First things first, we want your feedback! Let us know what you want to hear as we move into the offseason. We cannot stress enough how accommodating we are.
Twitter: @andrepegeron @danielofconnell. 
Email: infalliblesportspals@gmail.com
 
In this year-end recap, we talk headlines:
-They played all the games
-Tom Brady is the GOAT and we kinda hate it but are kinda relieved

We talk individual awards, including:
-Too much talent at the Aaron position
-We have ALWAYS had Justin “Rainbowsh” Herbert’s back
 
We go division-by-division, handing out team awards including the:
-Reduced Smooches Award
-Jansport Backpack “Carry the Team” Award
-Tide Clean Jerseys Award
-And a special award for the team that won it all
 
That’s it for this season! We’re taking a couple weeks off.
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"Kwon Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Season" - NFL 2020-2021 Season Recap

BANTER: We become experts in Horse Law. We apply our knowledge of Horse Law to discuss parking, density, and zoning as they relate to community.


(23:40) Dog - NFL player pun name segment
(30:26) Football time!
We talk about Super Bowl LV in Tampa and what it means to host the Super Bowl in Florida (please remember to keep your gatherings below 24,836 people).
About the game itself, we discuss:
-”We are dang nostradamuses” once again
-The Bucs D
-Tom Brady’s legacy as an elite asshole
-Patrick Mahomes threw the greatest incomplete passes of all time
-The Weeknd’s halftime show (1:15:00)
We still have a “season recap” episode left to go, but with the season coming to an end, we are looking to shape the future of the podcast. And you, dear listener, can shape it with your hands! Reach out to us on Twitter: @danielofconnell @andrepegeron. What do you like? What do you not like? Any requests? Let us know, pals!
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"Tom Brady, Drunk with Power (and booze)" - Super Bowl Football Chat

Andre and Dan break down the Super Bowl, why American cities are poorly designed, and the prop bets you should know for the upcoming Puppy Bowl

Pawtrick Mabones, MVP (Most Valuably Puppy)

Nothing in this episode or show notes is intended as financial advice. Also, hold GME, you cowards.
BANTER: We discuss the Highlander movie franchise and our preferred combat maneuvers (hint: lots of cowardice). Then, we critique the stock market, business incentives, and the cultural values surrounding them. How do we move forward when these systems are so flawed? Andre discusses a small local politics win as a model.
 
(1:03:20) We discuss last weekend’s AFC and NFC championship games.
Bucs-Packers: We predicted the future. The Bucs won. The Packers made yet another terrible decision.
Chiefs-Bills: America is sad. Mahomes is happy. The Chiefs only need to play 1 good quarter of football. Again we called it.
 
Super Bowl preview to come next week.
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"There Can Be Only Two" - AFC/NFC Championship Football Chat

An intro discussion about walkable communities, college campuses, and the politics of fulfillment.
(37:46) We break down the four games in order:
Rams-Packers: We are open about hating the Packers
Bills-Ravens: What can the Ravens do to build for next season? How cute are the Bills? Very cute.
Chiefs-Browns: Let Chad Henne play in the Super Bowl. 
Bucs-Saints: The Bucs should sign Drew Brees' son to play receiver.
We look forward to championship weekend. Only 3 football games left!
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"School of Hard Walks" - NFL Divisonal Football Chat

We talk about poop (sorry) and then we talk about sandwiches and football.
In order:
Bills-Colts
Seahawks-Rams
WFT-Bucs
Titans-Ravens
Saints-Bears (with Nickelodeon broadcast breakdown)
Steelers-Browns
We give our predictions for the next round including spicy takes of the week.
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"The Playoff Sandwich" - NFL Wildcard Weekend Football Chat

BANTER: We arrange a meet ‘n greet. Pleasant!
(5:38) TANK LEAGUE: We toss a li’l bone to the bad teams in the league. Then they fight over the bone. Whoops.
(56:20) PLAYOFFS: We break down the games and give our predictions, including our SPICY Super Bowl predictions!
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"No More Bad Teams" - NFL Week 17 Football Chat

OPENING BANTER: Dan, have you seen Soul? Also: Christmas media, please invest in Twumbo, and this NSYNC video: https://www.bustle.com/p/the-one-nsync-music-video-youve-probably-never-seen-59643
(18:58) Dwayne Haskins CUT.
(24:48) Detroit Lions coaching staff wasn’t there due to COVID. Was it any different?
We talk about the league’s talent inequality problem and the world’s income inequality problem.
(41:11) How can we use storytelling to help fix some of the woes of culture? We talk parables, fables, rabbits, and whatever the plural of moose is. 
(1:19:03) How will the draft order shake out? How will the playoff picture shake out? How will my etch-a-sketch shake out?
(1:32:36) Spicy Takes of the Week & Proverbial shoutouts
 
