Jackie is once again alone and miserable in her last weeks of pregnancy alienating the masses by talking about body dysmorphia, objectifying her unborn baby and recapping Succession and Vanderpump Rules all whilst trying not to murder her pear shaped husband.

Caravan to Nowhere

Jackie deep dives Bethenny Frankel's social media decisions, romanticizes throwing phones at people and gives some unpopular pregnancy updates.

GO TO SLEEP!

Jackie psychoanalyzes the Vanderpump Rules finale, Taylor Swift and Matt Healy's relationship and pays homage to rough parenting skills.

Nuclear Tom.

Jackie is back from a home reno 5150 and ready to get cancelled! She recounts Grandma Gloria almost being abducted, her new problematic event planning business and why Mindy Kaling should stop hiking ASAP.

SILVER ALERT.

Jackie is dealing with pregnancy body shaming after a verbally abusive "masseuse" objectifies her. She also deals with her on again off again stalker, runs into CHERYL, gives a fun diabetic update and covers Met Gala fashion!

"Oh Scary!"

Jackie survived therapy camp and proves to show little to no growth. She breaks down the psychology behind the Sofia Richie wedding hype, makes a strong case for child labor and how to convince your significant other that you don't gp number two.  

Rising Phoenix

Jackie is away at therapy camp and decides to go out with a bang. She discovers ground beef under her breasts, has a pedicure emergency with Grandma Gloria and reflects on a problematic science project.

Sirloin, Farewell.

Jackie is getting ready for her therapy retreat and for one final purge decides to cancel the Dalai Lama, make a case for consensual beastiality and why we should rebrand slut shaming! She hath risen!

Dalai Trauma

Jackie has a setback in her blissful pregnancy and considers leaving her marriage to be a single mother feasting on innocent souls and artichoke hearts.   For 10% off your first three months visit ritual.com/BIBLE. For 10% off your next purchase of Caraway Cookware go to carawayhome.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout! $20 your fertility test at modernfertility.com/BIBLE!

Artichokehold

Jackie warns listeners of the aesthetic hazards of watching "Daisy Jones and The Six", makes a strong case for Eucalypts girlies and explains why her and Andrew almost got divorced over his latest failed home repair.  

Eucalyptits

Jackie answers some listener questions, talks about her vagina falling out of her leotard at her sister's wedding and how to instill boundaries in this digital age of instant gratification!

Beef Curtain Boundaries

Jackie survives a mold infestation and is in her new studio in her old crusty robe strategizing Raquelle Leviss' publicity crisis, deals with yet another nail salon trauma and rehabilitates after her sister's wedding weekend!

Good as Mold!

Jackie unpacks the Vanderpump Rules drama, Selena Gomez vs Hailey Bieber (kill me) and shares a low cal shirley temple recipe because she is nothing if not multidimensional.   ** For 20% off your first order at SAKARA go to sakara.com/bible. Get $20 off a Modern Fertility test at modernfertility.com/bible. Get 10% of non-toxic cookware by Caraway and visit carawayhome.com/bible **

IT"S ABOUT TOM.

Jackie enters dicey pregnancy territory after ingesting a papaya salad, doubles down on her anti- Apple Watch stance and breaks down "Lucky Girl Syndrome" with some actual authority. **Cancel unwanted ubscriptions and start saving money today by going to ROCKETMONEY.COM/BIBLE. And for 20% off your first month of Seed's DS-01 Daily Synbiotic go to SEED.COM/BIBLE and use code BIBLE.

Papaya Poltergeist

Jackie is joined by her best friend and life partner Max Bronner to discuss raising children, why wearing an Apple watch to a wedding is a death sentence and a myriad of other deeply unflattering and offensive context. This episode is dedicated to Mindy Benet Bronner. ** For 50% off your first box of FARMERS DOG food go to  THEFARMERSDOG.COM/BIBLE

This One's For Mindy.

Jackie spreads more toxic negativity with public hatred for "Hollywood Glam" home decor, loser baby clothes, Valentines day theatrics, her latest Bling Ring baby heist and superbowl recap!   20% OFF FIRST ORDER OF SAKARA AT SAKARA.COM/BIBLE OR ENTER CODE BIBLE AT CHECKOUT.   50% OFF YOUR FIRST BOX  OF FARMERS DOG FOOD AT THEFARMERSDOG.COM/BIBLE   20% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF SEED'S DS-01 DAILY SYNBIOTIC AT SEED.COM/BIBLE AND USE CODE BIBLE.   Produced by Dear Media

HOLLYWOOD GLAHM!

Jackie reveals the gender of her demon seed, champions Child Labor Laws, recaps the Grammy Awards and advises Pamela Anderson on her eyebrows.  

The Hills Have Spies

Jackie almost has a euphoric encounter with a Mormon but unstead gets sold solar panels after witnessing a geriatric woman being dragged by a great dane. She also discusses "Vanilla Girl" aesthetic trends and the altercation between Caroline Manzo and Brandi Glanville.   Produced By Dear Media

Once Upon A Mormon...

Jackie delivers a moving poem to Lenny Hochstein, explains how she ended up at a real housewives shabbat dinner and ruins any chance of being invited to Tulum with Selena Gomez. Produced By Dear Media

Soup for The Soul

Jackie has been keeping a secret and is with child. She blames "hormones" while she alienates most of her audience by eviscerating women on the internet, organizing a march to exterminate birdlife and recaps some general pop culture happenings.   Produced By Dear Media

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