Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs. 

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471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss

Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal. 

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470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels

Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest.

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469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube

Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard. 

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468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles

On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits. 

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467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

466: No Such Thing As Political Moss

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs. 
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465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers. 

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464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners.

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463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge

Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration.

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462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board

Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose.

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461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale

Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies.

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460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll

Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?).
 
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459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon

Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz.

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458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride.

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457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s.

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456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris.
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455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia.

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454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie.

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453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips. 

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