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"The Fable of the Party Sub" - Week 16 NFL Football Chat

BANTER: Growth spurts, aging, and athleticism.
(9:48) Dwayne Haskins is kinda the only thing going on. The COVID-19 Shadow Council reconvenes to give him a reckoning and FIX the league to account for this kind of chicanery. America’s #1 apolitical socialist sports show brings you a new policy proposal: Universal Ambiance.
(39:26) The TANK BOWL is still a great idea. The Jets won which is good but bad.
(52:50) GOING ROGUE: It’s mainly about the theme song, but also we look at the coach who got fired this week for GOING ROGUE. We also talk about pokemon.
Nobody cares about the Pro Bowl.
(1:10:53) Spicy Takes of the Week
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"Gotta Catch 'Em All (Airborne Diseases)" - NFL Week 15 Football Chat

Banter: We talk non-fruit foods vis-a-vis the Christmas/Halloween spirit. We also have a PAL VS PAL debate on open borders.
(37:37) Book Chat: “The Immortality Key”
The pals discuss the mysteries of Eleusis, altered states of consciousness, how to instill communal values in people, and developing a program that definitely isn’t but certainly sounds like drug-induced state brainwashing.
(1:07:39) The only football game
There is no NFL news this year, so we just talk about Browns-Ravens, the only game that happened. The one big question: Did Lamar Jackson go for two in his pants? We discuss.

"The Cleveland Brown Note" - NFL Week 14 Football Chat

BANTER: Andre eats dinner and we talk about movies. An uninformed conversation about the FDA.
 
(23:32) Headline of the week: Ron Rivera says Mountain Dew and Taco Bell helped him get through cancer treatment. What’s your taco bell order? We end up talking about food fads and cryptocurrency.
 
(49:32) WE FIX THE LEAGUE PRESENTS: TANK BOWL!!!!!!!
We’ve alluded to it before, but here it is: the OFFICIAL rules for the TANK BOWL. Mediocre teams are incentivized to lose to get a better draft pick...but no more! Free BONUS championship included.
 
(1:27:00) QUICK HITS
-Follow the money, Sheeple: Tyrod Taylor did NOT file a grievance against the doctor that punctured his lung.
-Are the Pittsburgh Steelers DONE?
-Spicy Takes of the Week

"Super Bowl, Tank Bowl, Burger Bonanza" - NFL Week 13 Football Chat

BANTER: We consider rebranding 700 times and talk a bit o' politics. WFTL
BOOK CLUB: "Range" by David Epstein has convinced us that nobody knows anything and you should quit your job to be like Roger Federer. ONLY
STORYLINE OF THE WEEK: In a series of mishaps usually reserved for the silent film era, the Broncos didn't have a quarterback for Sunday's game.
FOOTBALL SUCKS: Why does football kinda suck this year? The pals dive in to some theories.
SPICY TAKES OF THE WEEK: Pretty spicy.
 
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In Which Andre DESTROYS Roger Federer- Week 12 Football Chat

It's Thanksgiving, we ain't doing no show notes! We Talk NFL sillies and Thanksgiving sillies over the din of a packed Bakersfield, CA Buffalo Wild Wings

"Tom Brady's Fake Hand" Week 12 NFL Football Chat

Banter: We talk social media marketing, institutional racism, and education reform. Y’know, fun stuff.
(22:56) NBA Draft. Dan gives his #1 reason the NBA draft is more awkward than the NFL draft.
(35:25) We found a conversation online about taking shrooms during the NFL draft and it’s bonkers.
 
(49:53) HAIL MURRAY! Cardinals over Bills. We properly assign Catholic prayers to football plays. Is DeAndre Hopkins having a career year? Checking in on the red hot NFC West.
(1:10:06) Lions defeat the Football Team and boy was it Lionsy. NFC East check-in including a coach getting fired for being in a fistfight and being replaced by an all-name team contender. We Fix the League introduces “Mutiny Friday.” 
(1:22:24) NFC North check-in and “quick hits of the week” with some funny moments during Jags-Packers. A conspiracy to bring down the Vikings. We try to fix income inequality.
 
(1:35:00) Denver is bad, which is good!
(1:37:50) Cool Pal Look of the Week! And the mononym “Herbert.” Shaking our head at a missed opportunity for a lateral.
(1:47:25) Are the Baltimore Ravens DONE?
Plus spicy takes of the week, shout outs, and we’re done.
 
