Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back for the final foray into Scottish football this season. 

Dundee are promoted to the Premiership after relegating Kilmarnock in the play-off, with some garbage football on display. What next for Killie, with an entire squad possibly leaving this summer?

Happier times for St Johnstone after they complete their cup double. The greatest achievement in Scottish football history?

There’s a multitude of managers on the move – we’re worried about Micky Mellon’s horse. And Barry Ferguson leaves Kelty Hearts after earning them their first ever promotion to the SPFL.

And Andrew, JJ and Laura pick their Premiership teams of the season. One representative allowed from all 12 clubs. What could possibly go wrong?


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: People on the move and the Scotland squad (01m 00s)
• PART 2: Dundee promoted, Kilmarnock relegated (07m 00s)
• PART 3: St Johnstone do the cup double, with Ed Hodge (20m 00s)
• PART 4: Kelty up, Brechin down with Euan Booth Robertson (34m 00s)
• PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (41m 00s)
• PART 6: Our Premiership teams of the season (42m 00s)
  
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All-round captain

All aboard with Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan as the regular season in the Premiership draws to a close.

Rangers go the whole season unbeaten, although some of the celebrations have been the cause of controversy. We pay tribute to Rangers’ iron man Connor Goldson.

Hamilton didn’t finish 10th – they are relegated after 7 years in the top flight. But the Staggies stay up, consigning Kilmarnock to a play-off with Dundee.

Hibs defender Paul Hanlon joins us on the pod as he prepares for his 4th Scottish Cup final at the club.

Steve Clarke names his Euro 2020 Scotland squad this week. Is it time for Turnbull? Or hipster’s choice Ryan Gauld? Or the forgotten Forrest?

Plus Fantasy Football drama and is Allan Campbell off to England?


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Rangers are invincible (03m 00s)
• PART 2: Ross County stay up, Hamilton go down (16m 00s)
• PART 3a: Paul Hanlon joins us to preview the Scottish Cup final (27m 00s)
• PART 3b: St Johnstone confirm 5th place (41m 00s)
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (50m 00s)
• PART 5a: Scotland’s Euro 2020 squad (51m 00s)
• PART 5b: The end of the Fantasy Football season (59m 00s)

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Hype train

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan react to Scottish Cup semi-final weekend on the Totally Scottish Football Show.

It will be Hibs versus St Johnstone in the Scottish Cup final. If Hibs have better players, are St Johnstone better coached and do they have all the momentum right now? And will the final be at Pittodrie?

It’s been a great week at Easter Road with Josh Doig awarded Young Player of the Year in Scotland. JJ gives us the breakdown on yet another promising Scottish left-back.

Raith Rovers midfielder Ross Matthews joins us ahead of their Championship play-off with Dundee as they aim for back-to-back promotions.

Plus eating cereal out of trophies, space cadets and Mahrez’s magic train.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Gallagher joins Aberdeen (01m 00s)
• PART 2: St Johnstone 2-1 St Mirren (06m 30s)
• PART 3: Hibs 2-0 Dundee Utd (20m 30s)
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (34m 30s)
• PART 5: Raith Rovers’ Ross Matthews on the Championship play-off (36m 00s)
• PART 6: Midweek Premiership preview (43m 00s)
  
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Footballingly

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back, just as the Premiership is getting really good.

It’s never over with Hamilton. The Accies and the Staggies both win as the bottom 3 are now separated by just 3 points.

Rangers are 2 games away from an unbeaten league season as they hammer Celtic 4-1. What happened to Celtic this season and how big is the rebuild?

We sing the praises of Devante Cole, one of the star performers of 2021. And St Johnstone manager Callum Davidson can afford to play the second string and still win. 

Plus which Premiership striker looks like the lead singer of Future Islands? And could Motherwell producer Laura Brannan get shown a yellow card on a matchday?

RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Gilmour, Dobbie and the death of football (01m 30s)
• PART 2: Rangers 4-1 Celtic (09m 30s)
• PART 3a: St Mirren 1-2 Hamilton (20m 00s)
• PART 3b: Dundee United 0-2 Ross County (25m 30s)
• PART 3c: Motherwell 2-0 Kilmarnock (31m 30s)
• PART 4a: Livingston 1-2 Aberdeen (39m 30s)
• PART 4b: Hibs 0-1 St Johnstone (44m 00s)
• PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (48m 30s)
• PART 6: Partick Thistle’s promotion with Matt Greer (50m 00s)
  
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It’s not promo material

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back to review one of the best weekends Scottish football has produced this season.

