Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a Spice Girl (Losing My Religion). What Happened In Vegas Came Home With Brian. Left us to flounder while you did shit. Pennywise tangled your Ethernet, now ESCAPE!! 6 Oreo Cookies for $100. That's Some Barry Bullshit. Even Pancakes Need To Pay Rent. Darts have finally caught up to bowling. Low-Poly Rabbit Mask. Stupid A Word Conversations with Tom. Zen Deficient Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption

I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hello! I'm Joe Social! Splitting the Juniper. Singularity to Sitcom: the Big Bang Story. Making Fun At You. Oh, it gets worse. Right Back Into The Carafe. Famous Jeff. It's All Generic With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out

Italian Crustacean Infestation. Teaching the Baby Some Shit. I don't like ZomBeeeeeeees! 1000 condoms, Weekend at Clare's. Align The Steins. Four-Eyed Gut Ripper. Bad case of Italian Crabs. Hands off my poopinephrin. Mako Mako Mako! English is WEIRD! Animals that Don't Fart with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2524: Zit of Opulence

Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE in my McNuggets. Fritos: Not Freedom Toes. MGM Not So Grand. Earthy Moldy Corky. Who has silent Ys? Never knew you needed to pass advanced chemistry to PICK A BLEEPING WINE! Weirdos Always Existed but now they have Platforms. No MGM reservations, No MGM gambling and no MGM Lt. Yar! Domesticated Trash Panda. sauerkraut sweaty yogurt. Bring Back Wasabiiiiiiiii. Goatless with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2523: The Glove Department

Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt my umber. SHOW ME FLESH! The Ceruleans Are Attacking! Products, Products....Products. Every 5th Grader is a Tennis Expert. If Crayola is Racist that's not my fault. I don't like frozen veggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Carbonated Pepsi Clear Meat. Martin Short, Old, and Crispy. TMS - Totally Mentioning Sports. Justifiable F-Bombs with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2522: Dirt Pink

Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch your dogs from snort to silent. Recycling is real. PROVE IT YOU CAN'T! Premium Economy Dog Farts. Happy Obsolete iPhone Day! It's My Flatulence Support Dog. Don't tip a Frenchman. Tina hates things that are good. You Will Moo & Move. Stovetop's Mom Lifts. This is My Process with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty

Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nuggets. What Ruins The Theater Experience? Other People! It Watches the Chubby Kitten fall over or it gets the hose again. Hammering shit while getting shit hammered. Professor Shithead. Righty Fighty...Lefty Snappy. Nichole Kidman is 3/4 machine now. The Yachtest of Rock. The Space we do in the Shadows. Major Spoilers with Mr. Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2520: Gopherfest

Some people's mufky fufky is a sloppy joe. Beef Loaf. Jewish Wolverine is Shnict. Supernatural Pudding. Barbie Oppenheimer Checks In! I can't say that definition of sloppy joe. Is Meatloaf Sandwich in Urban Dictionary cos I like really wanted to know. Roulette is horrible. Eat More Spagaragus! Poop On A Plane! Turning up my headphones to drown out the stink. Paw Patrol Porn Packaging. This window hurts in perpetuity. *chikachikachika* I'M A WRITER! Lite Bright therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2519: Mary Steamversion

The Morning Sausage. You get NO Sexy Nurse, NO Sexy Batman, and NO Sexy Lieutenant Yar!!! We stuff it - You eat it. All pig, no blanket. You've Got a Black Car, I'm Gonna Uber To Anywhere. Going Full Mitch McConnell. An Uncle Ben Moment, Spider-Man Not the Rice. Toss me the whip Mom! Boosoom Buddies. Wood is Sticks. The Pick Up Yer Poop Cough. Dirks Bentley is my Gnarls Barkley Honkey-Tonk Cover Band. A Whole Lotta Honks. Why can't it be a dog that shits? The First Breath is the Deepest with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2518: Spirit of Halloween

Wasps are bastards! My baloney has a first name, it's L.E.B.A. NON. Neither Tea nor Tree. Raining Man. So Many YouTube Pies. Sometimes it's worth farting. Extra rough roughing it. Evil Fake Koalas. Your Confirmation Is Biased. It's Good When Vegas Gets A Rinse. Bee Adjacent. That Furniture Smell. Drop Bears: The Aussie Chupacabra. 10-Hour Yodel Loop. Kirby Your Enthusiasm with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2517: Caffeinated Concrete