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"Hail Murray, Living on a Prayer" -NFL Week 10 Football Chat

BANTER: Discussing technology, parenting, Oklahoma City, and BEES.
(13:33) Trevor Lawrence might go to the Jets and it sucks. Let’s send him somewhere cool. We discuss how to make the league more star-centric by forming the “QB Assignment Council.” Also QBs should get to pick their team’s name.
(37:43) Talking about the labor rights of quarterbacks leads us to dip into our politics and social justice for a bit. “Still the Internet’s #1 Apolitical Socialist Sports Show.”
(52:47) Steelers/Cowboys: We cannot, SHALL not, allow our players to stifle the celebrations of our other players.
(56:52) Raiders/Chargers: Sorry Donald. Return of “Cool Pal Look of the Week.”
(59:48) Dolphins/Cardinals: Kyler, Lefty, and Prideful Nuggets
(1:07:49) Panthers/Chiefs: Teddy Bridgewater with the jump of the season. And the Chiefs still win.
(1:15:00) Broncos/Falcons: Jerry Jeudy with the fake of the week. He’s good.
(1:16:57) Tompa Bay / Drew Orleans: Are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers DONE?
(1:22:51) Spicy Takes of the Week. 
 
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"The Internet's #1 Apolitical Socialist Sports Show" - NFL Week 9 Football Chat

Dan and Andre talk politics. What’s going on in America? What should our political goals and values be? What can we do to contribute to this immense project? We really laid our hearts and minds out in the open here and we hope what we said resonates with someone. Let us know what you agree or disagree with on twitter: @andrepegeron and @danielofconnell.
(1:10:50) The football talk starts.
Trade deadline: Basically nobody got traded, so the pals talk about the trades that SHOULD have happened. Dan suggests an intricate Houston-Chicago trade and Andre muses about how we could encourage good QBs on bad teams to find greener pastures with a system called “We Fix The League: Break in Case of Trade Emergency.”
 
(1:34:37) Week 8 Breakdown
Ravens-Steelers: How legit is Lamar? Steelers defense looks great. 
Pats-Bills: Bill Belichick is still like 100 losses away from not being a genius.
Browns-Raiders: We only have one thing to say. You know it’s coming.
Broncos-Chargers: Drew Lock is a lock for continued Broncos mediocrity.
SNF Cowboys-Eagles: The NFC East continues to innovate football ineptitude. Ben DiNucci is refreshingly honest about how hard football is. A “We Fix the League” involving kickoffs.
(1:56:03) To close out the show: Are the Bears done? (The Bears are done) followed by spicy takes of the week.
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"Last Chance to Trade Players and/or Save the Republic" - NFL Trade Deadline / Election Chat

Up top, we mainly just talk about IKEA furniture. Skol!
(7:41) Monday Night Football - Rams/Bears
The game wasn't good but the commentators were. The Bears are a 5-2 dumpster fire. Akiem Hicks drinks 40 beers. A punter won player of the game. Time for a QB change in Chicago? But it's not who you think.
(26:39) Sunday Night Football - Seahawks/Cardinals
Russ is a robot and Kyler is a child, but both just keep on winning. Differentiating teams 1a-1b-1c-1d in the NFC West. Then, a weight-related “We Fix the League” to encourage defensive innovation with linebackers.
(42:49) Finish of the Week - Lions/Falcons
The “cooperation moment of the week” when everyone on the field wanted to score a touchdown. We break down the plays of Matthew Stafford’s 7-play, game-winning touchdown drive including ALL of the ways the refs tried to bone Detroit. DET x ATL for the sickest loss collab of all time. Time to pay Kenny Golladay and a discussion of receiver skillsets.
 
(1:10:45) Ohio’s Game of the Week - Browns/Bengals
The Baker Mayfield chip theory rings eternal.
(1:13:03) Thursday Night Football - Eagles/Giants
Carson Wentz is a madman. The Cowboys wheels keep falling off. We can’t stop talking about how bad the NFC East is.
Quick Hits
(1:20:35) Andre requests medical amnesty for the guy who punctured Tyrod Taylor’s lung.
(1:23:17) Just in case: Are the Titans done? Derrick Henry loses weight.
(1:27:57) Spicy Takes of the Week
Shout outs
 
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"Weight, Weight, Don't Tell Me" - NFL Week 7 Football Chat

Intro banter: Yawns, CPR, the Beegees, 1980’s music, Grand Theft Auto.
(11:36) The “Other Sports Minute:” Dan teaches Andre what happened in the NBA. Jordan vs Lebron as the GOAT in the context of American exceptionalism & labor practices.
 
