It's that weather balloon technology dawg, it's terminator technology. This episode is 11 alcohols.

Reverse Tractor Beams

- Don't cry when you see the last picture
- You won't believe their transformation
- People were shocked at what she was wearing
- Try not to ejaculate when you get to # 11
- The last picture will make you shit on the kitchen floor

Exploding Nutsacks

Critically Ashamed: Weird Science

I can't start a fire in the snow anymore than I can drink a cactus. When i'm in the Brazillian Lamb House, my favorite thing to munch is beaver and swimmy squirrels.

When Whales Cry

Mind Blown. We're doin space shit, and talkin to robots. There's no gas in this car, so boke a smowl and record your shits. We're gettin philisophical. 

AI Diarrhea

Dana White, car fights, and nap roulette. Andrew Tate is 23 and busted. 

Sexiest Tombstone Name

Put some respect on Stephan Boner's name. Mofk could throw hands in a ring, but not in a waffle haus, but he made the classic mistake of not coming strapped. 

Millenial Waffles

Porky Pig’s Haunted Holiday

XMas Special: Malort

Private School trolls, and middle-school butt-plugs, you're gonna have to hang to the end to squeeze all the soup outta this one. 

TransGinger

Highs are low, and lows blow. We're in a city of sin, but don't pee in the ice machine. That's how we end up with no good public restrooms. So follow the mantra of psychedelic wizards, and f* the pussy right in the butt-hole. 

Nerd With No Game

Everybody has a cocaine bear inside them. Alaska isn't real, but handless monkeys are flying to the moon. Let's get weird.

Khalid’s Closet

We stopped Karen about hot wet bread. Most of the time you eat x-giving food its pretty rad. Get a red cup, fill it up with brown gravy and invest it all over your favorite crypto. We're picking apart the penal code tonight with Mr. Jimmie.

Cops: X-Giving Special

Einstein is real, so get at me Hawking. The theory of No NyQuil November has proven it. You can take shrooms in Colorado, but make sure to shave the balls. You don't want to get cancelled by the cali-Ban.

Keyboard Boy

Blackholes are just galactic boopers. We're launching monkey nuts in space for science, and licking drugs off titties. This is some real life video game shit. So let's go Stros. #phuckfilly.

Blackholes and Stripper Poles

Salmonella candles are causing contagious farts over here. We're landing cape boosters in space, and giving out 14 DVD's for Halloween. HTown Baby! Screw filly.

Ridin Shotgun

Karens against scarecrows are slingin pig semen all over our chicken jelly squirtables. We're protesting dinosaurs and listening to alt cunt. You're gonna want to eat your cell phone after this one.

Discount Ball Surgery

Tim Allen, Gordon Ramsey, and Amouranth are using cow snot lube for their 3-way (Tax deductible?). I'm pretty sure if one of them starts bartending, they are going to take over the world. I'll be watching on my two living room TV's. What's wrong with you?

Baby on Board

You don't need a Godly voice to win 7 Tour De frances (capital "G" cuz we don't wanna offend God). Look, protest Australia and get TRUCKED by a robot. So don't worry if you get gored by a deer right after you eat your eggs smothered in Texas Pete, you got a framing hammer, and if all else fails you can live in a WalMart parking lot.

Louis Armstrong

Look, this is serious business. It's not a joke. Just get an Iphone and be more efficient. Don't over anal-ize, it's just hiking.

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