Get out your intro to psychology notes, folks, we’re psychoanalyzing the Leafs! Join your hosts as they discuss the fascinating specimen that is Mitch Marner, drop some very bold Auston Matthews predictions, and objectify Pierre Engvall — I don’t even want to talk about how much ogling I had to edit out. It was egregious.

S05E09: Desert Island Daddy

I was wracking my brain, trying to remember all the fun things we talked about, and I remembered that Justin Holl threw a puck. And then I laughed for a solid 5 minutes. Oh Justin. Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ never ending list of injuries, Tage Thompson (who?) scoring 5 goals in a game, and cast some NHL players in Love Actually — it started as different holiday movies but then we got swept up in the love actually of it all.

S05E08: Justin Holl’s Rights and Wrongs

When it rains Leafs content, it pours. Join us as we discuss which Leafs believe in aliens, learn that Marner is “a big math guy”, face the horrifying reality of mortality and the passage of time, oh and cry a little over noted Maple Leaf, Mitch Marner.

S05E07: Hockey to Doomsday Pipeline

Another week, another defenceman on LTIR. Who cursed us? Can we undo the curse? Oh, getting a note from future Liz: no we can’t! Join us as we discuss injuries, Kyle’s continuing obsession with the Soo Greyhounds, an absurd amount of games, and which Leafs would be the best drag contestant. MLSE please call us, we have ideas.

S05E06: Another Day, Another LTIR Placement

The Toronto Maple Leafs are dropping like flies so we think it’s time to put them all in padded rooms — save them from themselves. Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ injuries, gently bully Holl into trying Korean bbq, decide which NHLers we want to follow around the grocery store, and give Borje Salming his flowers. Rest in peace, Borje. Mitchell Miller Discussion: 32:54 - 59:25

S05E05: No Hibachi in Hell

Let’s do the time warp again and go back in time to before Halloween and before Elon Musk bought Twitter. Join us as we discuss injuries, the Arizona Coyotes’ making the best of a bad situation, and a disastrous California road trip. To ease the pain, we torture some NHL teams by dropping them in some of our favourite horror movies.

S5E04: Hockey Horror Picture Show

[Vincent Price Voice] The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of endless goddamn injuries It’s feeling very spooky around these parts, and only partially due to Halloween. Join your hosts as we join Mitch in eulogizing Jake Muzzin, critiquing the NHL’s Diversity and Inclusion report, and choosing couples costumes for some … inspired NHL pairings.

S05E03: Spooooky

It’s a day that ends in Y which means the Toronto Maple Leafs are having goalie problems. Join us as we discuss the first 3 games of the season, the latest on Hockey Canada and the Ian Cole accusations, and what we think the Leafs should dress up as for Halloween. Hockey Canada discussion begins at 21:20, Ian Cole discussion begins at 33:00

S05E02: Two Ws and the Rock

We’re baaaaaack! Welcome to season 5 of RGP! Join us as we breakdown the preseason, discuss the importance of part-time jobs for NHL players, and make our predictions for the season.

S05E01: Last Off the Ice, Last Out of Tim Horton’s

So uh, what’s been happening y’all? Anything exciting? Anything dramatic? Join us as we recap the Leafs’ off-season moves, quiz each other on some free agency moves, and review our pre-season predictions. Surprisingly not as humbling an experience as we thought it would be. Go us!

S04E27: Emotional Support Otter

Well, you all know what happened. Join us as we yell at Nick Paul, yell about the refs, and let out a record number of sighs — which really is impressive considering we’re a Toronto Maple Leafs podcast. Also, enjoy our aged-like-milk Florida Panthers opinions. Oops.

S04E26: God Gave Me This Podcast

AHHHH! Playoffs have begun and, with this being released on the day of game 7, it feels fitting that we doubled down on our game 7 predictions — even if Liz will be unable to watch. Join us for discussion on the first 4 games of the series, our frustrations and victories. Again I say, AHHHH!

S04E25: I had friends and snacks and wings

Auston Matthews scored 60 goals! Multiple Leafs had careers years! Your hosts are slightly? cautiously? postive about the playoffs! This week Liz threatens Freddie Andersen, Helen coos over William Nylander, and so so much more. AH PLAYOFFS!

S4E24: Positive Nellys

It would have been hard to blame RealGudPros if they pouted. If they stewed. If they became a problem in the locker room. But they persevered through the adversity of [checks notes] Leafs injuries and an 8-1 loss to the Lightning to bring you this podcast. RealGudPros for the Masterton, am I right?

S04E23: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Toronto

I’m going to be real, there’s a lot of William Nylander discussion. We really embodied the AND ANOTHER THING vibe. Also discussed: Eugene Melnyk’s tyrannical reign, failures of the NHLPA, Liz’s Sens game experience, and playoff excitement. NHLPA & Kyle Beach Discussion: 27:00-53:16 Eugene Melnyk Discussion: 54:00-1:16:00

S04E22: Eternal Sunshine of the Leafs Fan's Mind

Did you know Auston Matthews is a good player? We just wanted to make sure you were aware. Join us as your hosts discuss just how good Matthews (and Marner) are, the importance of preparing for life after hockey, ongoing women’s hockey shenanigans, and, most importantly, decide which McDonalds items different Leafs are.

S04E21: He's Just So Good

So much to discuss in this episode. Auston Matthews’ 50 goals. Multiple Leaf to Leafs. The passing of Eugene Melnyk*. Jake Beagle having a hissy fit. And on top of all that? We thought it would be fun to live react to the April 5 match between the Leafs and Panthers, which was actually just so uneventful and calm. Please enjoy the chaos that follows. *Please note this episode was recorded prior to the  in-depth article on Eugene Melnyk released by the Athletic.

S04E20: Poking the Goalie

Bieberfever has overtaken the Leafs and we’ve had to place them all on LTIR. Luckily, that means we can bypass the cap and bring them back for the playoffs. Thank you Brandon Pridham. Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ Next Gen jerseys, LTIR loopholes, the Leafs’ love of Adam Sandler, and the Dadanov saga — no soap operas, just hockey.

S04E19: Bieberfever

Another year, another trade deadline, but is Claude Giroux being a Panther really as interesting as John “Sticky Karaoke Fingers” Tavares? The Real Gud Pros argue no. Join us this week as we talk trades trades trades, the psychological advantage of stealing captains, some new musical Leaf to Leaf revelations, and of course, our last week of games.

S04E18: Sticky Fingers Tavares

No, that’s not Darryl Sutter’s voice you hear — Liz just strained her voice. But nothing will keep your fearless hosts from telling you all about the Leafs’ most recent goalie struggles! From Leaf to Leafs to 1000th games to trades to whatever that Heritage Classic was, join us as we discuss everything Leafs from the past few weeks.

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