If anyone is still listening we are being held captive in a poorly conceived podcast-caption-writing factory.
We have to sign off now as Ira Glass is coming back with the hose again.
So glad he doesn't mind sharing his melted cheese.
 

Episode 305

Once the neck dickie was invented it was only a matter of time until sock dickies were created.
They call that day Judgement Day. Also Arbor Day.
Don't judge us.
Until, you know, that specific day - Secretary's day. Not to be mistaken for Secritariat's Day.
Known as War Admiral's Day in Arizona.
Racist bastards.

Episode 304

We still love Hot-Dogs and we still love talking.
Which do we love more?
Talking Hot Dogs.
Duh.
 

Episode 303

Merry Christmas and Happy Christmas Horse-Panels.
This is the episode where we learn the true meaning of Jordan. Turns out he's a Space Mormon. An ASTRONAUT Space Mormon.
From Hell.
From Poughkeepsie.
Poughkeepsie, Hell. Saskatchewan.
 
 

Episode 302

Just when you thought it was safe to watch the movie Jaws again we're back like we've been away for about two months or so.
Did we miss saving up threadbare jokes about or own self-centered and quotidian existence? Forgetfully!
Did we see some Movies and TV Shows we want to talk about in an unenlighted and uncritical manner? In-passing!
Will we record and release more episodes in the future in a haphazard and careless way whenever we can get AROUND to it?? Particularly!
Will you continue to listen and pretend to care?
Almost apathetically!
I knew we could maybe do it.
 
 
 

Episode 301!

Well folks, we decided episode 300 was a nice place to hang up our horseshoes and put on our pig shoes.
Then we put on our house shoes so the barn nails won't cause any runs in our stockings.
Thank you for listening. Thank your for all of your wonderful moral and monetary support and thank you all for your friendship.
It makes it that much harder to steal your identities and live under assumed names in a nomadic Southeast Asian underworld.
Orkun cheraown and bantub dakk noew ay nah?
SO true.
Bye!

Episode 300

Sumer time and Eupheraties is Indus.
Damn spell correct.

Episode 150 Classic!

Episode 299

Sure Bor Gullet knows the truth but has he ever been to me?
I'm the pilot.

Episode 298

Wieners, wieners the musical flute.
The more you eat the more you Groot.
Rocket, Starlord, Gamora, Drax the Employer.
Let's all listen to Kiss' Destroyer.
Well alright.

Episode 297

We scoff at Trump and his Presidential aspirations.
Fuck you Magic 8 Ball.
 

Episode 200 Classic!

You can tell this is an older episode by the slightly higher pitch in our voices when we do our salute to Alvin and the Chip-Monks.
That's Alvin the deep-sea submersible and some monks that work for Old Dutch potato chips.They wanted to see the deep-sea potato vents.
Look it up.

Episode 100 Classic!

If there was ever a week to call this one, this one is it.
You thought 'last week' was 'this week' you are wrong. That was last week.
This week's post? This Weak.
 
 
 
 

Episode 296

Sweets for the sweet, and titters for the bitter, it's dour for the sour and salt and pepper and who books this notes gig?
A gig is also a name for an oceangoing Clubhouse Sandwich.
It's the mayo.
Hold it!

Episode 295

"Moses and the Hebrewites think they can outwit us my father..."
"They're right."

Episode 294

Welcome...
...to Jurrasic Shark.
It's chaos-theory. Accept it. Goldblum has spoken...
(at length!)
 

Episode 293

Cream Collon. For the discriminating weirdo.
 
 

Episode 292

First time guest Jen "Freckles Zwiebeck" is visiting us this week as we Run Deep, Run Silent as we meditate upon the merits of a certain bland and unsatisfying beverage that the late FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover once called:
a Cab.
He didn't like it.
He was then fired...
 
 
 
 
 

Episode 291

Episode 290

How much Chimp could a Chimp Champ Chimp if a Chimp Champ could Champ Chimp?
Four.
You're welcome.

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