Sam and Chris HATE The Washington Commanders! We hate teir new name, we hate their coaches and we definiately hate their underrated offense. Can Miami overcome all of this hatred to their ninth victory? Or will Sam Howell and company shock the world?
Plus, the boys discussthe latest episode of Hard Knocks, Mike McDaniel's "quirkiness" and more
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We HATE The Washington Commanders

It's Jets week! And we HATE The Jets. From Joe Namath to Jumbo Elliott and now even Tim F'N Boyle...we loathe everything associated with the Jets! We will hate them even more if they somehow pull off a miracle and beat the first place Dolphins on Black Frday. Sam and Chris get you ready for the post-Thanksgiving festivities with this week 12 preview.
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We HATE The New York Jets

It's the most wonderful time of year! Happy Hatesgiving everyone! The parade is back and Sam and Chris hate EVERYTHING

***BONUS EPISODE*** 8th Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade!

Miami flies to Germany to see if playing winning teams in another country can help them break their curse against winning NFL teams. But while Miami is away, it will still bea bit of a homecoming game for Tyreek Hill as he faces his former team and continues his quest to be the first WideReceiver in league history to eclipse 2,000 receiving yards in a season. Can The Cheetah continue his dominance? Or will the narrative about Mike McDaniel, Tua and the rest of the Dolphins grow louder?
Sam and Chris tell you all about it, as well as some good ol' fashioned hatred of the Kansas City Chiefs. Plus...we may get a little bit ridiculous...maybe.
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We HATE The Kansas City Chiefs

A 5-1 record with an Alabama quarterback, two star receivers, a taeltned running back room and a strong defensive line.
Now guess which team I am talking about because this could describe both The Miami Dolphins OR The Philadelphia Eagles. A Superbowl caliber matchup is about to go down on Sunday Night Football on NBC and Sam and Chris are here for it.
So naturally...we hate The Eagles and will tell you all about it on this game preview episode.
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We HATE The Philiadelphia Eagles (Week Seven Preview)

Miami heads back home to take on the winless Carolia Panthers. Injuries are starting to pile up for the first place Dolphins, but Sam and Chris tell you why you need not worry this week.
Plus, the OFFICIAL Bingo Drinking Game for Week Six is revealed, as well as our score predictions.
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We HATE The Carolina Panthers (Week Six Preview)

Well week four sucked. Thankfully that is behind us and weke five is here. Which means The New York Giants are here and we HATE The New York Giants. Sam andcChris preview this weke's matchup and whether or not this is a "get right" game for Miami.
Plus, The official Bingo Card Drinking Game is here!
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We Hate The New York Giants (Week Five Preview)

Sam and Chris HATE The Buffalo Bills. They hate them SO much! And will tell you all about it in this episode as they preview the epic matchup between two long time rivals, The Miami Dolphins and The Buffalo Bills.
Plus, the return of Elite Tweet - Delete Tweet is here! Some people tweeted out some incredible stuff this week, and others...well...probably shouldn't have tweeted anything. Sam and Chris review the week that was, on everyone's favorite social media platform.
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We Hate The Buffalo Bills (Week Four Preview)

We hate The Broncos! But we love our Dolphins! Sam and Chris preview this AFC matchup and predict who walks out victorious.
Plus...the Broncos-Dolphins DRINKING GAME!
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We Hate The Denver Broncos (Week Three Preview)

Sam hops on to share his thoughts on Miami's solid victory against The Patriots in New England. What worked? What didn't and is Bill Belichick even a good coach anymore?

PHINSTANT REACTION! Week Two Victory Parade @Patriots

Sam and Chris sit down to review Week One of the season for The Miami Dolphins. The team heads to Los Angeles to face the Chargers and we hate it. We hate the city, we hate the team and we certianly hate the mascot and everything else pertaining to The Chargers.
Nonetheless, the boys predict who will score the first touchdown for Miami, who will get the first turnover and the final score of the game.
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We Hate The Chargers (Week One Preview)

The Dolphins trimmed their roster down to 53 players this week. Then used roster gymnastics to bring a few guys back, stash a couple away on IR and get themselves ready for weke one against The Chargers. Sam breaks down the numbers and players at each position group and gives you his thoughts on where the strengths, and weaknesses are.
One of the players NOT on the 53 man roster is Jonathan Taylor. He remains with The Colts and is on the PUP list to start the season. Sam goes in on Jim Irsay and his hypocritical stance about running backs and how drunk must he have been to ask for the players he asked for in return?!?!
Plus, The G.O.A.T. calls Dan Marino the B.O.A.T. and Sam couldn't be happier to see two old dudes mock, trash and ignore Tom Brady.
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A B.O.A.T. In The Marino

Chris makes his triumphant return to the United States and the Town of Perfectville, while Sam discusses the perils of his own flights. The boys also go through The Dolphins roster and pinpoint their areas of concern, preview the first preseason game against The Falcons and tell a few jokes along the way.
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Preseason Is A Joke

