Welcome to Not Movies Phase III!
First of all, yes, we know Mingle All The Way is already a movie a movie from 2018 about an app. What were we going to do, look it up beforehand?
Ours is a charming little Nicole Byer vehicle. She works at a Christmas party supply store two months out of the year (living off her OnlyFans income the rest of the year) and engages in a vague and madcap love triangle with Vin Diesel and Adam Driver. Tim Cook plays a fedora-wearing CEO and SOMEBODY PUT LAXATIVES IN THE CHAMPAGNE! 
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Episode 111 - Mingle All The Way feat. Steph Raj

Wow, it's been almost a year, huh? Whoops! Sorry about that (though really, you should have emailed us, so part of this is on you). We didn't try to write a story this time, just had a little NM family catch-up and a chat about the Fast & Furious franchise. 
We'll be back with another ridiculous movie idea and some even more exciting life updates in fewer than nine months next time. 
Also, just a small disclaimer: this was recorded before the Russian invasion of Ukraine so when we mention Russia in the episode, we aren't thinking in that context. In all seriousness, war is atrocious, almost never justified, and needs to end. 
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Not Movies Episode 110 - Not Fast, Not Furious

Imagine being able to time travel but only forward and only to times you don't want to go to (Jury duty, the dentist, etc.)... doesn't sound like that great of a movie, right? BUT, throw in a coven of witches and pit them against a host of Crystalline extraterrestrials and now we've got ourselves a Not Movie!
Thanks again to Jackee and Justin Morgan for helping us mash this one together!
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Episode 109 - Amy Witch Way feat Jackee and Justin Morgan

It's the early 1900s and the Mason Brothers, Jason and Jerson make a deal with the Devil to become virtuosos on spoons and vocals, respectively. Naturally, they take their act on tour and dazzle audience across America's heartland. It all goes well until it doesn't. Hilarity ensues.
Thank you to Jackee Morgan and Justin Morgan for bringing this one to life!
Check out the other seven (!!) Not Movies Jackee has done and don't follow her anywhere else :)
Episode 87 - The Slapstick British Turtle feat. Jackee Morgan
Episode 86 - Love Adjacent feat. Jackee Morgan
Episode 73 - Trinidad’s Rainbow Tree Lair feat. Jackee Morgan
Episode 72 - Legacy feat. Jackee Morgan
Episode 71 - 9 Days feat. Jackee Morgan
Episode 40 - Ignition feat. Jackee Morgan
Episode 39 - The Incredible Potato Chip Think Tank feat. Jackee Morgan
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Episode 108 - The Miraculous Mason Brothers feat. Jackee and Justin Morgan

Kyle and Zach of Brunch, Houseboat and Kyle Moucha Won't Shut Up are back! Sorry this episode took forever to release but I think it was worth the wait...definitely some of our best stuff in here. And yes, that is a man made of cheese on the poster. It's actually a whole art form. Just google 'cheese sculpture' to find more. You're welcome.
We cast Kurt Russell (Tango & Cash, Jiminy Glick in Lalawood) and Tony Danza (The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon, Taxi) in a tale of a professor on a mission to create a healthy cheese. It doesn't go great for him. 
Stay tuned after the show to hear Brunch's 2020 wrap-up song and read the lyrics here!
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Episode 107 - Pittsburgh Glory: American Cheese Professor feat. Kyle Moucha and Zach Storman

Kyle and Zach of Brunch, The Houseboat and Kyle Moucha Won't Shut Up join us this week for a chat about movies, music, and life, and we write a Wes Anderson-inspired Space Epic!
Allert, Bill, Cap, Dottie and ELI the Electronic Life Improver team up with legendary kid troublemaker Freddy for a bit of Space Piracy but end up making amends for all their previous nefarious deeds and saving some refugees!
Kyle also starts a beef.
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Episode 106 - Alert Allert feat. Kyle Moucha and Zach Storman

You can take the dog out of the bog but can you take the bog out of a dog? Yeah, probably. Find out in this Anime/Live action crossover family hit! Don't miss this hilarious and heartwarming tail.
Thanks so much to @therealstephraj for being our guest and helping this one take shape! Follow her on Insta if she'll let you!
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Episode 105 - Bog Dog feat. Steph Raj

Some people would do anything to have a second shot at life... a different perspective... one more chance to do things differently. This is a story about a few of those people.
It's the body-swapping time-travel adventure you never knew you needed brought to you by the Not Movies crew and @TheRealStephRaj! We also talk about the sitcoms we identify with and Steph tells a wonderfully entertaining story about her brother (and friend of the show) Matt!
 
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Episode 104 - Kismet feat. Steph Raj

SCIENCE SAYS We all need to be afraid
SCIENCE SAYS We need to give up our freedoms
THE CDC SAYS it's NOT going to magically go away
but oh wait, all of a sudden they've found the VACCINE??
How convenient...
Oh yeah, and there's just one side effect: you'll lose ALL YOUR HAIR.... Well Harvey (played by holographic Jim Varney) and his luscious locks aren't buying it. He has a feeling his sister (holographic Carrie Fisher) and her lifelong jealous streak might be targeting him again. 
It's the Oscar-worthy movie that Jim Varney deserved and never got!
 
