In the Season 2 finale, Scott and Jordan give their Top 5 villains and play a user submitted Kennection.

Al Pacino in Heat

In this week's episode, Scott's marriage is put to the test in the Newlywed Game.

Wish It Was Bigger

In this week's episode, Jordan and Scott play Would You Rather? They also play another round of user submitted Kennections.

Dumbest Guy They Make

In this week's episode, the guys volley back and forth some tennis talk, and then play a round of user submitted Kennections.

Things You Shuck

In this week's episode, the guys FINALLY talk about the election, and Scott offers a dish for people still disputing the election to try.

David Splash

In this week's episode, Scott ruins the chances of Apple ever sponsoring the podcast.

Great Value Comedian

In this week's episode, the guys debut a new segment, Real or Fake TV Show. 

The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

In this week's episode, the guys reveal their Top 5 Halloween Candies.

Razor Blade Snickers

In this week's episode, the guys discuss Aaron Carter's robust new business and Jordan plays Guess the Lyric.

Friendless Virgins™

In this week's episode, Scott reveals his true feelings about late night talk shows, and the guys do their annual Emmy recap.

Super Awesome Lady

Jordan and Scott celebrate fifty episodes of trying to figure out why they are friends.

Believe What I Believe

In this week's episode, the guys play the IMDB game and Scott reveals his hatred for white girls.

The Great Chicago Fire of 1666

In this week's episode, Scott reveals who his favorite speaker was at the Republican National Convention, and Jordan reveals his new pick to be president.

Full Nic Cage

In this week's episode, Jordan laments being a Kanye West fan, and Scott asks a very important question about NBA superstar Paul George.

Great Value Steph Curry

WE'RE BACK! It's a new season of Why Are We Friends, and in this week's episode Scott makes fun of Jordan's hat. Jordan forgets to record the first part of the episode, and also forgets to silence his notifications. Jordan ruins everything.

Season Two: Hepatitis Boyz

In this week’s episode, Scott and Jordan struggle to understand how IMDB decides what movie stars are “known for”

Maggie Gyllenhaal... What a Hitter

In this week's episode, Jordan shares a scolding hot take... about cereal. And we thank Scott's wife for her service.

Weekend at Biden's

In this week's episode, Scott goes to the dentist and Jordan returns the favor in Finish the Lyrics.

Turnbuckle Talk

In this week's episode, Scott offers free ad reads for Hilary Clinton's new podcast, and Jordan plays Finish the Lyrics.

What Is Buffalo Wings?

In this week's episode, Scott worships at the altar of Tyson Fury.

Why Are We Friends?

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