Luke’s ability to podcast has been hobbled after a piece of his audio equipment went missing at TSA yesterday. And Andrew’s neighbors have an honest-to-gosh Garbage Mystery on their hands!

#3912 Strop Draggin’ My Heart Around

Luke swings by Andrew’s studio to play the old “is it candy or is it gum?” game. They also discuss Luke’s ill-advised karaoke choices last night and Andrew’s plans to attend something called a “Diamond Derby”?

#3911 Casual Rabbitism

Luke spent the day wearing a Spanx shirt, and he thinks it’s affecting his podcasting performance. He joins Andrew in Seattle to talk about huge hotel chains ditching housekeeping services and trying to sell it as a bonus for their guests. 

#3910 Terrible, Spanx For Asking

Luke and Andrew use today’s show to reinvent the podcasting format as only they and/or the British Bulldogs know how. They also check-in on the ol’ TBTL voicemail line, where Tens of listeners have shared stories of near nudity, fake voices and corned beef hash. 

#3909 Near Nudity And Derring-Do

Luke encountered a smell yesterday that he likens to “the sulfurs of hell”, and now he needs some advice.

#3908 Whyest Art Thou So Serious?

Luke has a Pants Update™, and he found some really cool archived audio he wants to share. 

#3907 WalshGPT

Luke overheard the most charming conversation over an Italian dinner last night. He and Andrew also get personal and compare their tax portals. And listeners inspired by Monday's coffin-talk share their own stories of cremation and burial-gone-wrong. 

#3906 If You See A Toilet, Say A Toilet

Luke finds himself in a literal nightmare scenario when he gets locked out of his hotel room wearing next to nothing.

#3905 AM I A CALMING PRESENCE?!

Luke is still in Southern California, where he is passing on an opportunity to broadcast from inside a casket. And Andrew is upsetting Alicia Keys fans with Instagram polls about Katy Perry. 

#3904 Coffin It Up

Luke is stuck in the place next to The Happiest Place On Earth, and he doesn’t know if he’ll ever be able to leave.

#3903 It Id What It Id

Luke joins the show from Anaheim, in a hotel filled with stressed-out parents trying to make their children’s Disneyland dreams come true. He and Andrew also have updates on missing dogs, notes left on cars, tattoos on lips, and the shirt Luke was trying to return to an online retailer. 

#3902 SGU: Special Goofy Unit

A lawsuit over “boneless chicken wings” leads Andrew to take an unusually strong stance in defense of city council meetings.

#3901 A Mockery Of Democracy!

Luke finally had the chance to meet The Most Interesting Neighbor In The World. He also stumbled on some characters from TikTok whom he’s now obsessed with…and you will be, too!

#3900 Mad Cowboy Disease

A controversial Wordle answer over the weekend leads to a surprisingly in-depth conversation about the ‘80s sitcom Family Ties. Plus, the Academy really did the Oscars right last night.

#3899 Miss Me With Some Abba-Zaba!

A scared dog is loose in Andrew’s neighborhood, and he and Luke want to help get her back to her family. Plus, Americans are shocked - SHOCKED - by something the Bidens did at dinner last week.

#3898 Eyes On Tiffany

Andrew finally comes clean about a shameful secret he’s been carrying around for weeks. He and Luke also compare and contrast their college bathroom experiences.

#3897 Heinie Sight Is 20/20

Luke and Andrew are fascinated to realize that Luke’s recent experience with a customer service representative might have actually been a conversation with an A.I. chatbot. [unicorn mind explosion emoji!] Plus, Luke is not happy about an accusation regarding his choice of hotel during a work trip.

#3896 Metal Sharpens Metal, Dirt Cleans Dirt

The New York Times says many people don’t want to date men with podcasts. Luke and Andrew have a podcast. Plus, a new Girl Scout cookie is selling at ludicrous prices on the secondary market.

#3895 Cool Friend Luke

Luke and Andrew finally discuss the Top Stories that they promised last week, from “whisky fungus” in Tennessee to temporary tattoos that aren’t so temporary. Plus, how do you celebrate a cat’s birthday?

#3894 Uncle Pappy’s Whiskey Crackle

Luke’s attempts to dress up like a shepherd hit a snag. He also has some regrets about the note that he left on the windshield of a Ford something-or-other earlier this week. 

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