The Scottish Cup quarter-finals provided three penalty shootouts and a shock at Ibrox. Zander Clark writes his name into pub quiz questions forever, as part of the greatest St Johnstone team ever?

Dundee United manager Micky Mellon joins us to discuss their 3-0 hammering of Aberdeen, which we’re calling the best Dundee United performance in years.

St Mirren make it through to the last 4 after a six-goal thriller at Kilmarnock with some questionable goalkeeping and officiating.

And Euan Booth Robertson tells us about Brechin’s big idea, which would spare them relegation from League Two.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Good news for JJ and Laura (01m 00s)
• PART 2: St Johnstone knock out Rangers (05m 00s) 
• PART 3a: Micky Mellon on Dundee United’s win at Aberdeen (18m 00s)
• PART 3b: Hibs knock out Motherwell on penalties (33m 30s)
• PART 3c: St Mirren knock out Killie on penalties (39m 30s)
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (45m 30s)
• PART 5: Euan Booth Robertson on Brechin and the pyramid play-off (47m 00s)
  
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Controlled on a D-Pad

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan discuss the real European elite, namely the last 16 of the Scottish Cup.

Rangers prove that on their day, they’re better than Celtic, inspired by one of the players of the season in Steven Davis.

Stephen Glass’s first game in charge of Aberdeen sees a change of style, centre-backs beyond the halfway line and a victory on penalties.

Will Aberdeen soon be playing Cove Rangers in the nice derby? We check in on Cove as they aim for a 3rd straight promotion.

Plus PPV, the Scumbag League and finding a new Jack.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Super League, PPV and Scottish injuries (01m 00s)
• PART 2: Rangers 2-0 Celtic (11m 30s) 
• PART 3a: A winning start for Glass (24m 00s)
• PART 3b: Motherwell through on penalties (31m 30s)
• PART 3c: Stranraer 0-4 Hibs (35m 00s)
• PART 3d: The rest of the Scottish Cup weekend (37m 00s)
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (43m 00s)
• PART 5a: Cove Rangers’ promotion hopes with Jamie Durent (45m 00s)
• PART 5b: Midweek Premiership highlights (55m 30s)
  
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The wee girl in The Ring

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan talk the first matchday post-split, as the relegation battle heats up.

Hearts are promoted from the Championship to the Premiership. But could Hamilton be going the other way? We take a deep dive into what’s gone wrong this season in South Lanarkshire.

Meanwhile Rangers chase down an unbeaten league season and the best defensive record in British football history.

Motherwell take a huge step towards safety, as Laura tells us about the trials and tribulations of a club worrying about relegation. 

Plus the Stephen Glass robot. And Andrew’s 5-a-side stormer.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Scotland fans at the Euros (01m 00s)
• PART 2a: Hamilton 0-1 Dundee United with Ben Paterson from Only Accies (05m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Kilmarnock 2-2 Ross County (17m 40s)
• PART 3a: Celtic 6-0 Livingston (23m 00s)
• PART 3b: Rangers 2-1 Hibs (29m 30s)
• PART 3c: Motherwell 1-0 St Mirren (33m 30s)
• PART 3d: St Johnstone 0-1 Aberdeen (38m 30s)
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (42m 00s)
• PART 5: Hearts promoted with Amoruso Lets It Run (43m 30s)

  
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Suit on a bin

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan take in a jam-packed Scottish Cup weekend full of goals and green screen glitches.

Celtic look set to appoint Eddie Howe as their new manager. The Athletic’s Peter Rutzler tells us about Howe’s last year at Bournemouth and whether he has the character to flourish in the Glasgow goldfish bowl.

Aberdeen appoint former model and England striker coach Allan Russell. Will he have any strikers to coach in the summer at Pittodrie?

Hamilton boss Brian Rice boils over regarding refereeing decisions. Plus we show some love to Defoe, Lafferty and Ryan Seacrest.

RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Scotland beat the Faroes (01m 30s)
• PART 2: Eddie Howe to Celtic? (07m 30s) 
• PART 3a: Rangers 4-0 Cove Rangers (24m 00s)
• PART 3b: QOTS 1-3 Hibs (28m 30s)
• PART 3c: Dumbarton 0-1 Aberdeen (29m 30s)
• PART 3d: Formartine 0-5 Motherwell (32m 30s)
• PART 3e: Hamilton 0-3 St Mirren (37m 00s)
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (42m 30s)
• PART 5a: The rest of the Scottish Cup weekend (44m 00s)
• PART 5b: Your questions (53m 00s)
  
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Heedless buddy

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan react to an international week that’s left Scotland fans feeling deflated.