Training Camp finally starts and wouldn't you know it, Miami's new toy, Pro Bowl Defensive Back, Jalen Ramsey gets himself injured. Sports Writer Shawn Williams joins Sam to discuss the sevrity of the injury, what it means for Miami's defense and how and who will need to step up in Jalen's absence.
Which in-house candadte is primed to benefit the most from this? Are there any quality free agents out there that The Dolphins should look to bring in? And is this the worst case scenario for Miami? Or would losing any number of other players be worse?
Shawn and Sam also explore whether this will impact Miami's overall win total in 2023, and if so, by how many?
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Jalen Ramsey Injured

Well, Tyreek Hill slapped a guy and then tried to pay him off with $200. Sam and Chris discuss how much Tyreek SHOULD have paid him and how much each of them would accept to be slapped by Tyreek and other Miami Dolphins players.
Plus, Christian Wilkins is still unsigned, Zach Sieler wants a new contract and Connor Williams is threatening to hold out. The Perfectville boys tell you which player is the priority and which ones can wait.
Oh, and that Dalvin Cook fella is still waiting to sign with a team, and Sam and Chris are totally fine with it. Click and listen to find out why.
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Tyreek Slapped A Guy And Now We Have To Talk About It

The 2023 NFL schedule is now out! And amongst all of the clever team releases and television specials, is the REAL schedule breakdwon and analaysis, right here in the Town of Perfectville! Sam and Chris walk you through the travel, the opponents, the prime time and nationally televisied games, and even dive deeper into the rabbti hole of agenda-ology.
And doing so while drinking a cold one on a Friday night!
So sit back and listen to the De-Construction of the 2023 Miami Dolphins Regular Season Schedule.
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De-Constructing The 2023 Dolphins Schedule

When Chris Grier heads to the kitchen, you know he is about to cook up something. This time? He cooked up a recipe for a three-time All-Pro Cornerback in JALEN RAMSEY. That's right, citizens of Perfectville, arguably the best cornerback in football joins Xavien Howard, Bradley Chubb, Jevon Holland, Jaelen Phillips, Christian Wilkins and Zach Sieler on the Miami Dolphins defense which is now coached by the architect of modren NFL defense, Vic Fangio.
And what did this trade cost Miami, you ask?
A third round draft pick and Hunter Long.
That's it...
Sam and Chris discusses this Miami heist that the front office just pulled off, and how the deal even came about to begin with. What does this trade do for Miami's free agency wishlist? And are the big moves even done? With the team picking up Tua's fifth year option, and the Ramsey trade being leaked, they have essentially told the league that their time is now. Will it work? Or will we be looking at a sad, sad rebuild in a few years with nothing to show for it?
Plus, Chris's wife Charlotte makes a rare appearance and Sam gets musical with what he will do if Miami actually hoists the Lombardi Trophy next year.
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Welcome To Perfectville, JALEN RAMSEY!

The Fangio has landed! After an odd amount of delays and a few false scares to Dol-Fans everywhere, Vic Fangio has come to terms to be the next Defensive Coordinator in Miami. Replacing Josh Boyer, Vic brings decades of experience and success to the defensive side of the ball. What does this mean for the current players? Who stands the most to gain? Who may be out of a job? Sam and Chris discuss the latest addition to the coaching staff in South Florida.
Special guest and our show's producer, Joe DeLeone joins to review his observations at the Reese's Senior Bowl. Which running back has stood out? Which linebacker has not, and which offensive linemen is raising his stock with each and every rep? Joey D has that and more.
Plus, McDaniel not only hired someone, but also FIRED his Offensive Line coach, Matt Appelbaum. This is the first hire that MCDaniel has had to let go and in somewhat of a suprising time cycle. The boys decide to deal in rumor and innuendo as to why the young line coach was jettisoned, and who might be replacing him.
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Fangio Hired! Applebaum Fired!

On the heels of an intense playoff loss to the Buffalo Bills, The Miami Dolphins decide to part ways with the embattled Defensive Coordinator, Josh Boyer, along with the other defensive assistants who had previous ties to New England.
Was Josh Boyer to blame for Miami's decline on defense in 2023? Or was he a victim of injuries and bad luck? What is the plan to replace him? And will the defense as a whole, evolve into something different? Sam and Chris discuss the fallout from Wildecard Weekend and who they think might be a candidate to coach the defense in 2023 and beyond.
Oh, plus sam gets neutered this weekend and lives to talk about it...we hope.
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Josh Boyer FIRED

Playoffs? You want to talk about playoffs?
Sure. Why not?
Miami makes the January dance as they beat The Jets and New England loses to secure the seventh seed and a wildcard date with The Bills in Buffalo.
That's the good news.
The bad news is that Miami will have to do it without their starting QB, Tua Tagovailoa and will most likely be starting their third string, 7th round draft pick, rookie QB, Skylar Thompson.
Less than ideal for Miami's first playoff appearance in many years. However, Sam and Chris walk through what would need to happen to advance to the next round and whether or not The Dolphins can shock the world in Western New York.
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