This week, M.K. and Simon bring you a hot slice of episode as they welcome super funny comedians and pals: Jono Zalay and Jordan Doll! The crew has a hoot of a time as they discuss backwoods beard workshops, dropping off rent in an envelope at a deli, and Simon's childhood in the town from dirty dancing. M.K. rails against the lightbulb industry in Confrontation Corner and Simon gets real as he tells the world, "That's the thing about art...it is so expensive!" See you around the apartment!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Jordan Doll and Jono Zalay

This week, M.K. and Simon welcome two incredible Dougs to Roommates 4 Lyfe: Doug Benson and Doug Mellard! The crew discusses hot topics including roommate prank life/getting pink eye, amateur mailmen, and comedy hypnotists. And this week's wise words of wisdom: Remember that anyone standing in a Target could work there! See you around the apartment!
 
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The Quarantine Sessions: Doug Benson and Doug Mellard

M.K. and Simon are back after a week off and IMMEDIATELY get down to business with the incredible Chris Fairbanks and Michelle Biloon! The crew talks about coughing in public (is it the new farting in public?), Jim Carrey, and has a MEATY discussion of 90 Day Fiancé. This is a good one and don't forget this week's mantra: "GIVE ME THE TEST! I'M STARVING!"
 
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The Quarantine Sessions: Chris Fairbanks and Michelle Biloon

Ain't no party like a roommate party cuz the roommate party don't stop! Simon's back at the chateau and the boys welcome the amazing T.J. Chambers and Danielle Radford to the podcast! This episode serves up some piping hot Hollywood gossip in addition to some hearty discussions on bald eagles, the creative arts emmys, and everyone's favorite Virgil Village bar: The Smogcutter (RIP). Remember to build that emotional wall and we'll see you around the apartment!
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The Quarantine Sessions: T.J. Chambers and Danielle Radford

Roommate times continue and this week M.K. and Simon welcome the amazing Chris Cubas and Maggie Maye to the podcast! The crew talks toenails (or lack thereof), gummy bears for dinner, and M.K.'s delicious recipe for Sarro Beans. This one is wild, y'all, and you better buckle up...it's the law! Stay safe roommate fam!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Maggie Maye and Chris Cubas

It's another week in roommate-land and M.K. and Simon are super excited to welcome Last Comic Standing winner, Clayton English, and the host of the Fourth and Ten podcast, David Perdue, to the show! The crew talks home haircuts, Nic Cage, and how to enjoy Instacart grapes like a king. This is a great one y'all and you honest to God won't want to miss it!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Clayton English and David Perdue

After a brief hiatus, the roommates are back and roomier than ever! This week, M.K. and Simon welcome Mia Jackson to the podcast and the crew discusses THE NEWS, private jets, zoom wigs, and more. Give a listen for a laugh! And to everyone listening that has participated in and continues to be active in the Black Lives Matter movement, we love and support you!

The Quarantine Sessions: Mia Jackson

It's a big day for the roomies as they welcome The Daily Show Correspondent, Dulcé Sloan, to the podcast! The crew covers a lot of ground including, nails, Sesame Street, and work in the time of quarantine! Give this bad boy a listen!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Dulcé Sloan

The roomies are back with another steamy quarantine sesh as the boys welcome David Venhuizen to the podcast! The gang talks about making homemade cold brew in the end times, America's need for sports, and all things crockpot and/or instapot! And hey, you don't want to miss this one because you may just learn something, you dingbats!
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The Quarantine Sessions: David Venhuizen

The Roomies are back with a special Roommates 4 Lyfe livestream event on Holdthephone.tv! Today M.K. and Simon welcome Arden Myrin, Lisa deLarios, and (from the current #1 movie in the world!!!) Lauren Lapkus! The crew discusses magic wands, quarantine fashions, and asks the eternal question: would you rather quarantine with The Rock or Jason Statham?! Give it a listen!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Live w/ Arden Myrin, Lauren Lapkus and Lisa deLarios!

