Did the IRS send a robotic eagle through their own window as publicity stunt? Probably not, but draw your own conclusions after listing to this weeks episode of HMB!

Hold My Robotic Eagle

The gang figure out if Danny could join the Bill's mafia and then decide what the best songs of all time are.

Hold My Happy Birthday

Police having a ball or two, fist fighting a lot of different animals, and a "super" car!

Hold My Alligator

From Rob Schneider fighting David Spade to monkeys bringing the fight to humans in a very interesting way.

Hold My Monkey Boobs

The gang got together to discuss Danny getting robbed, again, hilarious hamsters deaths, and odd craigslist adds.

Hold My Whale Tail

The gang were busy for the holidays so here are some of the funniest moments from this year's Pass That episodes!

Best of Stoner Moments

A poop story, monkey news, and the crowning of new tag queens! Merry Christmas from HMB!

A Boozie Coozie Christmas 7

The gang go over kink profiles while inventing an all new kink for Chris!

Hold My Polly Pocket

The gang got hypothetically high before discussing their home town statistics, a rare dog, and the downfall of Kanye West.

Hold My Hit to the Face

The gang discover new prospects for prostidudes, play a new game, and listen to a broken song.

Hold My Ingredients

Join the gang for their annual Thanksgiving tradition, that only Danny remembered. The gang come in hot with bathroom tales, do a mystery beer review, and reviews of a construction company, and then the show gets completely derailed by the idea of a game show!

Happy Yamsgiving 6 (What the Cuck?)

This week join an ever-shrinking cast as the H.M.B. crew discover how two men have found empowerment through cuckolding, find out how Chris obviously loves the 1950's, and the many many ways that people died in the 1300's.

Hold My Wife's Boyfriend's Penis

Odd masturbation habits,  ghost hunting, and Yams stumps an app!

Hold My Pumpkin Yurt

Royalty is on the line this episode as the gang play password, Yams is a woodchuck, and the gang find an ad selling wives!

Hold My Ghost Children

Hold My Horror 7 (Dance Potato)

Danny lost his dog and Toon is gone this week. Somehow, this leads to the gang using an A.I. generator to create a song about Toon's mom turning in to a juggalo so hard that she dies. Enjoy!

Hold My Heartless Toon

This week the gang discuss a person inserting a stick of butter into themself, Yams turning out well, and a very sad beer review.

Hold My Stick of Butter

The gang go over the loss of Coolio, sports, and what music they would ban!

Hold My Big Voodoo Babby Daddy

A hungover Gracious Host leads the gang through conversations about a kidnapping, disgusting cider, the garage cat, and an interesting Craigslist add.

Hold My Beer (Cucked By Cider)

Join the gang this week as the go over the bullet points of a contentious family meeting, Yams waiting until he became a grandfather to turn into a frat boy, and a grocery list.

Hold My Beer

Hold My Beer

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