Steve Clarke’s side battle back from behind to salvage draws against Austria and Israel but will it be enough in the long run? Are Scotland as good as some fans think they are? 

On the plus side, Scott McTominay fully arrives in a Scotland shirt and John McGinn steps out of the salon to score a sensational overhead kick.

It’s been a big week at Pittodrie. The Athletic’s Atlanta United reporter Felipe Cardenas tells us what to expect from new manager Stephen Glass. And has Scott Brown moving to Aberdeen really happened?

Plus Brora boss Steven Mackay on how the non-leaguers made Hearts fans more miserable.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Scotland draw with Israel and Austria (03m 30s)
• PART 2a: Aberdeen appoint Glass with The Athletic’s Felipe Cardenas (25m 00s) 
• PART 2b: And Aberdeen sign Scott Brown (33m 00s)
• PART 3a: The odds with Paddy Power (40m 00s)
• PART 3b: Brora boss Steven Mackay on their victory over Hearts (41m 30s)
• PART 3c: Hearts horror show (49m 30s)
  
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Older than sliced bread

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan convene after the Premiership splits in half.

Celtic and Rangers share the spoils in a lacklustre derby. But all the focus is on Glen Kamara after he is allegedly subjected to racist abuse against Sparta Prague in the Europa League.

St Johnstone pip St Mirren to a top 6 finish in the final minutes of Saturday’s action, as we salute Callum Davidson’s fantastic first season in management.

Kilmarnock win for the first time in 10 matches, inspired by Kyle Lafferty and Tommy Wright’s fashionable glasses. Meanwhile is Micky Mellon overdue some love for keeping Dundee United up?

Steve Clarke’s Scotland squad causes some debate with Scotland having acquired a new striker in Che Adams. 

Plus Killcam, Subbuteo keepers and knights in shining armour.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Dumbarton and Forfar go viral (01m 00s)
• PART 2: Celtic 1-1 Rangers + standing with Glen Kamara (03m 30s) 
• PART 3: St Johnstone pip St Mirren to 6th place (16m 30s)
• PART 4a: Kilmarnock 4-1 Motherwell (26m 00s)
• PART 4b: Livingston 1-1 Hibs (33m 00s)
• PART 4c: Dundee Utd 1-0 Aberdeen (36m 00s)
• PART 5: Fantasy Football Scotland & the odds with Paddy Power (41m 00s)
• PART 6: Analysing the Scotland squad (45m 00s)

  
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The Sexy League

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan can see the Premiership split, and the return of lower league football, in sight.

Hibs tighten their grip on 3rd place and European football next season. Will that make up for some humiliating semi-final defeats this season?

Livingston confirm a top 6 finish against Hamilton, thanks to – and also in spite of – their jet.

Graham Christieson gives us the Montrose perspective of the return of League One and Two, with clubs set to kick off on Saturday but still not certain of how many games they have to play.

And its Celtic v Rangers this weekend which sparks some almighty debates about gathering and guards of honour.


RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Setting up a football association (01m 30s)
• PART 2: Ross County 1-2 Hibs with Stuart Wilson (08m 30s) 
• PART 3: Livingston 2-1 Hamilton (20m 00s)
• PART 4: The return of League One – the Montrose perspective (28m 30s)
• PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (39m 30s)
• PART 6: Celtic v Rangers, Scotland v Austria and that McGregor save (40m 30s)
  
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Mild peril

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan size up a seismic weekend in Scottish football.

Aberdeen rocket their way up the agenda on the podcast with Derek McInnes leaving after 8 years in charge. We examine Derek’s dynasty, bringing a more professional edge, changing the way the city felt about the club but producing a team that progressively ran out of goals.

Who next at Pittodrie? Robinson? Fletcher? Cowley?

Rangers make the inevitable official and secure the Premiership title. Fin Marks tells us how Stevie G’s masterplan came to fruition.

At the other end of the table, are Killie about to slip out of the Premiership for the first time in almost 30 years? 

Plus Siegrist, Kelly and Livi’s tiny dinosaurs

RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: League 1 and 2 are back (02m 00s)
• PART 2: McInnes leaves Aberdeen (05m 00s) 
• PART 3: Rangers win the title, with Fin Marks (22m 00s)
• PART 4: Ross County 3-2 Kilmarnock (40m 00s)
• PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (47m 00s)
• PART 6a: Motherwell 3-1 Livingston (48m 00s)
• PART 6b: St Johnstone 1-0 Hibs (55m 00s)
  
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Terrible in terms of history

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan discuss the first cup final of this season and the search for Celtic’s new manager.

