How much money would it take to win one thousand dollars from a 1-900 number? How much of your friends money? Can they rap? Can you rap? Doesn’t matter. Bad rap or no, you still have money to give! Or your parents money! Money that you could use to buy Land or Time and your… Read more S7:E3 – Be A Star Hotline Commercial

S7:E3 – Be A Star Hotline Commercial

What would you do if you’ve been Gadgeted? Would you change the world? Would you fly across the sky, free like an eagle? Would you fix the worlds problems with a random assortment of tools? Or would you sink into a level of debauchery that no person on this planet has seen before, horrifying even… Read more S7:E2 – Inspector Gadget Movie Trailer

S7:E2 – Inspector Gadget Movie Trailer

It’s a rather good time for you to review your internet culture. Like a yearbook, it’s good to fondly reminisce about whatever you were into. Like rose tinted glasses and Quiznos Subs and flash animation. You smile as you turn the page. Where did the time go? You shake your head and laugh. It went… Read more S7:E1 – Quiznos “We Love the Subs” Ad

S7:E1 – Quiznos “We Love the Subs” Ad

It’s that time of year ago! The time of year where the Jones’ turn on their holiday lights and annoy the crap out of the rest of the neighborhood with that there role playing game music synchronized. They don’t even feel the reason for the season, which is straight capitalism! They have to apply nostalgia… Read more S6:E45 – Final Fantasy with Christmas Lights

S6:E45 – Final Fantasy with Christmas Lights

You can tell us a story anyway you like. You can weave you tale and flourish it with the most fantastic language. You can win prize after prize. But we bet none of it equals the saga that is “Horse kicks tree, farts on dog then runs away.” Not even Hemmingway would dare approach such… Read more S6:E44 – Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away

S6:E44 – Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away

Vine was the perfect place to go to watch videos of people falling stairs. That’s why they had to get rid of it. That’s why we’re stuck in the social media migration we’re in now. If we had Vine still none of us would be dealing with that. We’d just be dealing with the sheer… Read more S6:E43 – Guy Falling Down Stairs Vine

S6:E43 – Guy Falling Down Stairs Vine

You’re working for the Middle State Anime Convention Trading Company. You got a fresh supply of Love Hina‘s taken from Minnesota you’re sending downstream to St. Louis and you get a 10% bonus if it’s out before the imports start making their way to the dockside dealer halls. Life is hard, but it has its… Read more S6:E42 – Love Hina Opening

S6:E42 – Love Hina Opening

It’s the post Thanksgiving gathering with your friends from high school. You’re tired of the family that made you leave the town so it’s time to leave them again and see the real reason why you return. That gang’s all here. You smile and grab a Brand Beer from the Brand Cooler. Life is good.… Read more S6:E41 – Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Maps” Music Video

S6:E41 – Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Maps” Music Video

Did you know that Staples has a new logo? Like, three years ago? You didn’t. Don’t lie. I didn’t. I driven by a staples every day this entire time and haven’t noticed it. Because it’s a Staples. But these people did. And clapped. Probably because it’s their job. Probably because they’re fans. We may never… Read more S6:E40 – Staples Logo Unveiling

S6:E40 – Staples Logo Unveiling

Blow the foghorn, the meat bicycle is here! The Claymore Man comes a-wieldin and to that we’ll have a good eatin’! You can make your own or wait for him to come swinging! Either way, it is a delight and horror to children at the same time and that’s all we really want out of… Read more S6:E39 – “Meat Bicycle” TV Spot

S6:E39 – “Meat Bicycle” TV Spot

Ah, yes. BloodRayne! The franchise that, much like a vampire, refuses to die. Every once in a while a new game comes out. And it’s alright! Enough to enjoy over a weekend of nothing else to do. But that’s it. Like a vampire, you forget they’re there until it’s too late. Then bam! Another game… Read more S6:E38 – “BloodRayne 2” MTV2 Video Mods

S6:E38 – “BloodRayne 2” MTV2 Video Mods

Ain’t no better way to kill off your fast food mascot than to leave him eventually discarded by the side of the road. All the mitt wanted was a lite bit of fun! The wind had other plans! He is no longer within the warm embrace of Arby’s, who would later have the meats. But… Read more S6:E37 – The Talking Oven Mitt Goes for a Ride

S6:E37 – The Talking Oven Mitt Goes for a Ride

Atlantis! City Underwater! Source of Legends! Games you played on every system from the Atari 2600 to…. Whatever PS5 game is involving it right now. Maybe a Last of Us. Heck if I know. But it’s there and we seek to prove it! … By getting distracted by philosophers philosophizing and robes. We’ll solve the… Read more S6:E36 – Atlantis for Atari 2600 Commercial

S6:E36 – Atlantis for Atari 2600 Commercial

Gosh, things are just… TOO. DARN. HOT. I can’t grab all these hot things! Good thing I have the new Hot Hands glove(s) to stop my hands from becoming hot! I no longer need to worry. The power of heat will never touch my cold, blood-filled hands ever again. We will be safe and protected… Read more S6:E35 – Hot Hands Gloves

S6:E35 – Hot Hands Gloves

Soothing music time approaches. It means you’re about to play a game. A Genshin game, maybe. You feel at peace with the world. All is well. The bridge is being made as you walk towards your 10-pull of anime husbandos and waifus. But a thought crosses your mind: Where is Boston, really? Is it like…… Read more S6:E34 – Genshin Impact Login Opening

S6:E34 – Genshin Impact Login Opening

Over Mitts. 🧤🧤🧤🧤💦💦💦💦💦✨😊. Truly, a work everyone will understand. Soon, you will too. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is ready to sit down and watch some shows on the hot new platform Netflix. John Hurst is your co-host this week and he is impossible to stop on the Top 100 baby… Read more S6:E33 – OXO Silicone Oven Mitts

S6:E33 – OXO Silicone Oven Mitts

Shaq goes out onto the ice, slipping on his curling shoes and sliding out to eruptious applause. Pepsi has abandoned him, but none of these fans will. They know his ability to throw the rock, to hurry hard into the goal; Charles Barkley agrees. There is only one obstacle between him and Olympic glory: A… Read more S6:E32 – 1993 Pepsi Commercial Featuring Shaq

S6:E32 – 1993 Pepsi Commercial Featuring Shaq

Kielbasa! Kielbasa subs everywhere! There’s a party at the Subway Sandwich Shop and you’re not invited because the fire marshal is full enforcement. He lost all his mutant powers during the House of M story arc so he has to use words and pleads for people to not make places into a fire hazard for… Read more S6:E31 – Subway Commercial – The Myron Cope Kielbasa Sub

S6:E31 – Subway Commercial – The Myron Cope Kielbasa Sub

Michael Bolton does the same thing every day. He wakes up in an exotic location of his own choosing. It’s always a different exotic location. He wanders to his boat, powered by shadowy drivers and crooning, and they go exploring, presumably looking for ladies or abandoned boats or something. Then he goes home and has… Read more S6:E30 – Michael Bolton, “Can I Touch You… There?” Music Video

S6:E30 – Michael Bolton, “Can I Touch You… There?” Music Video

This is your brain. This is your brain smashing a pan on things. It feels pretty nice, doesn’t it? Fun even. They don’t need that set after they’re done. They’re going to burn it down. Not even for insurance! Not even for pleasure! They just do it. And then you’re going to go voice act… Read more S6:E29 – “Your Brain on Drugs” PSA

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