Today's blender is nothing because the blender is a horrible torture device whereby one of us drinks something awful and the others feel badly for that person, except for Barrett, who is evil, and also not present. This show features a lengthy description of Jessica's vagina, Cody's side hustle as a clown, and Judd's complete inability to pass the point of no return. Also: Lots of dog breath. Maybe a fart. Who knows?

Podcast #23: Of Clown Holes and Sunken Places

There's no blender this week, because Barrett isn't around and he's the only person who likes that nonsense, but we do recap the last three years and four months since podcast #21 was recorded. Good news: Most of us are still alive!

Podcast #22: We'll See you Again in Two to Eight Weeks!

The blender this month features apricot, marshmallows, macadamia nuts and white chocolate powder.

Podcast #21:  Luchadors with Swords

Back after two months of being lame and not doing podcasts, the blender is Ginger Beer, Raisins, Diet Coke, and Seaweed.  Yup, seaweed.  We discuss Hearthstone, War Thunder, and the major bug preventing Judd from playing Warframe.  Also Jessica climbs a giant rope, Cody builds a cyborg, and force fields are real!

Podcast #20:  AsianHandJobs.Com

This month's blender is olive oil, steamed brocolli, cold oatmeal, and sea salt and cracked pepper crisps.  Since baby Griffin joins us at the studio, we decide whoever swears in front of him the most has to drink it.

Podcast #19:  Really Gritty in the Mouth

Due to a hangover and general wussiness, Judd petitions Jessica and Cody to cancel the blender.  We also talk about every movie from 2014, ever.  Most of them, anyway.

Podcast #18:  Shoot Poop Poop Chute

With Cody MIA, this week's blender features:  A persimmon, the remnants of a bag of Pirate's Booty, and the filling that normally goes inside a Deviled Egg.  Yum.  We also talk ad nauseum about WoW and Destiny.

Podcast #17:  Jazz Hands on the Radio

Back from a long hiatus!  This episode's blender includes:  Applesauce, fried and battered zucchini, a granola bar, and some old mexican cheese.  Featuring special guest, Mikey!

Podcast #16:  The Uncanny Valley

This episode's blender features a tortilla, leftover pasta with corn and mushrooms, guacamole, and a pickled egg.  In fact, most of end up eating pickled egg.  We're weird that way.

Podcast #15:  That One was Me

Special Super Sized end of the TV Season episode!  This week the blender is Stone IPA, Cuervo Silver Tequila, Quinoa, and eight super strong breath mints.

Podcast #14:  R2D2 with a Hard-on

This week's blender:  Triple Sec, Fresca, Gin, and fresh chopped onions.  Spoiler alert:  Judd rolls a 2.  Also, 53 minutes in, something amazing happens.

Podcast #13:  53 Minutes in, Barret has a Stroke

This week's blender is plain greek yogurt, olives, hot Chinese mustard, and black bean tofu scramble.  Cody dresses up as Captain Hammer, we make fun of Greek people, and everyone freaks out when Judd explains the concept of angel babies.

Podcast #12 - I Almost Wish You'd Spat

This week's blender:  Peas, pear apricot barley baby food, and hazelnut coffeemate.  Cody is apparently missing, so Jessica fills in the slack.  Also, we totally forget to sing the song.

Podcast #10:  Frog Semen and other Facts

Barret tells everyone about how awesome America is, Cody is embarassed by the amount of television he watched, and Judd reveals all the secrets of the Titanfall Beta.  This week's blender:  BBQ Sauce, Banana, and Teryaki Beef Jerky.

Podcast #9: Incognito vs. Mechahitler

This week's blender includes a "cutie" tangerine, mashed sweet potatoes, and balsamic mayonnaise.  Cody is noticably absent as Barret, Judd, and Jessica discuss awesome celebrity stories and Hearthstone the video game.

Podcast #8:  Conan the Barbarimancer

Welcome, dear listener to the first Three Boring Dudes podcast of 2014!  Herein you will find tales of joy, glory, and betrayal at the hands of studios that make shitty movies they want you to vote for during awards season.Jessica joins Judd, Cody, and Barret in the blender (we won't tell you who "wins"), adding a fourth ingredient to the mix, giving us:  Chocolate Sauce, Cottage Cheese, Apple-flavored fruit leather, and Equal brand artificial sweetener.  It could have been worse.Here's the link for those who haven't figured out that clicking the title of each post is also a link to the downloadable file:Link!In games, we talk about State of Decay, Star Citizen, and The Witcher 2:  Assassin of Kings.  In movies we discuss Solar Crisis, Sunshine, August:  Osage County, Dallas Buyer's Club, American Hustle, and then briefly mention a whole bunch of other films.  In TV, we talk about Spy, Arrow, and Strikeback.  Damn we're some busy motherfuckers.Oh yeah, and we're on iTunes now!  Give us a five star rating because you don't know what those stars mean!  Yeah!!!

Podcast #7:  Four Foods, One Cup

Barret explains why we don't do a blender this week, Cody explains why Barret's a pussy, and Jessica recaps the "plot" of Revenge.  Judd also makes some jokes, but they mostly suck, so we'll ignore that facet of the podcast this time around.Here's the link for people who don't know how to click on the title of a goddamn post like a normal fucking human.  I mean "Hi mom!"Link!

Podcast #6:  Revenge is a dish best never watched on television

Barret returns from being stranded on a desert island with nothing but his charming good looks and a FedEx commercial to keep him alive.Cody drinks the blender, Judd sings Katy Perry, and Jessica punches Barret right in his stupid face.  Maybe.Here's your sweet, sweet link:http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_30.m4a

Podcast #5:  Barret Returns!

Jessica replaces Barret permanetly, Judd drinks the blender, and cody explains why pooping is a challenge at his apartment.Here's the link:http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_09.m4aEnjoy!

Podcast the 4th:  A Steaming Hot Three-Coiler

Hello to our loyal listener!In this episode Judd and Cody are joined by Jessica (Judd's Wife) and Craig (Cody's "Friend") with occasional screaming by Griffin (Judd and Jessica's "Baby").  Cody drinks the blender, Judd tells the cancer joke that he told his dad while his dad was fighting cancer, and there are entirely too many jokes about rape!Here's the link in case the title link isn't working for you:http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_10_26.m4aEnjoy!!!PS:  Barret continues to suck dong by skipping the podcast while trying to make a living putting his own meat into other people's mouths, aka running a hot dog stand.  He swears he'll be back soon!PPS:  If you have a question for the Three Boring Dudes that you'd like us to read on-air, post it here!  Also, we'll personally thank our first five (all five!) followers!  Holy crap!

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