A geeky smartypants in a movie star's body and a cosplaying fan who longs to teach him how to be his true self have a lively, insightful discussion about this extremely fun romance novel by Olivia Dade. Music credits: "In a Dubstep," by FAS Sounds “T... Details

With some gentle guidance from their liege, a mopey, emo landowner and the back-talking firebrand who's captured him have a rousing discussion about this gloriously gritty romance novel by Elizabeth Kingston. Music credits: "Epic Romance," by Music D... Details

A cagey old veteran who's well past his prime still has plenty to teach an impulsive young buck over the course of this episode where they discuss this fast and furious romance novel by Tamsen Parker. Music credits: "What Corporate People Sound Like,... Details

A brilliant young socialite gives advice to her fallen friend about how best to engage with a brutish lord of their acquaintance, then the three of them spend the rest of the podcast discussing this delightful romance by Sarah MacLean about a leaked ... Details

In this very special bonus episode, the boys chat with The Baby-sitters Club showrunner Rachel Shukert about all things Season 2, how she took inspiration from the movie Face Off, and what, specifically, needs to happen for them to get proper roles i... Details

A starry-eyed iconoclast becomes captivated by a jaded but beautiful sophisticate and they spend an unforgettable hour discussing this classic romance by Patricia Highsmith. Music credits: "Elevator Music," by Korolkov "Reach for Success," by Purple ... Details

A self-loathing bro and a brooding arty type struggle past the long and convoluted history they have with one another and cobble together a discussion of this steamy romance novel by Alisha Rai. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey “Chopst... Details

A world-weary fugitive and a dangerous space cadet push past their suspicions of one another and discuss this exhilarating sci-fi romance novel by Ann Aguirre. Music credits: "Epic Majestic Sci-Fi," by Luca Francini “Typewriter Blues,” by Allen Grey ... Details

A cantankerous old misanthrope and a charming but penniless social climber lean into their strange attraction for one another and discuss an excellent romance novel by Cat Sebastian. Music credits: "Classic Waltz," by _Blacksmith_ "In a Dubstep," by ... Details

A brilliant academic and a brash, overconfident lordling get off on the wrong foot but eventually manage to cobble together a discussion of this delightful romance novel by Alyssa Cole. Music credits: "Epic Romance," by Music Dog "Running With the Ho... Details

An ill-tempered ne'er-do-well  and a beautiful social outcast look past their distrust of one another and get together to discuss this saucy romance novel by Sarah MacLean. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey "Epic Romance," by Music Dog ... Details

A buttoned-up, logical control freak and an impulsive Creative Professional put aside their differences and get together to discuss this fiery romance novel by Mia Sosa. Music credits: “Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox "In a Dubstep," by FAS Soun... Details

A handsome British princeling and a dashing American dreamboat put aside their differences and get together to discuss this delightful romance novel by Casey McQuiston. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey “Dark Lullaby,” by J Blanks "In a... Details

Starting this Monday, the boys are going to be discussing a new romance novel every single week, beginning with "Red, White, and Royal Blue," by Casey McQuiston. Join us on a wild, wicked, and surprisingly sexy ride as we explore this brand-new world... Details

Bad news, Steve Wakefield: Your girlfriend Tricia has heard the sweet song of the cows; the clarion clucks of the chickens; the beckoning cries of the piggies. That's right, it's the farm life for Tricia this week, but that's not all! Jessica's haras... Details

Hide your precious jewels, your boyfriends, and your favorite teachers because the wicked Suzanne Devlin is in town and she's going to burn them all to the ground! To make matters worse, Jessica's in New York where the bad people are, so Liz is going... Details

This week, Jessica is mean to a cheerleader, Elizabeth is nice to a cheerleader but not particularly helpful, and a gruesome, tentacled, otherworldly entity tries to engulf the town as a first step towards world domination. Meanwhile, the boys get ut... Details

The fabulous Mr. Kiss and his awkward sidekick are here to talk about what everybody in Sweet Valley is doing with their mouths these days, and the boys take a frankly dangerous look at whatever it is that Ned Wakefield is reading at the moment. This... Details

We've all been doing kissing all wrong and this week's book is going to set us straight on the optimal technique, but first we have to do a power ranking of the "Cars" movies and figure out what, specifically, we're going to haunt in the afterlife, a... Details

The Twin Singularity has produced a Uni-twin and Elizabeth has taken on Jessica's personality and vice versa and this is definitely "Fight Club," isn't it? Meanwhile, Bruce Pac-Man is getting punched a whole lot, Bill Chase is getting extremely poeti... Details