I guess it was bound to happen at some point. I was finally banned from tiktok for posting about other mens struggles with having a large penis, which I think is ridiculous considering the other content that is posted on that platform but whatever. Then of course we have to talk about the Meghan and Harry documentary as well as the cornucopia of nepotism that goes on in hollywood (we go through in a bit too much depth). 

Merry Christmas. Enjoy. 

#95 - I'm banned from TikTok

Long episode today as we discuss a great many things including Kanye, Swifties, and insane fans of celebrities. Then of course we have to talk about the PRIMAL liver king and finish off the episodes with some whacky videos including some wonderful British tv show called MY MASSIVE COCK. 

OOPS

#94 - Kanye 2024?

I'm feeling very thankful today, so in today's thanksgiving special we talk about the true meaning of christmas and go through the origins of the wonderful holiday, why it is the way it is, and the worlds perception of us fat americans. I talk about what I'm thankful for and then I obviously go on a tangent about several news stories including twitter, taylor swift and her not so wholesome uprising, a nun who won "the Voice" and how to be hot. 
Its a spicy one so enjoy and share with your mom at the dinner table as you debate abortion during family time. 

Happy Thanksgiving. 

#93 - Thanksgiving Pigs

the title is misleading. Today we start by talking about tom brady's inevitable divorce and speculate on what caused it. Then we obviously have to talk about elon and twitter since everyone else in the world is talking about that. 

Finally we look at the curious case of darrell brooks (the moron murderer who killed 6 people in a christmas parade), and how he tried to represent himself and failed miserably. 

Of course we have to finish off with reddit.

enjoy

#92 - Tom Brady and Elon Musk are Failures

My assistant returns to tell us where shes been and introduce our new puppy. Then we go on several random tangents, talk about horror movies (The new Grinch one is coming out), and we go to reddit obviously to solve strangers problems.
Fun episode. Enjoy

#91 - My Wife (GUESTS: British Beth and Bilbo)

We start today off philosophical again as I talk about life, digital personas, and an update on my hypothetical situation. Then we go off the rails for some more fun and list off a few things that I doesn't understand. Finally we get back to the roots of the show by heading over to reddit for some good ol fashioned fun. 

#90 - Things I Don't Understand

My brother Mike returns to discuss the death of Lizzy the II, presidential fashion, elon musk, and some other philosophical bits!

Listen and enjoy and tell your friends. 

#89 - The Queen is Dead, God Save The Queen (Featuring Mike!)

Birthday's are dumb. I feel like I talk about this every year, but it must be repeated. Today we talk about my birthday and my thoughts on birthdays, the big 3-0, and age in general. I don't know why people worry so much, change and evolution are fun and important.
We pretty much stick to the theme of birthdays for the whole episode as I go on tangents about different ages and periods in my life and who I was then compared to now. I tell some dumb stories and give some amazing advice on how to approach big birthdays. 

Enjoy.  wish me happy bday anyways

#88 - Today is my 30th bday

Matt becomes preachy again and talks about why changing your mind is important. Then we talk about how Shia LeBouf recently converted to Catholicism because of his new movie about Padre Pio. After that, Matt goes on a tangent about Padre Pio and how weird his story is as well as other weird christian things. 

#87 - Change Your Mind

Today, we talk about marriage and the importance of taking it seriously. Our host is a married man now and knows way more than you about the topic now, which is why he is lecturing you. Then we get on a tangent about some guy named Zach and other totally hypothetical situations involving Matt's grandparents. Then Matt pitches you his amazing idea for a new TV show about Jesus. 

#86 - Husband Matt

I'm back. Sorry I've been gone so long but I've been a busy child. Don't worry, once the wedding is over I'll have much more time to record. 

Today we talk about how no one will remember you when you die, the state of the world, my marriage planning problems, and how none of that matters. 

#85 - Sorry, I've been gone

Lets talk about my trip to Disney!

In today's episode, we talk my trip to Disney, how awful the people there are, and the horrors of Disney World. Then we talk about Will Smith's slap heard round the world with Chris Rock and why the Oscars are terrible. 

Finally we read some more amazing spam letters. Send me some if you got them.

#84 - Disney Adults, Will Smith, and Spam Letters

I'm back finally. Thanks to some texts from listeners...I've been busy if you hadn't guessed. My life has been madness this year, but I've made time for you guys and will start uploading more. 

Today we talk about where I've been, The Queen having COVID, Russia (I know nothing), and then we read an amazing email I got

#83 - Stay Busy My Friends

Today is my birthday, which marks the 3 year anniversary of the show. 

Also, my grandparents found this show and lets just say that they are NOT PLEASED lol. Who cares, honestly? the most important thing you can do is just be yourself...you will always have critics, even when its your grandparents. 

#82 - Be Genuine

My brother Mike Thomas drops by to visit the new studio and we have quite the conversation.  We cover many important topics including simulation theory, the mystic southwest, Britney Spears, Andrew Cuomo, and read a word from our sponsors.

#80 - Mike Returns! (Guest: Mike Thomas)

The Olympics used to be cool, but now they suck and desperately need to be fixed. Luckily, when I am benevolent dictator of the Earth, I have a plan of how we can fix them. Let's dive deep into the sports and see which ones need to go and which ones can be fixed. 

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BONUS EP #3: The Olympics Are Stupid

Well well well. A very special bonus episode this week featuring our friends over at Breakfast Ballers Club where this week we talk about Cart Hunks, Squirrels are losers, and Other golf things in a golf themed episode. This one is funny so enjoy yourselves and give @bbgc a follow on insta.

Putt The Heck?! Episode #1

Wow! look at how gorgeous the set is! Today we cover some fun things like Britney Spears [5:41], New York Pizzeria fights [10:08], Robots are losers [19:15], Spirit airlines creatures [23:57], and then we finish with a wholesome olympics moment even though the olympics are stupid and boring [27:56].

#79 - Robots are Losers

lets bring the show back to the good ol' days and just talk shit for a bit

BONUS Ep 2: Stressed Out Billionaires

I know I've been gone a while, but that's because I was battling COVID (I defeated it with ease). Let's catch up on where I've been (spoiler alert it was a swinger's AirBnb in palm springs). Then we talk about other random shit like bill cosby and Netflix's strange new dating show.

What the Heck?! with Matt Thomas

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