick a comp to his comedy show. 
**Episode Recorded In February**

21. Jenga Resolutions

It's great to be back, folks! James and Nick discuss "shared" blender material, Brian Hamilton, and Nick's discrepancy with the Starbucks App and their employees.

20. Blenders

We're still here, folks! 

The duo returns to discuss stray cats, a technical upgrade purchase for the pod, inappropriate TSA workers, and Nick's empathy for meteorologists.

19. Stray Cats & Weathermen

Nick & James get flu shots at Walgreens!

P.S.A. - Don't be a dumb Anti-Vaxxer. Get your flu shots. We want you to stay healthy so you can keep listening.

18. Flu Shots

Nick has a new idea for a different podcast. The future of #HMFMV rests on the shoulders of this idea. "The Duo" give it a trial run...

17. The Proposition

"The Duo" welcome Improvisor and Sports Writer, Kenneth Arthur, as their special guest for yet another hilarious episode of #HMFMV. The guys talk about a two man improv set Nick & James recently performed, the purpose of this podcast, Kenneth's name, and predictions for the upcoming NFL season.

16. Ken(neth) Arthur

It's James' birthday! Katie Goldston and Philip Wiles join the boys for a special episode. Great news - Cold Takes is back!

15. Happy Birthday, James!

James is shirtless and Nick attempts to interview an Uber Eats driver. "The duo" then discuss the decriminalization of cell phone use in a movie theater.

14. In The Moment

Nick brings along a cameraman to capture the magic that is #HMFMV. They discuss the Apple Watch, and the term "It's 2018" is put on notice.

13. We Got Visuals

Part III of III. 

Nick called Corporate.

This episode is dedicated to all the hardworking employees of Walmart.

12 - Part III. The Walmart Verdict

Part II of III. 

Nick's "bulletproof" Walmart scheme doesn't play out as expected.

12 - Part II. Walmart

Part I of III. 

"The duo" discuss Nick's recent beginnings in stand up comedy, James's improv shows and a bulletproof Walmart scheme.

12 - Part I. Stand Up & Walmart

The attempt to record this episode was a complete failure.

11. Learning Experience

Happy Holidays from the #HMFMV Team. 

Nick & James visit McDonalds, give food to the homeless and discuss aspirations for the New Year. The boys then dive into the fan favorite segment, COLD TAKES! Folks, it’s an ice cold take for an ice cold winter. Enjoy!

10. Happy Holidays

Episode 9 comin' in hot! Nick gets a few things off his chest then the boys brainstorm a fitting vocation for unemployed James. The man needs a job!

9. Job Hunt

8. Halloween & Half-Birthdays

The Hiatus is over. WE are thrilled to be back!

Nick & James process Hef's death, Nick's judgmental barber and then dive into a juicy segment of Cold Takes.

Also, what is #NerdNation ??? Stanford football needs a reality check.

7. The Drought Is Over

James is away on vacation in Puerto Rico. Don't worry, folks - Nick still makes it happen.

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