(1:00) Mourning Sex is the best sex. Francis tells some jokes he wrote for other people. (24:25) We say goodbye until further notice. 

Episode #15 - Season Finale

The Musical hits the road to check out the number one party school in America, LIVE from Downtown Delaware. Dean Spaghetti Tomorrow, Tomorrow 

Episode #14 - LIVE from University of Delaware!

Feat. former Vine star Danny Lopriore. Having your birthday be 9/11 would suck, no one really has anything nice to say to you. (14:19) Relationships are complicated, make sure to communicate your needs! 

Episode #13 - Featuring Danny Lopriore.

Rone says that British Horrorcore raps use the word clever a lot. Denzel Washington has so many movies. We reflect on what a great podcast this has become, according to us. 

Episode 12 - The Meat Clever, Denzel Washington, and How a Nugget is Found

Sometimes you need to cook up a good backstory when your real life won't do. Francis' neighbor Tom wants him to send an email to management - but if he doesn't, it could cost Francis a shot at playing an elite golf course. 

Episode #11 - I Just Lie, Lie, Lie, and Thank You Tom

(00:00) We can't remember which movie, so agree to disagree. (24:36) You've never heard of a backhanded compliment until you've been down to Big Willy's. 

Episode #10 - Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates, or is it The Bourne Identity? and Come on Down to Big Willie's

(1:00) Everyone still remembers Monica Lewinsky. (16:31) Sickle Cell Anemia gets a bad rap, and could really use some funding. 

Episode #9 - Everyone Still Remembers Monica Lewinsky, and The Sickle Cell Anthem

Donald Trump is not invited to John McCain's funeral. This is his response. 

John McCain's Funeral Song

Francis likes to get stoned and write songs about NBA star Kawhi Leonard. We also stumbled into some old tunes you know from Beauty and The Beast, and bring you the epic tale of a Father and Son duo who sell churros. 

Episode #8 - The Ballad of Kawhi Leonard, Beauty and The Beast, and I'm a Churro Salesman

What do you mean? Francis met a girl who utilizes text read receipts. Yodeling is attempted, and the top 10 college coke commandments are coined. 

Episode #7 - Read Receipts, Yodeling, and College Coke Commandments

You Should Go and Fuck Yourself (1:00)  Whitesplaining From The Boys (8:28) Rone receives an intentioned text meant for "Karolyn" to vote Susan Wilde For Congress. 

Episode #6 - Go Fuck Yourself, Whitesplaining, and Susan Wilde For Congress

Francis strikes out at his buddy's wedding but was born to give first man speeches (DM Me) Why go on a juice cleanse when you can put someone else's shit in your ass? (Come Shit in My Ass) Roald Dahl acid inspiration. (The Story of Gilfy)

Episode #5 - DM Me, Fecal Transplants, and The Story of Gilfy

Have you ever been Punched In The Face? (3:06) Francis can do English accents (7:46) Chimney Sweep Man Skit (10:08) Chimney Sweep Man Song (13:45) Francis tells the true story of his First Concussion (29:29) A former star high school running back named Dante, Does Tickle Porn (41:27)

Episode #4 - Punched in the Face, The Chimney Sweep Man, and Dante Does Tickle Porn

(3:08) Francis laments about "The One That Got Away." (18:05) Rone brings up "Uncrustables," creating a new theme song for the old snack brand. (31:11) We sing some Five For Fighting. 

Episode #3 - The One That Got Away, Uncrustables, and Five For Fighting.

Rone and Francis stumble into an impromptu rap battle ...about abortion? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a woman in the C.I.A.? 

Episode #2 - Rone V. Wade, Girlfriend in the CIA, and Kleptosexuality

In the first ever full rendition of Offended: The Musical, Francis and Rone take you on a journey like none you've taken before, unless you've tripped some serious balls. Make sure to subscribe, rate this anywhere from 5 to 5 stars, and tell a friend to tell a friend.

Episode #1 - Venus Fly Traps, Hoarding, and Faux Pas

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