Today, the roomies welcome the one-and-only Andy Kindler to the podcast and chat about his new album, "Hence the Comedy"! It's a dream of an episode and the crew does deep dives on zoom act outs, the kids these days, and hiding under a freeway from Jay Leno! You won't want to miss this one! 
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The Quarantine Sessions: Andy Kindler

The roomies are back with another VERY special livestream event on Holdthephone.tv! Every Thursday at 6pm, M.K. and Simon stream Roommates 4 Lyfe live and in this episode the boys welcome the incredible Cameron Esposito, Todd Masterson, and Laura Lippert to the podcast. The crew talks about life in the circus, famous men with bald spots, and whether or not M.K. has what it takes to work as a dancer at Flaming Saddles! Hint: he may have to eat cotton balls to do it!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Live w/ Cameron Esposito, Todd Masterson and Laura Lippert!

The Quarantine Sessions continue and today M.K. and Simey welcome the amazing Matt O'Brien and Julia Hladkowicz to the podcast! The gang talks about Canada, Simon's experience playing Jackbox, and A LOT about Frasier. Give it a listen and find out what a Canadian Hot Tub is!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Matt O'Brien and Julia Hladkowicz

In another special livestream event with Holdthephone.tv, M.K. and Simon welcome the hilarious Amber Nelson and Ed Larson of The Brighter Side podcast to the show! the gang shares some great roommate stories and has a hearty discussion on Hooters, haunted places, and of course cats giving birth! Enjoy! 
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The Quarantine Sessions: Live on Twitch w/ Amber Nelson and Ed Larson!

Today on Roommates 4 Lyfe, M.K. and Simey welcome a true star from MTV's Wild 'N Out, Carter Deems! The boys talk about meeting at a comedy festival in Milwaukee and you guessed it: Simey and M.K. try to freestyle! Spoiler alert: they should definitely be put behind bars for the bars they dropped. And to round it out, Carter shares one of the best roommate stories M.K. and Simey have ever heard! Give it a listen!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Carter Deems

More quarantine means more quarantalk with ol' M.K. and Simey! Today the roomies welcome Ahamed Weinberg to the podcast and discuss his experience having Covid-19! You'll be happy to know he is all better now, and the gang chatted about fever dreams, paying the rent, and the new culture of communicating through screens. Give it a listen!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Ahamed Weinberg

The Roommates go live on Twitch and welcome the amazing gentlemen of the All Fantasy Everything podcast: Ian Karmel, David Gborie, and Sean Jordan! Every Thursday at 7:30 (Pacific Time) tune into holdthephone.tv to watch Roommates 4 Lyfe stream live! On this episode, the gang talks ape nipples, owls and whether or not ham and bananas is disgusting (big hint: it is!). We love these guys and you will too! Give it a listen!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Live on Twitch w/ Ian Karmel, David Gborie and Sean Jordan!

It's hump day in the quarantine and that means you got another Roommates 4 Lyfe Quarantine Sesh coming your way! Today, the roomies welcome the incredible Caitlin Cook and Sean Patton to the pod and gab about "Weird Al" Yankovic, how to do the dishes, and ironic comedy show names! We don't want to oversell it, but this episode is a true runaway success! Give it a listen!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Sean Patton & Caitlin Cook

Another week in quarantine and another week of amazing Roommates 4 Life Quarantine Sessions! Today, the roomies welcome the wonderful Carmen Morales and chat about the three C's of the quar: collaging, coyotes, and canoes! Carmen shares stories of comedian life with roommates and specifically answers the timeless question: can you bring a guy home if your bed is on the top bunk? Give it a listen!
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The Quarantine Sessions: Carmen Morales

The Roommates go live on Twitch and welcome the amazing Blair Socci, Amy Miller, and Lydia Popovich to the podcast! Every Thursday at 7:30 (Pacific Time) tune into holdthephone.tv to watch Roommates 4 Lyfe stream live! On this episode, the gang talks being horngry for omelettes, holding in farts, and gay vs. straight weddings. It's a doozy and so much fun! Give it a listen!
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