In light of the recent college admissions scandal, local vale-dick-torians Rachel and Kelli discuss the dark side of American education. Get ready to learn the ABCs of educational privilege (the ‘c’ stands for ‘coxswain’).

E53 - Educational Privilege

It's big. It's mean. It's taking millennial green: it's the student loan bubble! This week K-Ray investigates some causes and effects of the financial crisis du jour.

E52 - Bubble Trouble

We came here to take down confederate romanticism and drink sweet tea… and our tankard’s empty. This week, K-Ray talk Con*nooga, the problem with “heritage not hate”, and when it’s okay to blow up a mountain.

E51 - The South's Confederacy Boner

Here at Southern Hells we’re always ready to talk trash about a bad conspiracy theory. But what about the good ones? Look no further for genuine reasons to be afraid in the year 2019. Get your tin foil hats ready, it’s time for episode 50! Fear mongering ahoy!

E50 - Tin Foil Hats Off To Ya

Hey hellions! We’re posting this throwback episode in light of the recent Gillette ad controversy. So if the phrase toxic masculinity makes you cringe, tune in to learn what it’s really all about.We know - it's a phrase that leaves a bad taste in your mouth. But it doesn't have to be! Rachel and Kelli explain what toxic masculinity is, how it's fostered, and how it can have devastating consequences. We want men to be able to express their emotions without fear of ridicule, and we believe that shifting our social norms in that direction could save lives.

E49 - (Rebroadcast) Toxic Masculinity

Babies, piercings, and a whole lotta podcasting. Kelli and Rachel reminisce on the insanity of 2018, and muse on what the future holds. No resolutions this year, we already kick ass!

E48 - The New Year Quickie

By listener request, Rachel and Kelli take on the anti-vax movement. Kelli dives into the murky waters of anti-vaxxer psychology, and Rachel breaks down the preventable diseases their children are at risk for, from (Hepatitis) A to Z.

E47 - Vaccines are Good and Cool

It’s been a busy month here at Southern Hells… Rachel had a freakin’ baby! This week K-Ray blows the dust off their mics with a trusty ol’ bullshitsode. Breastfeeding misadventures and baby asshole tubes - this is what happens when we pour a double.

E46 - Back from Maternity Leave!

Candy corn. Slutty Halloween costumes. Stingy Jack… wait, who? This week, the Southern Hells ghouls are serving up a history lesson on the kookiest, spookiest, all together ookiest time of year.

E45 - The Southern Helloween Spooktacular

This week, Rachel and Kelli discuss the grim subject of Family Annihilators. What compels people to commit such heinous acts? What do these crimes have in common, and how are they different? K-Ray breaks down a few notable case studies to figure it out.

E44 - Family Annihilators

Knockers, boulders, bazookas, chesticles, jugs, cantaloupes, whatever your preferred term of endearment may be we find boobs interesting both visually and intellectually. This week we’re bringing you our Double D game in the form of titstory to tittyconomics.

E43 - Let's Talk About Tits Baby

America is in an unhealthy relationship with a sweet, sweet poison. K-Ray asks: how much sugar is too much? How much are we actually eating? And what does this have to do with santorum? You’ll wish you never knew, in this week’s Southern Hells!

E42 - Pour Less Sugar on Me

In the wake of Nike’s controversial Colin Kaepernick campaign, a wave of “Patriotsploitation” is sweeping the nation. Rachel and Kelli discuss the taboo of military criticism in today’s America, and how hiding behind the troops ain’t nothin’ but a big ol’ discourse killer.

E41 - Patriotic Correctness

What two consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom is the topic of this week's episode! Is the BDSM community as damaged as you think they are? How do we prevent college freshman from leaving their parent's nest without understanding what consent means in the sexual realm? Where do I buy a gimp suit, and how do I prevent chafing? Prepare for an ear spankin' hellions! 

E40 - BDSM & Consent

Well Hellions, we're going to need a moment of silence here at Southern Hells for the death of sanity after covering American Healthcare. Rest in peace, you beautiful bastard.

E39 - Chickens for Algernon

Money talks and bullshit walks. This week K-Ray takes on millennial finance - spending, saving, debt, and the death of the loyal employee. Featuring the heroic return of the Bullshit Button!

E38 - Millennial Money

K-Ray loves makers! From people baking hideous bread in their kitchen to Kelli's cool ass latex goods, all the way down to Rachel's ugly ass quilts. What common threads unite these projects? When did this begin? Where are we going? How did we get here?! Some of these questions might get answered on this week's Southern Hells! 

E37 - Vive La Makers!

Jobs, jobs, jobs! Profits are high, people are employed, and America is breaking production records again. It's a good time to be a blue collar worker... or is it? Rachel and Kelli discuss the nuts and bolts (get it?) of America's manufacturing boom.

E36 - Here Comes the (Manufacturing) Boom!

Abuse doesn't always look like it's portrayed on television. Some types of abuse and abusers are much more difficult to spot, especially through the fog known as "trauma bonding". Rachel and Kelli discuss some lesser known types of abuse, warning signs, the brain chemistry of an abuse victim, and why you should never ask, "why do they stay?"

E35 - Abuse Comes in Many Flavors (And They All Suck)

This week Kelli and Rachel cover abortion rights in the US. What are the misconceptions? Who is having them? Why are faith-based "Crisis Pregnancy Centers" funded with my secular dollars?! Why are we STILL arguing about this!? You gotta fight, for your right, to make choooooooices.

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