It’s our very first “Say WHAAAT?” shortened episode, Josh has a couple doozies for you all including Shrek and Five Nights at Freddy’s! Enjoy!

Today’s readings: 50 Layers of Onions - MrTrollPastaGolden Freddy's diary - Delicatelysaltybeliever

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 70: 50 Layers of Onions & Golden Freddy's diary

Ever wonder what would happen if Hitler went back in time to meet Jesus and they became in love with each other and had to get approval from God to be with each other? Yeah, we didn’t either but we do like the outcome! Enjoy!

Today’s reading: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance - Angkras

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 69: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance

Today, we remind you of the cartoon Arthur and his band of odd friends that are kind of animals kind of just creatures. Then we quickly and swiftly ruin any fond memory you have of the show. Destroying childhoods one fanfic at a time! Enjoy!

Today’s reading:Arthur’s Sucky Day - Marcen12

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 68: Arthur's Sucky Day

Here’s a couple of Tetris inspired stories, one of which is inspired by Shrek, in celebration of Tetris Effect being awesome. Sure, these stories are nothing like Tetris or even appropriate, but that’s ok. It’s what we do. Enjoy!

Today’s readings:TETRIS IS LOVE TETRIS IS LIFE - FractalTetrisChocolate Tetris - draco-is-the-punk

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 67: TETRIS IS LOVE TETRIS IS LIFE & Chocolate Tetris

This week we remember a cool show that’s mostly forgotten called Warehouse 13 that is not only highly recommended to watch, it makes for good fan-fics too! Enjoy!

Today’s readings:The Rogue and the Agent - TeriReinhart

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 66: The Rogue and the Agent

Well this one is on a whole different level. Enjoy your car ride to the soothing sounds of Dora the Explorer being a staunch Trump supporter and love interest. It’s a wacky one folks!

Today’s reading:Donald Trump X Dora the Explorer - amberiscool333

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 65: Donald Trump X Dora the Explorer

We continue the saga that is my immortal - the internet's infamous fan-fic. We pick up where we left off on Episode 59 and, yes, it gets better. Not in a “wow, this story took a turn and is so well written!” More like, “it’s worse which kinda makes it better!” Enjoy!

Today’s readings: my immortal - Tara Gilesbie

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 64: my immortal (pt. II)

Sure, let’s have an episode where we go after religion, Overwatch, diversity, and other real topics. Also, Jesus having sex with Mercy. Bringing it back around! Enjoy!

Today’s readings: Jesus x Mercy - The_God_Grape

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 63: Jesus x Mercy

Today, we try to remember all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are again for the first time in 20 years and try to piece together wtf happened in those movies. Also, there’s a story that’s kinda there in the background so there’s that. Enjoy!

Today’s readings:Expanding the clan - KerryAnne

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 62: Expanding the clan

Today, let Josh read you a crossover tale of Warhammer and Starcraft that is just mild enough to help nurse you back to health after a drinking day, followed, by a hangover day, followed by a WTFDIJR day. Enjoy!

Today’s reading:The Swarm of War  - VexMaster

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 61: The Swarm of War

Today we read the story of Paula Deen and the love she has for Butter. We all already know how much she loves butter, but this turns into something completely different and turns into a fight with a special guest chef of the British kind. Enjoy!

Today’s readings:Put It In My Butt-er - apocalyptickittensx

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 60: Put It In My Butt-er (Paula Deen x Butter Stick)

Today, we begin reading one of the internet’s most infamous fan-fics. It’s been banned from websites for being horrible and we’re going to find out why. Is it as bad as they say? Take the journey with us!

Today’s reading:my immortal - Tara Gilesbie

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 59: my immortal

This week, Michelle is back with more childhood memories to ruin as she delves into the dark universes of Rugrats and Doug. It’s quick, funny, and a bit weird. What else do you expect with us? 

Today’s reading:The Real Rugrats - Freebird87Doug Goes Bad - Freebird87

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 58: The Real Rugrats & Doug Goes Bad

TJ reads a list of ideas to help a struggling writer figure out how to “broth peace” in Fallout via a variety of superhero crossovers, and then we read of a secret love between “The Lone Wanderer” and Hancock, followed by fallout zombies! Phew! Enjoy!

Today’s reading:Fallout Crossover Ideas - wolfblood123

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 57: Fallout Crossover Ideas, Fallout D*** Frenzy, & fallout zombies

Welp, we were written by the author and asked to continue episode 51’s really interesting story about Filburt from Rock’s Modern Life. Josh tries again (and fails) to get through it again. Don’t say we never do anything for our listener’s! Enjoy!

Today’s reading:Filburt's Postmodern Wife - xandermartin98  

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 56: Filburt's Postmodern Wife, Pt 2

Red Dead Redemption is out and everybody is loving it, One Punch Man fights John Halo, and HOLY SHIT REMEMBER GUYVER?! Yeah, apparently TJ doesn’t remember the movies that came out very well. Enjoy!

Today’s readings:The Western Nightmare Saga: The Blood Runner - Zaster21One Punch Man Halo Adventure - halofan2112The UNGU - Crimson Flare700

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 55: Red Dead, One Punch Man, & Guyver

Ever want a podcast with zero chit-chat and coherent story about Silent Hill with absolutely zero biography about the characters? Well, sorry, this episode is not it. It is, however, pretty funny.

Today’s reading:Untitled Silent Hill Fanfic - davidkun799

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 54: Untitled Silent Hill Fanfic

This week, Michelle reads a story about the odd 90’s Nickelodeon cartoon Doug and the worst possible Halloween a fictional character could ever have. Nobody loves Doug. His mother included. 

Today’s reading:Doug’s Worst Halloween - Freebird87

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 53: Doug's Worst Halloween

Today, TJ reads a mixture of Mario universe driven stories with enough “dear lord no!” to make Nintendo weep. Prepare for a plethora of confusion and shitty Bill Cosby impressions. Enjoy!

Today’s readings:Bowsette gets the Dirty from Daddy Bill Clinton - JustSaganDry Bowser Gets A Haircut - GrandNutShackHalationMario and Flash are hungry - MariaFJ

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Episode 52: Miscellaneous Mario Musings

We continue doing what we do best and ruining your childhood cartoons and movies with Rocko’s Modern Life. Also, remember that reboot that was supposed to happen? Yeah, hasn’t happened. WTF Nickelodeon? Step it up.

Today’s readings:Filburt's Postmodern Wife - xandermartin98

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

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