Listen as Johnny Has the Keys, sorts through the refuge, scavenging for the salvage of long-ago heroes and acknowledging their place in the present-day world.

Ep. 05-19: Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys journey into space on toy rockets and battle one-eyed tentacled, electricity-spewing monsters to save our favorite 1960s Bond girl!

Ep. 05-18: The Green Slime (1968)

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys flees a dying planet in search of a new home, one where a man can fly.

Ep. 05-17: Superman (1978)

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys prepare to celebrate the forty-two-year-old classic for the holidays, hopefully avoiding angry wronged ghosts (or the director himself) seeking vengeance.

Ep. 05-16: The Fog (1980)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys travels to the creepy little hamlet of Hobb's End where, though awful things lurk, there is much more to dread than Lovecraftian monstrosities.

Ep. 05-15: In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys has 24 hours to infiltrate the maximum security prison of Manhattan, rescue the President of the United States, and avoid global annihilation!

Ep. 05-14: Escape from New York (1981)

Listen, and Johnny Has the Keys goes deep down in the tunnels of Los Angeles, fighting enormous lethal insectoids, searching for the queen's nest before the eggs hatch, migrate, and wipe out humanity!

Ep. 05-13: Them! (1954)

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys goes trick or treating in a neighborhood where annual customs mask more sinister things in the shadows.

Ep. 05-12: Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys travels to the outermost of our solar system, where a long-missing ship is now the gateway to something far colder than space.

Ep. 05-11: Event Horizon (1997)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys hides from not one but four psychopaths stalking us alone... in the dark.

Ep. 05-10: Alone in the Dark (1982)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys drives down memory lane, dodging meteors that may contain icky life-forms that want nothing more than to devour us and our loved ones.

Ep. 05-09: The Blob (1958 & 1988)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys journeys to Bly Manor, where dead lovers still roam and the children aren’t exactly what they seem. 

Ep. 05-08: The Innocents (1961)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys scavenges the wastelands for food and carnal sustenance, only to discover that dog is, in fact, man’s best friend.

Ep. 05-07: A Boy and His Dog (1975)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys encounters a pursuant hearse, a haunted mirror, and an evil ventriloquist dummy, knowing the outcomes but helplessly trapped to live them over and over again. 

Ep. 05-06: Dead of Night (1945)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys returns to Jupiter, seeking answers for Hal’s murderous motives and what happened to Dave while encountering present dangers in the ever-evolving mystery of the monolith.

Ep. 05-05: 2010 The Year We Make Contact (1984)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys seeks retribution for those who have done us wrong, choreographing vengeance methods of biblical proportions alongside a dollop of fresh cheese.

Ep. 05-04: The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) & Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys chases an alien monster through Rome, weighing its preservation versus our annihilation, all the way to an ultimate encounter at the Colosseum.

Ep. 05-03: 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys seeks to help reconstruct a decimated London just in time for another rage-infected pandemic!

Ep. 05-02: 28 Weeks Later (2007)

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys blasts off through a wormhole and into another galaxy where humanity's fate rests in the hands of a few brave astronauts.

Ep. 05-01: Interstellar (2014)

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys journeys to dystopian London, where violent thugs terrorize the streets and science provides a unique twist on conversion therapy.

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