St Johnstone win their second piece of silverware in their history, breaking Livi hearts in the process. The gang praise the calm Callum Davidson and have their say on the Rooney for Scotland debate.

Speaking of debates, who will be replacing Neil Lennon in the summer following his departure last week? JJ makes the case for Paul Lambert as Celtic manager.

Motherwell put in their performance of the season by winning at Hibs and Graham Alexander wants to talk about that and nothing else. And Collin Quaner weasels his way into the headlines for St Mirren.

Plus we run through the latest in the Championship with Hearts dominant but disappointing. And Queen of the South are flying high but we don’t know why.


RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Rangers’ Europa League exploits (01m 00s)
• PART 2: St Johnstone 1-0 Livingston (03m 45s)
• PART 3a: Celtic’s manager search (19m 00s) 
• PART 3b: Hibs 0-2 Motherwell (33m 00s)
• PART 3c: Kilmarnock 1-1 Dundee Utd (41m 00s) 
• PART 3d: St Mirren 1-0 Ross County (45m 30s) 
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (51m 00s) 
• PART 5: Championship latest with Euan Booth Robertson (52m 30s) 

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The beatings will continue until morale improves

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan take in a weekend featuring another Celtic catastrophe and an actual Aberdeen goal.

Rangers are within touching distance of the title after Celtic slip up at Ross County on Sunday night.

There’s more misery for Motherwell as they suffer another humiliating home defeat and rack up record low xG. And although Aberdeen score and indeed win, have they completely lost control?

And we speak to both sides of the St Johnstone – Livingston divide, looking ahead to a League Cup final on Sunday that’s too close to call.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Aaron Hickey and Denis Law sent off (02m 00s)
• PART 2a: Ross County 1-0 Celtic (04m 30s)
• PART 2b: Rangers 4-1 Dundee Utd (11m 30s) 
• PART 3a: Aberdeen 1-0 Kilmarnock (18m 00s)
• PART 3b: Hibs 2-0 Hamilton (24m 00s) 
• PART 3c: Motherwell 0-3 St Johnstone (28m 00s) 
• PART 3d: St Mirren 1-1 Livingston (33m 30s) 
• PART 4: Fantasy Football Scotland and the odds with Paddy Power (36m 30s) 
• PART 5: League Cup final preview with Ed Hodge & Andrew Semple (40m 30s) 

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If I was Brian Easton

This week: Shirt swapping, Q&A stopping, and Motherwell's goal shipping.
World's collided in Scottish football as (Graham) Alexander met Hamilton, but it was the home side who threw away their shot. Celtic fought back against St Johnstone as Edouard was back with a brace - as was Dundee United's Lawrence Shankland. Meanwhile off the pitch Nicola Sturgeon tells Scottish Football to get "its house in order" after some alleged rule breaking.
Plus The Athletic's Jordan Campbell joins to talk Europe as Rangers head to Antwerp on Thursday
RUNNING ORDER
PART 1a - Ordered houses
PART 1b - Which manager is James Bond?

PART 2a - Motherwell 1-4 Hamilton (06.00)
PART 2b - Aberdeen 0-0 St Mirren (13.30)
PART 2c - St Johnstone 1-2 Celtic (19.40)

PART 3a - Rangers in Europa League action with Jordan Campbell (26.00)
PART 3b - Rangers 1-0 Kilmarnock (35.00)
PART 3c - Dundee United 3-0 Livingston (38.00)

PART 4a - Odds with Paddy Power (46.00)
PART 4b - Championship round up (48.00)
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Getting your house in order

On this week's show there's a new manager at Killie in the form of Tommy Wright. There's yet more manager unrest at Aberdeen as McInnes looks on the rocks. And Rangers have their worst performance of the season but STILL they don't lose. That plus who has elephant legs, who is taking part in a lad v lad battle, and who to captain in fantasy.

RUNNING ORDER
PART 1a - Rangers quiz!

PART 2a - Hamilton 1-1 Rangers reviews (04.00)
PART 2b - The Wright Stuff at Killie (10.00)
PART 2c - St Mirren 2-0 Kilmarnock (12.40)

PART 3a - Celtic 2-1 Motherwell (16.00)
PART 3b - Hibernian 2-0 Aberdeen (26.00)

PART 4a - Livingston 1-2 St Johnstone (38.00)
PART 4b - Ross County 0-2 Dundee United (43.00)

PART 5a- Odds with Paddy Power (46.00)
PART 5b - Midweek previews (47.00)
PART 5c - Fantasy Football Scotland (49.00)
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Three pairs of green tinted glasses

There’s a revolving door at Pittodrie on deadline day as Aberdeen lose Sam Cosgrove and more but get themselves a whole new forward line. Hibs striker Kevin Nisbet wanted to join Cosgrove at Birmingham. Was he wrong to hand in a transfer request?