Onto football!
(25:58) COVID/Browns talk: OBJ says, “I don’t think COVID can get to me. I don’t think it’s going to enter this body. I don’t want no parts of it, it don’t want no parts of me. It’s a mutual respect.” As responsible sports journalists, we refuse to provide context.
(34:45) NFC East: Is it a competitive advantage to be in this terrible division where you only have to play against terrible teams? We discuss these teams, including the Cowboys whose season has come off the rails even though it started off the rails.
(46:47) What’s the worst team from another division that would win the NFC East? We talk about several mediocre teams that could be imaginary division champs. 
(52:34) It’s Tua time, baby! Is he the most likeable Alabama player in the league? A “see you later” to Ryan Fitzpatrick and revisiting the Fitzpatrick gauntlet.
(1:03:55) We actually talk about good teams! Just like the Chiefs last week, the Packers are DONE! (Just in case. You heard it here first.)
 
Quick Hits:
(1:09:00) Stefon Diggs is hilarious.
(1:12:28) Fantasy Talk: An interesting development in Andre’s fantasy league requires a strange punishment. 
(1:14:52) Salute to Service: Noted leftist activists Troy Aikman and Joe Buck make their stand.
(1:20:15) Spicy Takes of the Week: The pals keep gettin’ spicy.

"A One-Way Mutual Respect" - NFL Week 6 Football Chat

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INTRO BANTER: We talk about how we are going to punish our children, “the fruit minute,” and toaster regulations/oppression.
Wikipedia list of colors: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colors:_A–F
(19:00) The Titans had an outbreak and then practiced at a middle school. The NFL seems woefully unprepared for this thing that’s been going on since March. Our segment “The COVID-19 Shadow Council” looks at what would happen if the owners turned full villain.
(33:15) What if the Chicago Bears were real bears? What if all the teams were like this? Who would win the championship?
(40:00) Melvin Gordon preserves the Wisconsin spirit through reckless endangerment. Use code “dontgetaduiyoudumbrichperson” for 10% off your next lyft ride. Vote “NO” on California prop 22.
(45:50) Guaranteed Money talk. Leveon Bell gets fired and paid $24m, Dak gets injured and loses tens of millions. What is a league to do? Maybe start the no-cleats league?
(56:20) Mr. Unlimited keeps on winning. Russ for MVP? We pat ourselves on the back for predicting the Vikings collapse. In our bad coaching roundup, does Dan Quinn deserve any credit for the legion of boom? And there’s hope for the Lions, but do Lions fans want hope?
(1:05:00) Just in case: We are here to tell you that the Chiefs dynasty is OVER. But if not, nobody will remember this anyway. So we’re saying it just in case.
(1:08:12) NFL brings back the 90’s! Josh Allen and Justin Herbert are showing us that big is back!
(1:15:06) Headline of the Week: “Patriots Teammate’s Annoyed Wife Denies Cam Newton Dinner.” This headline makes no sense. Andre and Dan try to parse it. A friendly invitation? A weird cucking thing? Who knows.
(1:20:31) Spicy Takes of the Week: GET READY FOR YOUR SPICY TAKES.
 
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"COVID-19 Shadow Council" - NFL Week 5 Football Chat

Week 4 Football Chat! Welcome back, Dan!
Intro Banter: We talk other sports and how to fix them. We make up some new ones along the way.
(16:46) We talk COVID outbreak. We talk about how the greedy owners will keep the season going no matter what, including the kind of bold and innovative solutions cha boys are known for.
 
(27:52) Lotta garbage teams! Aaron Rodgers yells “hard count” while decimating the Falcons and we apply this to other sports.
(38:59) Joe Burrow vs Gardner Minshew in the “likea-bowl.” The Jags kicker has an insane tattoo and we brainstorm other insane tattoos.
(59:42) RIP The Bill O’Brien era, we look at the most memorable moments and they’re all bad. Is it good to fire your head coach early?
(1:12:00) The Lions lose in a new way every week. Patricia “had a lot of work to do” and that’s BS.
(1:16:22) Dan’s Broncos beat the Jets and he gives the state of fandom, namely that he’s given up on the decade. Do the Jets stick with Darnold?
(1:25:00) Colts-Bears was an all-time disaster. We fix “highlight video length.”
 
(1:30:05) Trey Lance, Josh Allen, and the fable of tall QBs. John Elway is licking his chops listening to this.
(1:38:00) “Spiciest take of the week” -- if we’re right, listen back to this and we’ll sound like frickin’ geniuses.
 
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