We welcome back our very first guest Andrew Lowy, talk about what he's been up to and recommend some stellar movies including Uncut Gems, Rockadoodle, and Velocipastor. 
 
Check out Andrew's Blog: Theatre 2050
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Episode 103 -The Side Effect feat. Andrew Lowy

Two English or possibly Australian smugglers come up with THE. PERFECT. HEIST. 
Thanks to our returning guest Scott Harris!

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Episode 102 - Salt Diamond feat. Scott Harris

You know it, you love it, it's that classic wacky doctor game: Operation; and now the game you know and love is a Blockbuster Action Not Movie!
Dwayne "The White Blood Cell" Johnson spends his days floating down that old lazy river that is the human body and protecting it against infectious disease and foreign invaders... but it's not enough for him...he has good ideas...why can't he become a brain cell? Maybe one day he will. But before then his entire world will be torn asunder and he might just be the only one who can save the day!
*Batteries not included.*
Huge thanks to our guest Scott Harris for bringing us this strange and fascinating idea. Stay tuned for another short one with him next week!
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Episode 101 - Operation feat. Scott Harris

Interdimensional Private Investigator Scam Likely needs your help... he's been calling you but you haven't had the courage to pick up... why, WHY won't you answer? The case needs to be solved!
Our gruff and beloved gumshoe travels through space, possibly time, and definitely dimensions via a magical bodega in order to get our other main character Haley (an oblivious missing person with an oddly consistent streak of bad luck) back to her home world.
Thanks so much to Hannah Siegele for helping us finally bring this one to life!
And thanks to Jeff Rosenstock for not suing us over our use of his Technical Difficulties theme.
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Episode 100 - Scam Likely feat. Hannah Siegele

*AGE DISCRIMINATION WARNING* If you're a boomer and are sensitive to being called "old", "the worst", etc. go ahead and scroll right past this. It's not for you.
If you're a Millennial or GenZer and already a fan of Not Movies, well shit, today's your lucky day!
Micah (from the popular tik-tok channel Wake-up Make-up with Micah), Chad the girl break dancer, and Curt the aloof skater boi need to save their generation from the vengeful rich old CEO Bic who's been surreptitiously infiltrating their brains via their favorite app and possibly also breath mints.
Huge thanks to Adrianna for being our guest this episode!
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Episode 99 - Quaranteenz feat. Adrianna Finamore

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Episode 98 - Chew Love

After his beloved Mama suddenly passes (half-way through our first big musical number) a sheltered, damaged man-child played by Bobby Moynihan must leave home for the first time to find his purpose and also the Fonz! He meets up with a con man played by Steve Buscemi, they trek across the country to find/kidnap/save Henry Winkler, and they both learn a few valuable life lessons along the way. 
We're joined by guests Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000, the host and producer of Let Me Ask You A Question and we also wrote and recorded a song for this one:
When I Meet The Fonz - by Anthony De Angelis and Sean Arawjo (Piano by Anthony, Flute and Saxophones by Sean, Drums and Bass by Dave Trum, Vocals by Dan Pardo)
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Episode 97 - Who Stole Henry Winkler? feat. Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000

Separated from his true home on the moon, Mothman, the seldom celebrated and often misunderstood cryptid searches for purpose in the one town that still holds an annual festival in his honor.
Thanks to Emily Cackowski for being our guest/Mothman expert!! 
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Episode 96 - Mothman and Me feat. Emily Cackowski

Find out how these random words fit together into a tight, cohesive, and compelling 3-act story (LIKE ALWAYS) on another exciting episode of Not Movies!
Big thanks to our returning guest, Laura!
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Episode 95 - The Rubber Band Carnival Rumble feat. Laura MacElree

Harvey, Franklin, and the rest of their high school debate team search for the mythical Sea-corn (and possibly also the true meaning of friendship??) in this heart-warming and action-packed adventure!
Thanks to Laura MacElree for coming in with big ideas right out of the gate! We also do another wildly successful Phrank's Pranks segment. 
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Episode 94 - The Sea-corn feat. Laura MacElree

This is the second episode in our crossover series with the Let Me Ask You A Question Podcast (no, you didn't miss one; we're posting this first because writing songs about Fonzie takes longer than you might think... DEAL with it)! ANYWAY, you may have guessed this is another of those each-person-says-a-random-word-to-create-a-title ones. GREAT JOB! 
We cast Danny DeVito as the headmaster of a reform school where Violet Raunchy-Monsters go to learn to become raunchier and therefore uglier.
LMAYAQ boys Host Anthony and Producer EJ5000 bring you their own brand of raunch every week on Let Me Ask You A Question. Check them out on iTunes or at Moot.TV!
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Episode 93 - Raunchy Violet Monster Lads Need to Change feat. Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000

The gang talks about Tim Burton's big hits and big misses, then writes a Burton inspired tale about some sort of tummy monster that eats half a neighborhood! 
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