Celtic’s suffering continues as they lose at home to St Mirren. Does Neil Lennon have anything left?

Plus is Jim Goodwin destined for bigger things? Like the spectacularly pretty David Martindale? And Bevis Mugabi out jumps Cristiano Ronaldo.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Transfer deadline day (01m 30s)
• PART 2a: Kilmarnock’s manager search with Barry Richmond (21m 00s)
• PART 2b: Celtic’s struggles continue (30m 00s) 
• PART 2c: Rangers v St Johnstone preview (36m 00s)
• PART 3a: Hamilton v Ross County preview (38m 30s) 
• PART 3b: Aberdeen v Livingston preview (42m 00s) 
• PART 3c: St Mirren v Hibs preview (46m 00s) 
• PART 3d: Motherwell v Dundee Utd preview with Laura Brannan (48m 00s) 
• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (55m 30s) 
• PART 5: When will lower league football come back? (56m 30s) 

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Disney eyelashes

Livingston’s victory over St Mirren at Hampden demonstrates a triumph of rehabilitation and a remarkable journey for Martindale and Livingston.

The other semi-final showcases what a frustrating side Hibs are to support. But St Johnstone are after their first silverware since the Scottish Cup in 2014. Ed Hodge, author of Our Day In May, compares this side to that one.

There’s more misery for Motherwell in the Premiership while Rangers turn on the style with one of the best performances of the season against Ross County.

Plus when Laura starred alongside Robert Duvall and Ally McCoist in A Shot At Glory.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Laura’s Shot At Glory (03m 00s)
• PART 2: Livingston 1-0 St Mirren with Andrew Semple from the Talk Livi podcast (06m 00s)
• PART 3: St Johnstone 3-0 Hibs with Ed Hodge (19m 00s) 
• PART 4a: Aberdeen 2-0 Motherwell (32m 00s)
• PART 4b: Rangers 5-0 Ross County (41m 00s) 
• PART 5: Fantasy Football Scotland & the odds with Paddy Power (46m 30s) 
• PART 6: Midweek Premiership preview (50m 30s) 

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Motherwell almost become the first side to inflict a league defeat against Rangers. Scotland defender Stephen O’Donnell tells us about how they did it.

The Celtic saga continues with Peter Lawwell’s ‘typical boy apology’ for the trip to Dubai, contradicted somewhat by a fiery press conference from Neil Lennon.

The Dons are dismantled at Dingwall, with Ben Palmer poring over what’s gone wrong at Aberdeen.

And Fin Marks joins us for issues of bureaucracy and confusion off the field.

RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1a: Stephen O’Donnell joins us! (03m 00s)
• PART 1b: Motherwell 1-1 Rangers (09m 00s) 
• PART 2a: Ross County 4-1 Aberdeen with Ben Palmer (15m 30s)
• PART 2b: Celtic 0-0 Livingston (25m 00s) 
• PART 3a: Hibs 2-0 Kilmarnock (33m 30s) 
• PART 3b: St Johnstone 1-0 St Mirren (38m 00s) 
• PART 3c: Hamilton 0-0 Dundee Utd (41m 00s)
• PART 4: Fantasy Football & the odds with Paddy Power (45m 00s)
• PART 5: Fin Marks on off the field issues (49m 30s)

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Celtic play Hibs on Monday night in a match surrounded by Covid controversy, as 13 players and Neil Lennon are absent after a positive test following their warm weather training in Dubai, upsetting everyone in Scottish football in the process. And Rangers go 21 points clear. But on the plus side – David Turnbull.

Livingston are on a record-breaking run in the Premiership. Goal scoring defender Jon Guthrie joins us to tell us what’s changed under David Martindale

And Euan Booth Robertson gives us the latest from the lower leagues as all football below Championship level is suspended for the next 3 weeks. And beyond?

RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: GMS is back (01m 30s)
• PART 2: Celtic’s Dubai debacle (03m 30s) 
• PART 3a: Aberdeen 1-2 Rangers (21m 00s)
• PART 3b: Graham Alexander in at Motherwell (28m 00s) 
• PART 4a: Livingston’s Jon Guthrie on their record run (37m 00s) 
• PART 4b: Kilmarnock 2-0 Hamilton (46m 00s)
• PART 5: Fantasy Football & the odds with Paddy Power (50m 00s)
• PART 6: Lower league football postponed, with Euan Booth Robertson (53m 30s)

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