We're done with our usual hibernation, and explain where we've been, we have our upcoming creator battle royal on the 21st, our recent win as Derailered Wrasslin' Tag Team Champions, and whats down the line for us.
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Cretins Guild Podcast 104 Like A Phoenix Off A Toilet

"Don't think, just listen"  Welcome To The Guild
 
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SONGS WE HATE

"Don't think, just listen"
Welcome To The Guild
 
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Cretins Guild Podcast - The Most Efficient Podcast Ever.

Bob and Corey discuss Moon Knight so far, and then go over some funny shenanigans at a certain big time wrestling event. 
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Cretins Guild Podcast - MoonKnight - Wrestlemania

Cleanse your gaming soul and confess your past sins in this examination of mis-steps in board game, card game, video game, D&D, and anything else that stains your soul.
 
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Cretins Guild Podcast ep100 - Gaming Confessions

Corey, Jay, and Bob mutilate another classic christmas tale that has very little amount of Magi in it. 
Oh yeah, then we challenge for the title again.
Thank you for listening this year, and keep rocking on!
 
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Cretins X-Mas 4 - Gift Of The Magi

We crown a new Cretins Guild Champion, discuss working audio for WWE, talk about natural vs inflated difficulty in video games, then play Star Fluxx for the title!
video link: https://youtu.be/JN006Q0eDHg?t=2378
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CGP 99 - Working for WWE - Star Fluxx

What started off as the biological extracts of one Kal El, morphed into a lovely retelling of Jay's trip out to the Pacific North West.
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CGP 98 - Train Ride Thru HELL (michigan)

We throw out names for the next entry for the Cretins Guild Hall Of Fame, including one time Boston Red Sox Pitcher Rollie Fingers.
Also some fun stuff with "Ghostbusters X Men In Black: Ecto-terrestrial Invasion"
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CGP97 - Noms Noms 4 Cretins Guild HoF

What can I say?
You're listening to the Cretins Guild, and the 1st 20 seconds should sum up the entire episode.
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CGP96 - Fears, Star Wars Visions, Mogwai Copulatory Organs

The boys are back and we try to compare ourselves to other famous trios.
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CGP95 Snuff Films & Famous Trios

Member of the Monorail Fam Stephherrs joined Bob as we spoke about a true love of ours, Universal's Halloween Horror Nights! We covered a recent (at the time) speculation map of what might happen for this years event.
Stephherrs can be found on Twitter (@asianzing95) IG (@adventureswithstephers) and her site- www.adventureswithstephers.com
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CGP94 HHN Speculation with guest Stephherrs!

The boys recorded a few days before E3 went down, and made some predictions as well as babble along other things too,
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CGP93 - E3 Preview? Review?... Discussion

Bob & Corey talk about Villains in the Marvel comics/tv/MCU both big and small!
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CGP92 - Marvel Cretins! (Villain's Talk)

Jay, Corey, and Bob are back after some weird scheduling caused a month long absence. They talk new jobs (you think we do this for a living?), how we are enjoying New Pokémon Snap game, and Bob picked up a nerd item that was a must own for any Star Wars Fan!
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CGP91 New Jobs, Pokémon Snap, Light Sabers

BOB's BACK! And not much changes.
We post a "would you" question,
Then recant how life was while working the NBA G League,
and then our main event, the 2021 Nerd Playoffs! and this year the theme is Most Iconic Spaceship! Listen to our picks and let us know if you agree or not.
Bracket here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExBO7KpW8AczBPI?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
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CGP90 Iconic Spaceships Playoffs - Return from the G League

Corey and Jay start off by playing Splendor, and go into detail over recent video game shopping spree!
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Promos for Varmints! AIRWOLF YEARS, & THE PICTURE SHOW Podcasts

CGP 89 - The Gang Tanks the Financial Market

Corey and Jay are sans-Bob this week, and take their time to review the latest Nintendo Direct, talk about Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, and HuniePop2. 
Things start off the rails, but they right the ship before too long.
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CGP88 - Nintendo Direct Smut

Jay Bob & Corey join up for our first cast of 2021, and it feels alot like 2020 still.
We talk about the shows Future Man, & Cobra Kai
The act of something being "STEVE'd"
We recount how all of us have been fired recently
There's a new Cretins Guild World Champion!
And we receive our performance evaluations 
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CGP87 - Year 5 Performance Reviews

Bob and Corey were joined with a pair of podcast personas.
Frank & Jen are Dillos Diz from Theme Park Thursday Podcast
Justin & Sam are from The Monday Morning Monorail Podcast
And together, we all talked about The Mandalorian season finale, then discussed some of the more unpleasant times we've had in the theme parks.
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