Feeling moist today. Bagelman, Schwartz, and Lieberman. Tweezer Nuts seeking Power. Use Your Unit For Good. Mansplaining porches. The Tina Ten Percent. Were NOT talking about the. Fatty Pockets Scandal! I like small Whoppers and I cannot lie. Murder Hornet. Were too busy making netcasts you love from people you trust. Durans: Always two there are, no more, no less. Hardcore Porch Piracy. He is 6 foot huge. Just Rub a Pepper In It. Getting in the noticing and the whatnot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2516: Big Deck Energy

Dyin' Brunaway. Bang Ass Bezel Doodles! Putting Seaman on your Memory Card. I'm still mad at him. I'm my own Grandpa. It belongs in a tech museum, Dad. Short Story Long with Joey Image. Blue Eggs and Ham. Special Effects Quiet Quitting. Don't drink the Barbasol or Barbicide! Too many things I still like is a problem. Smash it in a rage room. 1000 dongles. Coverville Lives The Crazy Taxi, No Need To Play. Harvey Gwellen, Frances Pugh, Tad Lesso, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2515: Tad Lesso

Evacuate... and then evacuate! The Pissers are Available! Prarie Dog Crowning. Parking Hacks with Brian. Seinfeld Siblings in a Bucket. Crikey! You've got BRAIN WORMS! Sister MacGuffin. What we do in the dungeons. There will be shadows. Juno Mandela. Doc Ock: Master of Muppets. I am Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley. Oh sorry. I'm a DJ. Crazy Zelda Fitzgerald. Full Dragoncon mode with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2514: SWARMBALL!!

You'll have no Brian....wait....no Bobby, and no Lt. Yar. Wall Of Donuts. My People Call Them Suck Balls. Spay or Neuter your Crypto Bros. Leanne Rhymes With What? Yogi and Boo Boo strike in Asheville. The Nintendo Crescendo. Schroedinger's Obituary. Can't Fix The Peeeeeeeeee. Spilly McSpill Cup Mcgee. We pick up the poops, what more do you want? The Quicker-taker-outer. Dunaway Brought The Retro-Everything. Life happens $6k at a time. Star Wars ass Star Wars with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2513: Ear Regardless

No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of the month again. Bobby's a Scab, Scott does an Ad. Mega Hard Drive of Bumpers. Our Lord And Saviour Danny Devito on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick

Smelling the cantaloupe's butt parts. Scott looks at their melons. Zack Stapanackins. Star Trek: Upper Decker. I watched a child peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I felt bad for the kid, that's why I'm telling EVERYBODY. Coming up on Unhhh. What's Pre-K Called? Bowling Theory 101. Always get melon consent. Pinching A Good Thick Stack. Little Eric What's-His-Name. Me and a Dude Named Kevin Smoot. The Creative Nomads of Podcasting. Basically Heroin with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2511: Lacrosse-Over

This kid we made up is a bastard. The Galavant trap. Don't need a Full Ass Whopper. Hot Tub Pee Machine. 100% More Brian. All we need is a river of blood. Pro-Nature, Anti-Nurture. California Is Just A Disaster Movie. So Rare No One Has it. Killed By A Goomba. The Not-So-Magic Mountain. Muster of Clushrooms. Immaculate Snake Eggs. The Bomb & The Whatnot. There's something in the water with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2510: General Grievous Hug

I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world. Love the Sho Jo. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Things So Unrelated? Pak-n-Slay. I don't remember story Ceeeeeeeeeee. Dead or Pregnant or Both. I love Shirley...AAAHhhhh! Fixing forgotten birthdays. My Spinach Had a Frog. Spinach Isn't Supposed to Have Frogs. Eat some kimchi and happy late birthday. This Therapy Thursday with Wendi Was Filmed in Front of Scott's Internal Live Studio Audience and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2509: Grippage

Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! Click. I need to Gummy and Think. Ernie Kovacs and his Freakin' Monkeys. Randy Quad's World is Stupid. Why don't you just give them the answer!?!?! The Cadence of Nonsense. Tom Cruise/Hanks. Experimenting with Tom Merritt. Pretending Randy had a Charlie with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze

Naked Quest 2: Front Junk! Questing in the Nuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeeeeeeeeee! Senior Geezer. Waiting For Gal Gadot. Sorry we tore your home down... here's the bill. Dammit Bigglesworth! The Softwater wedding was unbearable. Fleetwood Mac n Cheese. Geek Sexpo. I've never seen a buried septic system. My shields are up, your attacks are wasted. Elf with Fur and Sex. Gay Bears In Idaho. We have 38 minutes left until the end of the world, pick a Seinfeld episode already!!! Fair, unbiased, blah, blah, blah with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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